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#83238 - 02/03/05 04:14 PM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

I think the point is that kyoto is not monstar




Point well taken. I'm out of the porntalk scene, so you'll have to let that one slide.

Monstar- why would i make fun of you for being native american? Kyoto was out of bounds so I gave him shit back. CHILL OUT.

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#83239 - 02/03/05 04:27 PM Re: thats what I thought
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

EDIT: dur...now i get it...warpaint. LOL! that was actually pretty funny. but the rest of the response can still stand...

but nowadays pretty much all I wear is eyeliner & foundation. to which I cannot believe some of you are that pedestrian to be shocked by THAT.

I've made no secret about favoring the glam/goth/industrial scene here in L.A.

so I don't see what the big deal is. some of you fuckers will casually see a girl take a fire hydrant up the ass but see a man in eyeliner and lose your damned minds.




No offense it just seems a little fem to me. I'm a metal head from the 80's and I didn't care too much for the dudes wearing make up then. Just play some metal and get on with their bad self.
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#83240 - 02/03/05 04:29 PM Re: thats what I thought
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Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Question for Jenna J: do you get annoyed by people that follow you from board to board, even though they say they are supportive of you? Seems kinda creepy to me.
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#83241 - 02/03/05 04:35 PM Re: thats what I thought
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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10-15 years ago I would have been irritated by a glam/goth look but I now don't care how anybody looks as long as they don't piss on my leg
Monstar rocks and has been really cool on this and other boards.
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#83242 - 02/03/05 04:40 PM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Monstar, take it easy chief, lets all just sit down have a smoke of the peace pipe, eat some buffalo and if theres time do a little rain dance, ask running with wild wolves if he is up for it?
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#83243 - 02/03/05 04:43 PM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
LOL i never get sick of seeing these pictures of kyoto, i love how arab gives us all different views and close ups of the man known as kyoto, is there any doubt that he sleeps with kittens?. I love his weird little asian fish soup tooth,

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#83244 - 02/03/05 04:53 PM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

kyoto you suck. what you said about jenna and what happen to her was out of line. you didn't need to go there.




didn't Jenna have cancer? it would have been great if she died painfully

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#83245 - 02/03/05 04:54 PM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
If hitler was allowed to do his job there would be no kyoto.
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#83246 - 02/03/05 05:01 PM Re: thats what I thought
rookie Offline
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 8
Quote:

Quote:

kyoto you suck. what you said about jenna and what happen to her was out of line. you didn't need to go there.




didn't Jenna have cancer? it would have been great if she died painfully




kyoto, you're an ass

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#83247 - 02/03/05 05:05 PM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:

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kyoto you suck. what you said about jenna and what happen to her was out of line. you didn't need to go there.




didn't Jenna have cancer? it would have been great if she died painfully




kyoto, you're an ass




I love all the assholes who have signed up to defend that cunt Jenna. I bet every new poster is her mega-fag husband.

I pray to Yahweh that Jenna gets cancer of the uterus.

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#83248 - 02/03/05 06:27 PM Re: thats what I thought
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Little snaggle tooth sits in his hovel, researching the web for anything he can pluck to shock these boards with....

Hey Kyoto, look in the mirror... try not to cry....



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#83249 - 02/03/05 07:48 PM Re: thats what I thought
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

LOL i never get sick of seeing these pictures of kyoto, i love how arab gives us all different views and close ups of the man known as kyoto, is there any doubt that he sleeps with kittens?. I love his weird little asian fish soup tooth,





The mouth is mesmerizing, the faltering combover, succumbing to the relentless pull of gravity, is what makes it.

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#83250 - 02/03/05 08:41 PM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
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For some reason i now want to see a scene with kyoto and jenna, whats remaining of his hair up top flapping helplessly as he pounds his 3 inches into jenna, the bored look on her face, the kitten wallpaper in the back, his weak two drop pop shot followed by him crying like a little girl repeating "im sorry, im usually much better, i promise",we have to make this happen.
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#83251 - 02/03/05 10:21 PM Re: thats what I thought
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

I think the point is that kyoto is not monstar




Point well taken. I'm out of the porntalk scene, so you'll have to let that one slide.

