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#87649 - 02/23/05 09:22 AM
Candy Cotton wants to be a teacher.
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I was watching an 'American Bukkake' (forget the volume #) featuring Candy Cotton the other day. In the pre-bukkake interview, Cotton, seemingly in all seriousness, states that she wants to eventually become a grade school teacher. I was wondering if she's achieved her goal, and if so would it be possible that JM could dispatch a camera crew to track her down and maybe place copies of Cotton's 'American Bukkake' DVD's on the front steps of the homes of her students' parents? I suppose the idea here is to completely ruin her life and videotape the wreckage for supplemental material on an 'American Bukkake' re-issue of some kind. Just a thought.
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#87650 - 02/23/05 10:08 AM
Re: Candy Cotton wants to be a teacher.
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Thereby forcing her out of her job and Completing the degradation started in the original film, resulting in ... her return to PORN! 
Aaah the circle of life!
Edited by soopergrizz (02/23/05 10:12 AM)
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#87651 - 02/23/05 11:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
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I was watching an 'American Bukkake' (forget the volume #) featuring Candy Cotton the other day. In the pre-bukkake interview, Cotton, seemingly in all seriousness, states that she wants to eventually become a grade school teacher. I was wondering if she's achieved her goal, and if so would it be possible that JM could dispatch a camera crew to track her down and maybe place copies of Cotton's 'American Bukkake' DVD's on the front steps of the homes of her students' parents? I suppose the idea here is to completely ruin her life and videotape the wreckage for supplemental material on an 'American Bukkake' re-issue of some kind. Just a thought.
Thanks,
simp
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#87653 - 02/23/05 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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In case anyone is interested (and I know some people are) Simp was slammed yet again today at ADT. He posted as Why Why Why, and they deleted the entire post and locked the thread, calling him a troll. There is no justice in this world or stuff like that wouldn't happen. Simp a troll? Jesus H. Christ gimme a break.
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#87657 - 02/24/05 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i saw that too, hardware HATES him. like HATE-HATE. i think the mods can't stand the fact that he's fairly subtle and requires more attentiveness to identify and they're fooled by him often until someone else says something about simp. it usually takes 1-2 days before hardware figures it out, wipes the cum off his face and bans him and he's the only one who can do it consistently.
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#87659 - 02/24/05 10:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
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Thats funny,I never pictured Simp as troll.For some reason I picture him as a professor or maybe some other type of suit and tie guy.Im sure his colleagues look up to him and that he comes off as very professional.If only they knew the other side of Simp.
I'm quite convinced based on his exquisite writing style that he holds at least a Bachelor degree, most likely in the humanities or social sciences. And yeah, he's most likely a suit and tie guy instead of some oil rigger with a bad mullet type guy. He has mentioned more than once that he is a well-respected member of his community. Then again, he did also mention that his parole officer was on his/her way over to see him. Who knows eh? Do we really want to know?
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#87660 - 02/24/05 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think it was a Simp post that got me to register here. If I remember it was a heartwarming story about watching a gagfactor with his girlfriend, and her reaction. I need to look that one up again
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