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#85303 - 02/08/05 07:17 PM What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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Registered: 02/08/05
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Now don't get me wrong, I like a good meatholes flick as much as the next person, but I have found it somewhat disappointing that the practice of urolagnia in porn has been almost completely overwhelmed by people like Max Hardcore and Khan Tusion, to the point that people think the purpose of pissing on somebody is to humiliate them. Oh how I long for those days of old when people peed on eachother just because they were so enthralled with the taste of uric acid.



This is an unusual request in these times, but is anybody still making this kind of stuff involving people pissing on people in a healthy, non-misogynistic fashion? Perhaps where urine is exchanged in both directions?



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#85304 - 02/08/05 07:25 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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As if to instantly prove my point, the pictures I linked to were taken off the web JUST AS I POSTED THEM. They were there one minute, gone the next, as if to spite me for bringing it up. Now they have been replaced with a black screen and a link that says http://www.paingalaxy.com/tgp/d/page2-old.htm, and all I can find online anymore is this:

Oh how I long for the good old days.

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#85305 - 02/08/05 09:03 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
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Registered: 11/07/04
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Loc: South side of Naked City
What is the attraction to watching some chick being peed on? Especially in a crappy looking bathroom.

Guys who like that either have issues with their mother or got bitched by a dominate girlfriend and future potential wanna be abuser. Watching a chick get a cum facial is very different than seeing her getting pissed on, no matter if she likes it.

There is plenty of watersport already done and if a chick wants to stay D class she'll agree to be peed on. Tiffany Mynx did a pee scene awhile back and was roundly criticized. Her A class went to C, then she quit porn for awhile only bravely returning but the spark of her is gone today.

Its a waste product of our body. Its not worth the money to do scenes in toilets and being pissed on. At least the chick being pissed on by a guy.

Its not worth a viewers money to buy that kind of porn, there is enough to download and continue to ruin your sense of erotica.






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#85306 - 02/09/05 12:55 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
loop88 Offline
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Registered: 08/24/04
Posts: 48
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Tiffany Mynx did a pee scene awhile back and was roundly criticized. Her A class went to C, then she quit porn for awhile only bravely returning but the spark of her is gone today.


where ? when ? what's the name of the movie ? where can i get it?








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#85307 - 02/09/05 01:43 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Qreed Offline
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Registered: 11/07/04
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The Mynxster's pee scene was something clipped from her website shows I think. I only saw stills. Maybe a pic search on the net might find one or two.

No matter it was her husband or boyfriend at the time, some were critical of her doing it. She had a star quality thing going I don't think it hurt her career but soon she was being fired from Elegant or Evil Angel, I don't remember and was out of porn for awhile. I like her still for hanging on but are her sales any good now. It was something she didn't need to do for fans to know she was wild about sex.

Extreme today has a totally degrading mean now.

Nobody saw Alisha Klass or the raunchy Mila being pissed on by a guy. They did on everybody else. Silvia Saint never found a reason to be pissed on video. Mynx competition at the time. Its only body fluid that washes off, but how it stains a memory. Some cheer, some don't for that kind of thing. We're too programed with laws saying urination in public is wrong and we don't pee in the living room or kitchen at home. Some might.

I have no idea the reason for chicks doing a gangbang pee scene if they want a long career in the biz. There is Abraxa making a career out of pee fetish. She must have fans.

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#85308 - 02/09/05 05:09 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
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Guys who like that either have issues with their mother or got bitched by a dominate girlfriend and future potential wanna be abuser. Watching a chick get a cum facial is very different than seeing her getting pissed on, no matter if she likes it. ...Its a waste product of our body. Its not worth the money to do scenes in toilets and being pissed on. At least the chick being pissed on by a guy.

Its not worth a viewers money to buy that kind of porn, there is enough to download and continue to ruin your sense of erotica.




This is exactly what I'm saying: people think that piss porn is degrading, and even think that the reason for pissing on somebody is to degrade them. I don't. (And I don't think the above pic is terribly erotic either; it was just an example of this phenomenon.) What I'm saying is that you used to be able to find porn that involved pissing without being degrading or humiliating or abusive, or anything mean, to its subjects. It just looked like they were freaky people having fun. So when you say "guys who like that either have issues with their mother or got bitched by a dominate girlfriend and future potential wanna be abuser," you clearly don't get what I'm saying. It's got nothing to do with abuse; some people like myself are just born freaky like that.