Monstar- why would i make fun of you for being native american? Kyoto was out of bounds so I gave him shit back. CHILL OUT.




Pity you missed Monstar's original point.

If a black guy attacked Jenna, would you tell him to go back to the plantation? What message do you think that would convey? You can say almost any shit you want in here, but people will call you on it.

Kyoto may be pure hatred personified, but at least he has the intelligence to specifically target his insults.
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#83252 - 02/04/05 03:06 AM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

If a black guy attacked Jenna, would you tell him to go back to the plantation




umm yep , id say what are you doing in here boy?, that cotton ain't going to bail itself, and i better be able to see my reflection in my boots by morning time.
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#83253 - 02/04/05 04:30 AM Re: thats what I thought
noahped Offline
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Posts: 92
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kyoto you douchebag, you're not worthy of even mentioning Yahweh!!
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#83254 - 02/04/05 06:16 AM Re: thats what I thought
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

If a black guy attacked Jenna, would you tell him to go back to the plantation




umm yep , id say what are you doing in here boy?, that cotton ain't going to bail itself, and i better be able to see my reflection in my boots by morning time.




Yep, but you'd say it with full knowledge of the offense you are likely to cause. At least the regulars who know you would know not to take the bait.

From her posts, I don't credit Bunny Girl here with the intelligence to be so deliberately provocative. I don't think she even understands why using an ethnic slur to respond to one individuals's insults may cause wider offence.
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#83255 - 02/04/05 07:00 AM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
noahped is one of Jenna's bodyguards.

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#83256 - 02/04/05 07:03 AM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Little snaggle tooth sits in his hovel, researching the web for anything he can pluck to shock these boards with....

Hey Kyoto, look in the mirror... try not to cry....







Hey Jenna, how come you haven't mentioned taking clubjenna members email addresses and selling them to spam companies? you're a fucking crook who should be locked up.

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#83257 - 02/04/05 07:09 AM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

For some reason i now want to see a scene with kyoto and jenna, whats remaining of his hair up top flapping helplessly as he pounds his 3 inches into jenna, the bored look on her face, the kitten wallpaper in the back, his weak two drop pop shot followed by him crying like a little girl repeating "im sorry, im usually much better, i promise",we have to make this happen.




you're confusing me with yourself, monkey
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#83258 - 02/04/05 07:38 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

Quote:

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If a black guy attacked Jenna, would you tell him to go back to the plantation




umm yep , id say what are you doing in here boy?, that cotton ain't going to bail itself, and i better be able to see my reflection in my boots by morning time.




Yep, but you'd say it with full knowledge of the offense you are likely to cause. At least the regulars who know you would know not to take the bait.

From her posts, I don't credit Bunny Girl here with the intelligence to be so deliberately provocative. I don't think she even understands why using an ethnic slur to respond to one individuals's insults may cause wider offence.




You don't credit me with having the intelligence to be "deliberately provocative" yet you and your forum buddies still have their panties in a twist after a silly joke that was “like soooo two days ago”. You are still bitching and moaning about it. You definitely underestimated the little bunny girl. I may be young but I know exactly what I am doing. It goes to show the best kinds of controversies are the ones that don't seem deliberate at all. (Remember last year's super bowl? J.Lo’s grammy dress?) ; ] Thank you for rating me a 1. I would start to cry but am overwhelmed with the feeling of not giving a shit. If I ever get into the industry, directing, managing, performing, whatever- I’ll be sure to thank all of you who accused me of being a racist at the AVN’s. I love you guys. Old people are so funny.

