CALLING ALL WHORES!!!
LEGEND VIDEO SEEKS NEW CONTRACT GIRLS
So, you have a nice pink pussyhole between your legs. Now, what do you do? Why not use it as an atm machine? Let's face it. God gave women cunts, assholes and tits for a reason. So, here's your chance to use those God given gifts to your advantage. Legend Video is looking for new contract girls to replace suspected crack-monkey Taylor Rain.
"The good thing about Taylor," explains Lex Drill, "Is that she's as disposable as a Schick Razor. There are a million young whores out here in the valley willing and able to take her place. It's a great time to be a director."
"We're looking for pretty contract girls to sign for us at the upcoming AVN show," adds Legend's Jack Richman. "For real this time. The contract will also include a lucrative Legend Toys deal."
Lucrative means lots of money, girls. And, lots of money means you can support your unemployed meth-addicted boyfriends for many years to come - or till he finds someone better than you. So act now!
Legend Video is searching for young, good-humored, responsible women with nice tits and a sense of adventure. We offer a warm, friendly work environment where personal growth through cocksucking is encouraged on a daily basis. Day Care is also available (although Megan's Law requires I tell you about my past indiscretions so don't forget to remind me).
If you'd like to be a Legend Video contract girl contact Nelson X at 818-734-4200 or
nelsonx@legendvideo.net. Serious inquiries only please. Tripped-out, neurotic, bi-polar, drug addicts need not apply.
(Posted on behalf of Legend Video)