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#85309 - 02/09/05 11:40 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Check out Liquid Gold 4 and 5.Briana Banks pisses in Rod Fontanas mouth in # 4.Also Girlvert 2 has Ashley Blue pissing all over Julie Night.




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#85310 - 02/09/05 04:25 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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Registered: 02/08/05
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Thanks I'll have to check it out. Girlvert 2 was pretty good but rough as hell and not really a pissing movie. (Speaking of which, if you don't mind my asking, what was the deal with all the pork rinds? I much prefer vegan sadomasochism.)

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#85311 - 02/09/05 08:36 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Qreed Offline
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Registered: 11/07/04
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There is Brianna with her nautral body a long time ago.

I have no problem with chicks pissing on dudes, I just don't like dudes pissing on chicks.

Porn has done everything and having new babes in the biz do get pissed on vids I think harms their career in the long term. I'm backed up with that belief by not seeing the top or those chicks reaching for the brass ring in porn getting pissed on. The women have to control their porn image and what happens on sets. Increasingly we see chicks being lead around and doing degrading things.

Kami is moving up and she shouldn't get pissed on. Taylor Rain got pissed on early in her career and probably won't do it again. All the piss chicks, Fallon back in the day, Alisha Klass, Mila, Cytherea aren't being pissed on. But those babes made their bank pissing on everybody.

If your liking that kind of watersports many vid clips can be found on the net. Your free to drink women's piss all your like too. Just spread the word, no dudes pissing on chicks. Those are the guys I think will be abusers and have issues with their mother.


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#85312 - 02/10/05 05:41 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
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And what about girls who like that? Are we just worthless pieces of shit then?

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#85313 - 02/10/05 08:43 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Jeff Steward Offline
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And what about girls who like that? Are we just worthless pieces of shit then?




Yes,got a problem with that?
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#85314 - 02/10/05 03:17 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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I'm backed up with that belief by not seeing the top or those chicks reaching for the brass ring in porn getting pissed on.



First of all, learn English. You sound like George W. Bush.

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Just spread the word, no dudes pissing on chicks. Those are the guys I think will be abusers and have issues with their mother.



So I suppose you are now going to tell me that women who like to see women pissing on men (of which you approve) are abusive and have issues with their father. After all, why else would they want to see that? Or is it ok for them just so long as there aren't alot of men being abused in porn? But if femdom in porn ever becomes that common and they still watch it then they must be fucked up too, right?
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Increasingly we see chicks being lead around and doing degrading things.


How many times do I have to say that what constitutes degradation or abuse is relative to the observer? Let me ask you this: if two people piss on eachother at the same time, and both enjoy it, are they abusing eachother? Are they "leading eachother around and doing degrading things" if it is mutual?

Furthermore I assume since you are so against chicks getting pissed on you must be against them being cummed on too since the two fluids have chemical similarities and semen always contains traces of urine. So naturally you would boycott any porn where the moneyshot was shown.

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#85315 - 02/10/05 07:53 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Qreed Offline
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Registered: 11/07/04
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Going five years without hearing one Bush speech, it must be the all reading I've done of his pigeon english ruining my dictation ability.

Pissing is a fetish. I know too many guys divorced and sometimes their x wives or girlfriends tell lawyers what sexual trauma they suffered. Lawyers bend dudes over with such accusations to give up more things so it doesn't get out to their employer or the newspaper. The guy is some sexual weirdo.

Two people can enjoy a pee fetish, folks are weird what they like. Some psychological problem can exist why a person wants to be so sexually wild.

I just think it harms a porn chick's future oppurtunity to do pissed on scenes. Chicks can be raw and sexual without that.

I remember so many "hall of fame" porn babes with long careers and they aren't known for being pissed on.

Everybody is free to do what they like in privacy and with agreeable partners. Some stuff doesn't need to be filmed if its hurts an image.

Its a guy thing anyway, I don't trust other dudes being honorable pissing on some chicks face, because I know they tell other dudes and laugh how controlling they are with the girl.

Facials are the staple of porn, chicks are slammed for cum dodging. I think too much cum bukkake on a face is a bad look. I don't care, its the chick's face, her decesion to brave the experience.

Pissing on her is something different to me.

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#85316 - 02/11/05 08:23 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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Registered: 02/08/05
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This is getting quite ridiculous, so this will be the last time I post on this thread to argue with you.
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Some psychological problem can exist why a person wants to be so sexually wild.