Just to satisfy your curiosity, if a black guy attacked Jenna, I’d kick him in the balls, aim for his nose and call security. THEN I’d curse him out. If he was 5'3'' like me, I'd kick his ass myself. Duh. : )

always,
Liz

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#83259 - 02/04/05 08:02 AM Re: thats what I thought
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
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usually I'm not so riled up, but i got a scratch on my “best of Lionel Ritchie” cd .

Quote:

LizTheBunny wrote:

I'm no nazi, but if he's going to be vile then he deserves it right back at him.




oh...so this is some of that eye-for-an-eye, two-wrongs-make-a-right, fight-fire-with-napalm type rationale?

i so pity you. i see your little intellect trapped in a glass box...it's like god looking at an ant.

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Ivor Biggun wrote:
Pity you missed Monstar's original point.

If a black guy attacked Jenna, would you tell him to go back to the plantation? What message do you think that would convey? You can say almost any shit you want in here, but people will call you on it.




thank you.

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smiling arab wrote:
Kelly (Monstar) has never written a bad word about anybody. There are plenty of pictures of him on his site being nice to porngirls. There's a picture of him in his avatar being nice to Jenna herself.




i'm pretty much nice to everyone. the only person i don't have an affinity for is, ironically enough, the PR guy for the company that makes my favorite porn.

oh yeah, site plug: contactpornstars.com

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smelly monkey wrote
Monstar, take it easy chief, lets all just sit down have a smoke of the peace pipe, eat some buffalo and if theres time do a little rain dance




there ain't but 10 of us natives left. you figure I'd be a little pissed about that...but it's mostly about only being able to listen to every song on the cd BUT “stuck on you“. that reeeelly has me worked.
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#83260 - 02/04/05 08:15 AM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
liz sent me a PM saying that "Japs like me are worse than niggers"

liz, that type of racism isn't welcomed here. try the KSEX forums. they hate Jews, asians, and blacks over there. you'd fit right in.

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#83261 - 02/04/05 08:34 AM Re: thats what I thought
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
look, a rapist who wets his pants over a lil racial slur.
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#83262 - 02/04/05 09:02 AM Re: thats what I thought
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Hey Jenna, how come you haven't mentioned taking clubjenna members email addresses and selling them to spam companies? you're a fucking crook who should be locked up.




Hey ya jewey jap, you can do better than this.
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#83263 - 02/04/05 09:55 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

liz sent me a PM saying that "Japs like me are worse than niggers"

liz, that type of racism isn't welcomed here. try the KSEX forums. they hate Jews, asians, and blacks over there. you'd fit right in.




HAHAHAHAH!!!

old people still living in their mom's basements are hilarious. awesome.

I would never PM you, kyoto. You should be honored I replied to you. Now print this thread out, and put it on your wall.

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#83264 - 02/04/05 10:01 AM Re: thats what I thought
sparky Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 33
Is it a surprise that the place where cum get shot out of is called a japs eye...


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#83265 - 02/04/05 10:06 AM Re: thats what I thought
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if by old people you mean 25....it's not that old to live in my mother's basement. kyoto is hot, but dangerous enough that brett easton-ellis based his most-famous protagonist on him. he can't write, but kyoto's cats have developed a taste for human flesh.
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#83266 - 02/04/05 10:18 AM Re: thats what I thought
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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Quote:

Quote:

smelly monkey wrote
Monstar, take it easy chief, lets all just sit down have a smoke of the peace pipe, eat some buffalo and if theres time do a little rain dance




there ain't but 10 of us natives left. you figure I'd be a little pissed about that...but it's mostly about only being able to listen to every song on the cd BUT “stuck on you“. that reeeelly has me worked.




make that 11 bro... i might be italian and german... but i got a good portion cherokee wolf clan in me too. its like 20% but it counts.
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#83267 - 02/04/05 10:24 AM Re: thats what I thought
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Is it a surprise that the place where cum get shot out of is called a japs eye...







