This volume seems to be the darkest Filthy Things yet, but is that possible? Yep, the bizarre abduction scenarios are getting more warped and the sex slave aspect of the entire series is now heightened by requiring more studs to wear weird bondage contraptions over their dumb faces which ain’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s like cloning the faceless Gimp, but too bad we had to look at Jay Ashley’s deteriorating cokehead face, so next time put a Nixon mask on that scoundrel. Despite the dangerous fantasy blurred reality like pornography for antisocial dissolutes with much deeper psychological problems than most perverts w/o hope you wouldn’t want to rub elbows with on your solo journeys through dens of debauchery, it has an unparalled beauty inherent in the depravity. Fuck, I think too much about fucking, but that’s my upside-down cross to bear. Yet, the disturbing imagery in the Ashley Blue scene is smeared with a Max tinge that I couldn’t enjoy and to my inner (im)moral compass it’d be teetering on the edge of the slippery slope down to what some serial creeps probably love. Call me a square, I don’t care. Sorry, I think too deeply about filth, don’t I? Shut the fuck up, asshole. Look, now I’m talking to myself, so the next level I guess is hearing voices that suggest only vices. Go over to the sink; splash the cold water and take a few deep breaths... The other scenes were strange in unique ways like the one w/ this freaky German whore who looks like an alien concubine and another where Trina Michaels seems like she’s aged drastically since the last time I saw her. Gasp!
Fuck all that footage though, not to be a dick, but it’s all pointless compared to MISSY MONROE’S GREATEST SCENE YET where she ascends to a realm beyond gonzo few bitches can go. Check her squirt and take your pulse, because the bonus scene is her first ever as a stellar newcummer and it’s fun to observe the metamorphosis of a nervous new whore into an incomparable fucktoy in all her orgasmic glory. I guaranfuckentee you that this is the Elysium you seek that only sleaze can attain and Jim Powers is the Sauron of porn.