Urolagnia is so common that it is now considered normal by most psychologists and is no longer classified as a paraphilia in DSM-IV TR. It is easy to assume that various sexual behaviors arise from trauma because it fits in well with society's perception of sex as a dirty or sinful act. It is much more difficult to actually link paraphilias to trauma or psychological disorders. In fact, current research indicates that most paraphilias either arise in early childhood or are innate (e.g. some have postulated that the latex fetish exists as a superstimulus of an instinct to seek mates with shinier skin and hence higher body fat. Others believe that urolagnia is a holdover from our distant ancestors who were attracted to members of the opposite sex based on the scent of their urine.)
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Its a guy thing anyway, I don't trust other dudes being honorable pissing on some chicks face, because I know they tell other dudes and laugh how controlling they are with the girl.



I very much resent this, as I would never brag about a woman. Once again you are making the fundamentally incorrect assumption that urolagnia has its basis in sadomasochism. Once again I must tell you you are simply wrong.
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I don't care, its the chick's face, her decesion to brave the experience.



By what twisted logic does this same argument not apply to urination?
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Pissing on her is something different to me.



Are you familiar with the idea that other people could possibly have different opinions from you, and that they might not be bound to act in accordance with your ideals? Is it possible for you not to condemn someone for doing something you don't personally enjoy?
Suppose you like checkers. I start a post on some site talking about chess, and you reply saying no, no, no, you fool, checkers is much better, and everybody who likes chess is full of himself and thinks he's better than everybody else because he's deep and intellectual. Furthermore I've seen lots of pornstars start playing chess just before their careers went downhill. I think it harms a pornstar's image to play chess because it makes everyone think she's conceited so that nobody wants to hire her. Spread the word, no more chess. But checkers is the staple of board games. People are ridiculed for not playing checkers (and that's ok). But chess is something different to me.
You'd be kind of an asshole, wouldn't you?

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#85317 - 02/11/05 08:30 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Golingarf Offline
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Registered: 02/08/05
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On a lighter note, has anybody got any idea where that picture I attached is from? It's part of a set of about 16 pictures that all say "Hamish Scan" on the bottom, but I can't seem to figure out what that is.

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#85318 - 02/11/05 12:50 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles

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Its not worth a viewers money to buy that kind of porn, there is enough to download and continue to ruin your sense of erotica.



Qreed,
You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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#85319 - 02/11/05 02:57 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
It Was Fun Offline
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The attraction to a woman getting peed on is different for every viewer. If you personally don’t like it then don’t watch it and just because you don’t like it don’t go preaching against it unless you like to waste your breath. LOL

Now when a girl is getting pissed on the enjoyed viewer is gonna not really care what the fuckin bathroom looks like. Worry about your own god damn bathroom and keep it clean.

Hey Qreed, check under the toilet bowl for piss trails that you missed cleaning the other day. I know it’s hard to make good aim.
What kind of idiot compares one person to another hence performers?
What kind of person has a right to say what is wrong or right for a certain someone?

Someone who classifies a person for their choice of enjoyment is just stating their own opinion and representing themselves with a touch of ignorance. Since when is everyone all alike?

Qreed, let me speak on your level: What dominate girlfriend or abusive mother taught you to believe that enjoying golden showers was such an aweful thing? Ever stop and think that maybe man made comformity is what makes a lot of things we consider standard in porn very popular these days such as getting cummed on the face?? I mean if you want to be ignorant we can preach about how the only right way for a guy to cum is inside a woman is in her pussy since that is the all natural way. Any other way isn’t normal and isn’t right. So what makes getting cummed on the face more accepting than getting pissed on? It’s because it’s a man made comformity amongst us all. Just like brushing our teeth, thousands of years ago we never did that. With time, things change, life evolves to better things and worse things with opinion.

This may be my opinion but your ignorance doesn’t justify anything. All you come off is a old man bitching about what you like and don’t like what you THINK is right and wrong! Do you not know how to go a little deeper and farther than that? Is that where your intellect ends?

Urine is a waste product which is made up of mostly water and urea. Our body is made up of mostly water, we consume and absorb water, we retain water, our bodies can only hold so much water until it has to let some go even though it’s also done its job filtering our bodies. IT’s a waste because our bodies naturally get rid of the excess although is not toxic like fecal matter is. Urine is not toxic unless one is infected by any form of STDs. Urine is an antioxidant agent which works similar to peroxide on a wound even when consumed. Like anything else, consumed too much too frequent isn’t good but same goes with Vitamins, eating too much sugar, alcohol, anything else.