Mmmkay, you know, we have a bit higher standard of racist insults here than that. If you want to suggest that Kyoto stole Tera Patrick's dog and fed it to his family, fire away. For me this is really more an issue of quality control.
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#83268 - 02/04/05 10:27 AM Re: thats what I thought
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
Yes yes yes, Rob, every honkey has a Cherokee princess somewhere down the line.
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#83269 - 02/04/05 11:05 AM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Jenna, how come you haven't mentioned taking clubjenna members email addresses and selling them to spam companies? you're a fucking crook who should be locked up.





Hey ya jewey jap, you can do better than this.




I could give a flying fuck what you think. Even one of Sammura's used tampons is more interesting than you.

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#83270 - 02/04/05 11:15 AM Re: thats what I thought
jennasangel1 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 24
kyoto you are an asshole
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#83271 - 02/04/05 11:51 AM Re: thats what I thought
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
but he excels at what he does and unrepentantly accepts it. each time he posts hits you with the gravity and horror of looking at a mass-grave. but much funnier.
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#83272 - 02/04/05 11:55 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

usually I'm not so riled up, but i got a scratch on my “best of Lionel Ritchie” cd .




Lionel Ritchie? Now I get why you got mad in the first place!

Quote:

LizTheBunny wrote:

I'm no nazi, but if he's going to be vile then he deserves it right back at him.




oh...so this is some of that eye-for-an-eye, two-wrongs-make-a-right, fight-fire-with-napalm type rationale?

i so pity you. i see your little intellect trapped in a glass box...it's like god looking at an ant.





Nope, it's not a matter of intellect, it's a matter of how bitchy I'm willing to be. Kyoto didn't even get half of what he deserved. Trust me, I could be a LOT more mean to him if I wanted to and I wouldn't even have to bring up his race. The fact is, Jenna has done a lot for me (without her even knowing it) so when someone is cruel enough to make fun of her being SEXUALLY ABUSED just so they can raise a few eyebrows, I'm definitely gonna call them out on it.

When did I say I hate asians?
You ASS+u+me'd because I am mocking William Hung's accent, I automatically hate all asians. (strike 1) Then you Assumed I hate every other race too. (strike 2) So you're native american. Do I care? No. Does it make a difference to me? No. Are you still "some guy on a xxx forum" to me? ding ding ding! By playing the race card, you're only making yourself look like a paranoid moron. I never had a problem with you. I still don't. You should stop living your life on gaurd and learn to relax for a second. If you expect me to apologize for mocking an American Idol reject then fuck that. The only person who should REALLY be offended by me is William Hung...for comparing him to Kyoto! Those of you who call me racist can suck it.


Being racist is when you treat people in differently than others. I have treated everyone I replied to on this forum in the same manner - like shit.


I'm going to the gym now. Afterwards I'm going to my (imagine that)Japanese friend's party! You can reply to me, and I'll probably see it tomorrow afternoon. I'm *not* about to waste my friday night defending myself on a fucking porn forum. It's funny, I'm probably the youngest one here and I'm stirring up "drama". AWESOME.

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#83273 - 02/04/05 12:03 PM Re: thats what I thought
kyoto Offline
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
[quote It's funny, I'm probably the youngest one here and I'm stirring up "drama". AWESOME.




you're not stirring up anything. you're boring. I hope someone drops a 50 pound weight on your head.

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#83274 - 02/04/05 12:41 PM Re: thats what I thought
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Quote:

I could give a flying fuck what you think. Even one of Sammura's used tampons is more interesting than you.




That's the jewey jap this board has come to know and hate.
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#83275 - 02/04/05 12:45 PM Re: thats what I thought
jamesn Offline
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or love his hate, whichever.
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#83276 - 02/04/05 02:39 PM Re: thats what I thought
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Kyoto is great, we have replaced garfield with 5 garfields and a indian chief
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#83277 - 02/05/05 05:19 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

[quote It's funny, I'm probably the youngest one here and I'm stirring up "drama". AWESOME.




you're not stirring up anything. you're boring. I hope someone drops a 50 pound weight on your head.




