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#85500 - 02/10/05 06:01 AM XXXPT slow lately
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Is it just happening to me, or is xxxpt slow the last few days, taking long periods of time to get in and reply,etc. What in the shit is going on, i blame bjfan and liz the bunny.
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#85501 - 02/10/05 07:21 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Is it just happening to me, or is xxxpt slow the last few days, taking long periods of time to get in and reply,etc. What in the shit is going on, i blame bjfan and liz the bunny.




Nope. It's not only you. I haven't been able to check this place out for a couple days. Pages wouldn't load for some reason.
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#85502 - 02/10/05 07:38 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Nope. It's not only you. I haven't been able to check this place out for a couple days. Pages wouldn't load for some reason.






God damn it, ADT retaliation, since jeff managed to crash their site for a day this is their payback. okay the message below is just for tony, so no one else read it


(monkey waits for the other readers to leave)

Hey tony i think we need to kidnap steph again, she is cramping up xxxpt's style, she is trying to bring it down man, from the inside, funny how jrv has been missing the last few since the site started to slow down, isn't it?. i told you, he is an adt spy, heres the plan, we kidnap steph again and ill go and break into jrv house in the middle of the night and kill him in his sleep, does that work?
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#85503 - 02/10/05 07:39 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
seems to be ok this morning, but for the last two days it was either worse than dialup or i'd get all sorts of zany database errors.
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#85504 - 02/10/05 07:41 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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seems to be ok this morning, but for the last two days it was either worse than dialup or i'd get all sorts of zany database errors.






Its steph, jrv and bjfan and im undecided as to liz the bunny being involved, but the other 3 for sure.
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#85505 - 02/10/05 08:44 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
It's smartt with some sort of Brazilian jungle black magic mojo spell. Fucking tranny lovin 12 sandwich eating bastard. Why don't we all go over to club jenna and bug the shit out of them. I don't wanna fork over the cash to join so maybe a couple of people could share a login. Maybe register as CageSpy1.

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#85506 - 02/10/05 09:35 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Thanks for being patient, apparently somehow the network settings on the server got fucked up and packets were getting lost. I agree that the cause was probably ADT.

I'll keep you posted on this matter if anything changes.

Tony
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#85507 - 02/10/05 09:39 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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have you noticed smartt's either got people other than cleet to discuss monster movies with or it's fullblown schitzophrenia now? either way, it's easy to avoid weird pictures of the genetically unfit of brazil now that he's got his attention focused on horror movies and a search for smartt tells us that he's banned from the actual horror movie board he used to frequent.

lord asmus is back, i urge everyone to check out what he and brandon said to each other, so weird. he's obviously some kind of fairy-tail ogre, but someone needs to tell him to get the malignant, bloody tumor taken care of professionally and not just show it to brandon irons.
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#85508 - 02/10/05 10:24 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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lord asmus is back, i urge everyone to check out what he and brandon said to each other, so weird. he's obviously some kind of fairy-tail ogre, but someone needs to tell him to get the malignant, bloody tumor taken care of professionally and not just show it to brandon irons.




Lord Asmus is Brandon Iron.The IP's match.
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#85509 - 02/10/05 12:37 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
crap how many of them are there?

um before you expose my other ID's please give me a chance to pay black mail.

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#85510 - 02/10/05 07:06 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
"Lord Asmus is Brandon Iron.The IP's match."

Bullshit.

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#85511 - 02/10/05 08:16 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
like many here, i've seen brandon iron's sexy canadian penis and it lacked the ruptured blood vessel/huge leech from a swamp that's haunted me through the last sleepless nights. that fails to account for the possibility the vile abscess is recent--the only way to exonerate himself fully is by appearing on the sportswami show and allowing him to do a full prostate check.
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#85512 - 02/10/05 08:20 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Brandon is hip hop rapper rich- he may have paid a special effects artist to craft that penis
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#85513 - 02/10/05 08:28 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This was better confined to "history repeats itself". Funny how Brandon was the only motherfucker who claimed to be able to read the black spot.

XPT Bishop, do you have any friends who can cleanse us of this plague? I have USD.

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#85514 - 02/11/05 04:59 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Mine doesn't seem to be better this morning.

Occasionally a page will load normally, but for the most part, it is still taking forever.

Maybe it's the time of day for me? I am usually here between 0500-0700(AM) during the week. But I would think less traffic would make it faster. Traffic probably has nothing to do with it at all, though.

Anyway, I hope it works itself out. I'm getting discouraged. I have such a hard life.

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#85515 - 02/11/05 07:10 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Site is still slow, it could end xxxpt as we know it, if im getting pissed with it, how do the other peeps feel. God damn its frustrating, could be worse, bjfan could be my son.
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#85516 - 02/11/05 08:39 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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#85517 - 02/11/05 08:21 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Nosey Offline
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Registered: 12/16/04
Posts: 85
Loc: Florida
it seems to be working fine now

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#85518 - 02/11/05 10:32 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's improving. it was a healthy thing to detox for a few days, i've got a renewed sense of dubious-purpose.
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#85519 - 02/11/05 11:00 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Its steph, jrv and bjfan and im undecided as to liz the bunny being involved, but the other 3 for sure.




I say let kyoto have his way with steph. I don't know how this will fix the board, but it will be entertaining to watch.
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#85520 - 02/11/05 08:46 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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it's improving. it was a healthy thing to detox for a few days, i've got a renewed sense of dubious-purpose.




I agree. I used the time away to fall off the vegetarian wagon and ordered half a cow from omaha Steaks' web site, followed by a trip to QVC to get a George Foreman Grill, and found 2 new online Pharmacies in the Caribbean where I can get Valium with a Cyber-Checkup from a Cyber Doc who will issue a Cyber-prescription to my alter-ego in Fresno. Oh yeah, and I ordered a copy of Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World from Amazon. ("A big W, see, a Big....a Big W!")
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#85521 - 02/11/05 08:55 PM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you sound like the perfect man
half a cow and some valium now thats fucking valentines

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#85522 - 02/12/05 07:20 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
The site is faster than ever now. Geez, I almost didn't make it.
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#85523 - 02/13/05 10:58 AM Re: XXXPT slow lately
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Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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could be worse, bjfan could be my son.




Don't think your out of the woods yet....the paternity test for you and I hasn't come back yet....
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