It is not your choice to decide whether its worth someones money or not to watch someone getting pissed on, or drinking piss or any type of piss play. I’m sure they’re capable of making their own decisions as you should just worry about yours and how you preach out your nonsense. Even if urine had no health advantage to it, its not harmful so if someone enjoys it then so be it. Who are you to tell them its wrong? PISS OFF

This all boils done to questioning whether you’ve bee attacked as a child, abused or treated bitterly while growing up to attack others without rational and valid points. To stoop yourself so low to take the time out of the day to preach on how pissing isn’t cool unless you’re a girl pissing on a guy. How hypocritical can you get? I suggest you shut up unless you think before you speak and make sure it makes sense next time. You really disappoint me with your level of intelligence and a fractional amount of open mindedness that you have. Think about it dude.

No one likes you on here. Go to your room and cry.

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#85320 - 02/11/05 04:25 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Bornyo Offline
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Welcome back GenPadova. Hell of an entrance by the way.

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#85321 - 02/12/05 12:25 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Qreed Offline
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Registered: 11/07/04
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Loc: South side of Naked City
I know exactly when first my introduction to sharing piss happened. Age 8, I was getting a sports physical for the first time. A nurse asked me to piss in a jar, I didn't know what for. I couldn't do it in front of her. She left the room.

I filled the jar with warm yellow piss and a teenage girl candy striper came in and took the jar. I was embarressed.

The bitch didn't take a sip or pour it on her face! I'm ruined today! That is your culprit Gen! She's the one to blame.

I had too many years with sports teams in grade school, high school and college. The older guys trying to piss on younger dudes while we took group showers. Hairy bastards, when my chest had no fuzz. I wasn't as tough or large, I went home stinky and my parents would complain why I didn't take a shower after practice. When I was a veteran on teams, no younger kid got pissed on by me. Fights happened with locker room shit like that.

My argument with pissing on chicks is with men. I know too many are stupid bastards when their pants are down. I know its a fantasy scene in porn vids, I'm not accepting guys doing it as a lifestyle. With the internet showing growing boys how its "fun" to piss on chicks, they might get the wrong ideas about sexuality.

They surely aren't going pee positive websites that explain how psychologists are allowing pissing between partners and its okay.

Many guys are wrong about sex, they commit crimes. They spread disease.

I'm not causing a ground swell of porn piss protest, so my one rant threads about it affects nothing.

Your arguing for Urolagnia to put in teen age girls MY BODY books. Its nothing wrong you scream and chicks that like it are okay. Get on a platform and run that to the masses, change how girls are brought up their supposed to experiment sexually in all things and its okay.

"What kind of person has a right to say what is wrong or right for a certain someone?"

Every damn politician that writes our laws. If there is urine all over a house in puddles, the local health department is likely to write that home owner or renter a ticket before they test for STD in the piss.

I again suggest to guys in this day and age, don't get labeled a sexual weirdo by a lawyer. What a chick likes today, she won't like tomorrow for many reasons and its suddenly abuse and degradation she was lead into by her boyfriend or husband, in that instance the guy has no leverage. He will be labeled a sexual weirdo.

Jack Ryan, Senator from Illinois got a firestorm directed at him because his wife Jeri Ryan, the actress said he took her to wife swapping clubs. A political career ruined by that cheap accusation.

If man is labeled he loves to be pissed on look for that guys employer or group of supporters to disappear publicly.

Some of those redlining feelings can affect a porn chicks career if they get pissed on. Thats my belief. What babes do in private and not on film is no concern to their career.

I like myself, thats enough!













Edited by Qreed (02/12/05 12:27 AM)
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#85322 - 02/12/05 01:08 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Qreed is falling prey to a common mistake: "I don't like that - it must be wrong!"

I'm pretty sure you weren't told by God which porn acts are good and which are bad. You're watching and seeing if they turn you on. There's no universal standard at work here, only if it gets you off or not.

Jumping from the starting point that you don't like pee scenes to the conclusion that there must be something wrong with the performers simply makes no sense. Neither you nor I are some sort of universally-accepted standard of good & bad.

This has nothing to do with porn but is a truism for life in the Real World: people don't orient their lives around what you like or don't like. They don’t care, and they're not going to like it when you start telling that you don't like white socks and so they shouldn't wear them.