HAHAHAHA, keep dreaming.


That's a cute icon. Too bad its the only pussy you can get.

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#83278 - 02/05/05 08:57 AM Re: thats what I thought
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


Lionel Ritchie? Now I get why you got mad in the first place!




baby when you get old enough to know how to fuck right, you'll start liking lionel ritchie. that shit is spanish fly.

but you know what liz. after all that, i want you to know i don;t hate you. dislike you, whatever....after reading your replys i am starting to get an erection at the thought of you.

because...

1.) you wanna win an AVN award...

2.) you work out "I'm going to the gym now."

3.) you don't seem that bright *every other post*

4.) you're a party girl "Afterwards I'm going to my <snip> friend's party!"

I say this: JENNA SIGN THIS CHICK!!!! This bitch is giving me wood and i have yet to even see a picture of her!!!!

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Nope, it's not a matter of intellect




you said it...not me. Post a pic.

Quote:

you're only making yourself look like a paranoid moron.




baby girl, when you have been on this site longer than a weekend you'll get a better idea of how i present myself...i'll let the "moron" remark slide mailny because i want to cum in your mouth.

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I'm *not* about to waste my friday night defending myself on a fucking porn forum. It's funny, I'm probably the youngest one here and I'm stirring up "drama". AWESOME.




Like i said sweetie, i am really starting to like you so yeah, if you live in L.A. i would like to violate your anal cavity.

p.s. i just rated you Five stars.
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#83279 - 02/05/05 09:02 AM Re: thats what I thought
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Like i said sweetie, i am really starting to like you so yeah, if you live in L.A. i would like to violate your anal cavity.

p.s. i just rated you Five stars.




Geez, me too. That youngest one here comment made my pants tight. Liz, Please post a pic of your face, feet, anus, and pussy. Not necessarily in that order.
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#83280 - 02/05/05 10:15 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

Quote:


baby when you get old enough to know how to fuck right, you'll start liking lionel ritchie. that shit is spanish fly.





I prefer Lionel's daughter, Nicole. As for being able to fuck right? You'd be surprised how us whipper snappers this day and age are experts in that field. Get with the times, bro! : )

Quote:


but you know what liz. after all that, i want you to know i don;t hate you. dislike you, whatever....after reading your replys i am starting to get an erection at the thought of you.

because...

1.) you wanna win an AVN award...





who honestly doesn't want an AVN? Even right-wingers like Bill O'Reily watch porn.

Quote:


2.) you work out "I'm going to the gym now."





I know, I know. That must be a *shocker* to you. Someone on this board who's not a porn star actually works out! I'm glad I made your day.

Quote:


3.) you don't seem that bright *every other post*





HAHAHAHA!

1) One of the reasons why you like me is because you don't think I'm bright. So you like girls with lower-than-average intellectual abilities? If the only way for you to get laid is trhough a dumb girl, then that's fucking sad.

2) How can you judge my level of intelligence by the way I flame people? That's silly. I'm laughing at people on a xxx forum, not diffusing a bomb. I'd say you're the one lacking here, you're turned on by me, yet you don't know what I look like. I could be Richard Simmons for all you know! (I don't, but just saying there's always a possibility..) I could be morbidly obese, and you'd still be hard! (I'm definitely not)

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4.) you're a party girl "Afterwards I'm going to my <snip> friend's party!"





I have social skills, a high alcohol tolerence and a good time for me isn't ANAL INVADERS #9 in grandma's attic or bukkakeing small animals. If that makes me a party girl, then sobeit.

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I say this: JENNA SIGN THIS CHICK!!!! This bitch is giving me wood and i have yet to even see a picture of her!!!!





Wow, I'm your masturbation material and you haven't even seen me yet. This is rich. I'd *love* to work with Jenna. You'll just have to wait for her press announcement to see if I'm the new CJ contract girl!


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Nope, it's not a matter of intellect




you said it...not me. Post a pic.





