Ass Eaters Unanimous
Directed by
Tom Byron
Evolution Erotica
“A butthole buffet, that’s what we got going here.”
As the title boldly asserts, this is a FTM salad tossin’ exxxtravangza from the nu-pervs at Evolution. I remain completely bewildered as to the erotic appeal of this suddenly popular sub-sub-genre, since it obviously involves many, many close-ups of slobbered man-ass, but hey, give the people what they want. And the People, it seems, want their assholes licked.
This one is quite straight forward- they set the girls up via introductory (girl)ass shots- the best part, if you ask me- ask ‘em their names, then fill up their mouths with cock and sphincter befre they can even answer. Starlets on deck include the dark n’ smoky Rene Pornero, who looks like an alley cat from the urban jungles of Hungary or something’; Felecia Fox, who looks a bit too drag queeny for my tastes, but has no gag reflex whatsoever and could surely swallow a whole chair leg if you asked her to; gorgeous Latina Allura Eden, who’s checkerboard bikini clad ass is pretty much worth the price of admission alone; pudgy jailbait Cherry Lane (“I just turned 19!”- where have I heard that one before?); confirmed pro Gen Padova, who takes on a ridiculously large ebony cock- that thing has got to be tickling a lung when it’s fully engorged in her gaping maw; tattooed, brunette, man-eating (literally) glamazon Melissa Arroyo; braindead-but-beautiful redhead Brijaye (“You can slap me in the face with it!” She offers, helpfully); skinny English bird Allura Bond- who licks and sucks-off a very lucky cat who’s gotta be 3 times her age; asstastic german cutie Shayna; and snaggletoothed but otherwise quite breathtaking Kinzie Kenner. The sex is relegated to the expected asseating, blowjobs, and facials.
There’s also a bonus disc that cuts the action even closer to the bone- there’s an all-rimjob reel, a cumshot recap, and a ‘behind the scenes’ but that’s the mostly the raw footage from the second camera- which, by proxy, allows you to see different angles from the feature.
All in all, if you’re interested in seeing some gorgeous creatures jam their tongues in places good girls never go, you’ll be in ass-eating heaven here. Kinda specialized for my tastes, but porn legend Tom Byron has certainly delivered on the title’s promise. Dig in.
-Sleazegrinder
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