When you get right down to it getting peed on is far less risky than many ordinary daily activities, and not even as smelly as some. It's perhaps the least risky part of a porn scene for the performers! There's really no objective reason to declare it "wrong".

Some girls are into playing the sub in dom/sub games. Others get a rush from a new experience they were brought up believing was kinky and "wrong". It's not hard to think of why some girls might actually like being peed on. The fact that neither you nor I know any girls like that doesn't mean they don't exist!

Your ideas of what harms a "career" may need some adjustment too. Prior to signing with Vivid as a contract star Brianna Banks was the quintessential Anal Queen, with lots of anals, A2Ms, anal cream pies, and yes, drinking Max Hardcore's pee.

PS. I could go on even further but I think I've made the point: Qreed is an extreme generalizer of what he likes, dislikes, and what is wrong with him. He assumes everyone ought to have the same dislikes and has the same problems and hang-ups as he does. When he says "they do this" and "they think that" about other guys, he's really just talking about himself.
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#85323 - 02/12/05 02:10 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
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Plus he needs to make his posts funnier
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#85324 - 02/12/05 06:58 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
jamesn Offline
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OK, i'm calling bullshit on several things this guy just said.

i've never, ever heard of a urine sample being necessary for 8-year old athletics, much less one where someone observes it like an NFL steroid-test. you get a physical from your doctor or HMO and hand them a sheet of paper. if you're older than i am, things might have been slightly different, but there's no chance someone was standing over you to make sure you were a good little peer. for the last 40 years, doctors give you a cup and tell you to take it to the bathroom unless it's to test for banned-substances and to make sure you aren't smuggling fake urine.

i've played sports all my life, football and lacrosse and the latter one for most of college. nobody pees on each other, that's absolutely unheard of unless you're the "screech" of your peer group. to suggest that happened with regularity is total bullshit.
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#85325 - 02/12/05 09:06 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
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I am happy to see that everyone has so suddenly and enthusiastically come to my aid. Perhaps we can all get together sometime and dogpile another idiot.

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#85326 - 02/12/05 10:22 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
pariah Offline
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i've played sports all my life, football and lacrosse and the latter one for most of college. nobody pees on each other, that's absolutely unheard of unless you're the "screech" of your peer group. to suggest that happened with regularity is total bullshit.




I am going to have to say i think you are wrong on this one Jamesn. I would be willing to bet, lets say $100.00 (American, no coin) that this guy/girl was pissed on every single day of his middle school life, by the football, cross country, or rollerblade team. Not that he was on the team, but I am betting he was the teams urinal. I am willing to double that bet that this man/woman did not go to Harvard or Dartmouth.
I have heard this type of activity does take place in prison.
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#85327 - 02/13/05 04:48 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
jamesn Offline
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hey, i did add the "unless you're the 'screech'..." provision. who would admit the following? you're right though, this guy triggers some deep hazing instinct that almost dares one to make him cry and, bladder willing, urinate in his earhole.

-best kwreed kwote ever-no wonder he's got issues
"I had too many years with sports teams in grade school, high school and college. The older guys trying to piss on younger dudes while we took group showers. Hairy bastards, when my chest had no fuzz. I wasn't as tough or large, I went home stinky and my parents would complain why I didn't take a shower after practice."

it made me feel a sense of fleeting pity, then gratitude that this social outcast didn't pull a columbine. then i laughed and wished he was there to point at and taunt while i kept laughing.


Edited by jamesn (02/13/05 10:19 AM)
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#85328 - 02/13/05 09:58 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
pariah Offline
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hey, i did add the "unless you're the 'screech'..." provision. who would admit the following? you're right though, this guy triggers some deep hazing instinct that almost dares one to make him cry and, bladder willing, urinate in his earhole.




In his earhole? Brilliant!!! Perhaps you would like to come and guest direct a pissmops?
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#85329 - 02/13/05 01:09 PM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
Bornyo Offline
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In his earhole? Brilliant!!! Perhaps you would like to come and guest direct a pissmops?




It's a common wivestale in these parts that packing an infants ear with cotton soaked with their own urine will cure an ear infection. This could qualify as a public service announcement.

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#85330 - 03/20/05 05:10 AM Re: What ever happened to watersports?
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Registered: 12/19/04
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I agree, there needs to be more movies where husband and wife are fucking and wife can't hold it after she cums and lets loose pissing on her husband or brother and sister are fucking around and he decides to give her a urine enema. I'd love to see some hot piss action like that.
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