I'm sorry, since you think Jenna should sign me, I will have to request you join ClubJenna first. My picture is on the forum! XOXO

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baby girl, when you have been on this site longer than a weekend you'll get a better idea of how i present myself...i'll let the "moron" remark slide mailny because i want to cum in your mouth.

Like i said sweetie, i am really starting to like you so yeah, if you live in L.A. i would like to violate your anal cavity.

p.s. i just rated you Five stars.




It's great that you like me. It really is. You should join The Liz Fanclub! Maybe I'll send you an autograph. Should I send it to your username?

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#83281 - 02/05/05 10:18 AM Re: thats what I thought
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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Liz, Please post a pic of your face, feet, anus, and pussy. Not necessarily in that order.




THEY LIKE ME, THEY REEAALLLY LIKE ME!

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#83282 - 02/05/05 10:50 AM Re: thats what I thought
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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You'd be surprised how us whipper snappers this day and age are experts in that field. Get with the times, bro! : )




is you ass+u+me-ing that i have, of late, not busted a nut in a girl of your age group lately? (ass+u+me-ing that you are around 19-20) because you would be wrong.

aside from that...damn baby just how old do you think i am?

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1) One of the reasons why you like me is because you don't think I'm bright. So you like girls with lower-than-average intellectual abilities? If the only way for you to get laid is trhough a dumb girl, then that's fucking sad.




no...i like all sorts of women. but dumb bunnies are a side fetish...kinda like ocassionally i'll dig on a hoodrat. but that doesn't mean that's the only type that gets me off.

The girl i'm giving a watch to in real life is very damn intelligent.

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you're turned on by me, yet you don't know what I look like. I could be Richard Simmons for all you know!




then i would be harder.

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I have social skills,




and you demonstrated it witihn 20 posts on the board. BUT STOP bunny, please. i am extending the olive branch. i want us to be friends.

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I will have to request you join ClubJenna first. My picture is on the forum! XOXO





I am soooo not going to say it. but don't be surprised if your picture appears shortly
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#83283 - 02/05/05 11:03 AM Re: thats what I thought
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You know I am beginning to think that my new "job" for Jenna (which starts Monday) will be to create new accounts on a few message boards and tell them how great Jennas is. I may have to quit.
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#83284 - 02/05/05 11:16 AM Re: thats what I thought
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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You'd be surprised how us whipper snappers this day and age are experts in that field. Get with the times, bro! : )

is you ass+u+me-ing that i have, of late, not busted a nut in a girl of your age group lately? (ass+u+me-ing that you are around 19-20) because you would be wrong.





You ASS+u+ME'd wrong. I'm 18. barely legal.

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aside from that...damn baby just how old do you think i am?





Mid 40's is my guess.


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1) One of the reasons why you like me is because you don't think I'm bright. So you like girls with lower-than-average intellectual abilities? If the only way for you to get laid is trhough a dumb girl, then that's fucking sad.




no...i like all sorts of women. but dumb bunnies are a side fetish...kinda like ocassionally i'll dig on a hoodrat. but that doesn't mean that's the only type that gets me off.





Sorry, I'm only into dumb old men if they have lots of money. Looks like you're out of the picture. I appreciate your praise and flattery though.



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I have social skills,




and you demonstrated it witihn 20 posts on the board. BUT STOP bunny, please. i am extending the olive branch. i want us to be friends.





<b>FRIENDS!</b>

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I will have to request you join ClubJenna first. My picture is on the forum! XOXO





I am soooo not going to say it. but don't be surprised if your picture appears shortly




LOL, alright. That's cool I guess. I don't look like Kyoto so I have nothing to hide. It's nothing worth freaking out over.

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#83285 - 02/06/05 05:33 AM Re: thats what I thought
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I'm 28, and I like to bake. Does that work for you?

At least tell us if your toes are cute, or ghastly.

(Mr. Toelicker)(Liz)
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