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#80699 - 01/22/05 06:02 PM Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off...
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	everytime I go on Sessions at AOL.com and see interviews/music videos with Avril Levigne. Does this "officially" mean I'm a pervert. _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80700 - 01/22/05 07:05 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Who the fuck is Avril Levigne? And to answer your question about being a pervert you have offically been a pervert in many peoples eyes for years.
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#80701 - 01/22/05 07:31 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Ozzie AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/29/03 Posts: 538 Loc: Australia	Quote: Who the fuck is Avril Levigne? Avril Lavigne is a teeny booper rock whore who is mildly strokeable. Her music sucks but I would probably fuck her. And why do you think you're a pervert for wanting to screw her? She's been legal for ages. _________________________ Never pull out of good pussy. Or bad pussy for that matter.
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#80702 - 01/22/05 08:43 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Quote: And why do you think you're a pervert for wanting to screw her? It's not that. But I get the urge when I see her videos and interviews....I love the whole "whored up" makeup look. _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80703 - 01/22/05 09:02 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I've jacked off to her a few times. I wouldn't consider her obsession-worthy. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#80704 - 01/22/05 09:17 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Yeah...but if she ever got a tongue stud or nip peircings...I would spooge 5X a day to her videos. _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80705 - 01/22/05 10:57 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Avril Lavigne is a teeny booper rock whore who is mildly strokeable. I find Avril Lavigne highly strokable. Her permanently etched sullen expression only adds to her appeal. I for one would welcome the day Avril recognizes her true callng is porn. However, she does owe us a special effort to attone for her musical crimes against humanity. I envisage a collection of short scenes in which she is forced to watch other girls take ass-reamings and made to repeatedly suck their feculent oozings off the cock. I believe sales of such a product would rival those of her albums. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#80706 - 01/22/05 11:02 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: I for one would welcome the day Avril recognizes her true callng is porn. However, she does owe us a special effort to attone for her musical crimes against humanity. I envisage a collection of short scenes in which she is forced to watch other girls take ass-reamings and made to repeatedly suck their feculent oozings off the cock. I believe sales of such a product would rival those of her albums. PS. I think spending too much time conversing with the degenerates on this board is starting to affect me. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#80707 - 01/23/05 06:13 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Yeah...I can't believe that no one else has seen this yet...espcially her "cuteness" plus she has PERFECT facial expressions for porn. Imagine in the 1st pic....that microphone is a dick and it's an open mouth cumshot. And, in the 2nd pic, she's getting her first DP: Attachments 75045-ewfdsdfsdsfdfs.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80708 - 01/23/05 06:30 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Jamie L. Brian AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/04 Posts: 483	Quote: Yeah...I can't believe that no one else has seen this yet...espcially her "cuteness" plus she has PERFECT facial expressions for porn. Imagine in the 1st pic....that microphone is a dick and it's an open mouth cumshot. And, in the 2nd pic, she's getting her first DP: Avril's a local. I live about ten minutes away from her parent's house. Trust me, if you knew her, you'd hardly deem her worthy of a thread.
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#80709 - 01/23/05 06:53 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Quote: Avril's a local. I live about ten minutes away from her parent's house. Why you say that? I think she would look gorgous with cum all over her face??? _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80710 - 01/23/05 10:49 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Ozzie AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/29/03 Posts: 538 Loc: Australia	Quote: OK, you changed my mind. She is highly strokeable _________________________ Never pull out of good pussy. Or bad pussy for that matter.
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#80711 - 01/24/05 07:00 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	I find her highly strokable. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#80712 - 01/24/05 10:41 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Quote: I find her highly strokable. Jeff, how about you convince her punk rock ass to be in American Bukakke 26?? Ha Ha!!! _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80713 - 01/24/05 05:15 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	No, a Gag Factor. With that wide-open mouth she'd be perfect, and that hair is handy as something to grab hold of and hold her in place. And with a Gag Factor we don't have to listen to her try to sing any more. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#80714 - 01/24/05 05:29 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Avril's Ta Ta's Blog About Avril's Melons Attachments 75433-avriltits1.jpg (9 downloads)
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#80715 - 01/24/05 05:30 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	At the concert where her boob's were captured. Same shirt, same Avril. Attachments 75434-avrilpink.jpg (5 downloads)
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#80716 - 01/24/05 05:45 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: At the concert where her boob's were captured. Same shirt, same Avril. Avril is Nice, but I will take Michelle Branch...... Attachments 75442-gm_l4.jpg (5 downloads) Edited by Da Burglar (01/24/05 05:47 PM) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#80717 - 02/25/05 06:26 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	How about we compromise...we get both Avril and Michelle Branch to do a Blow Me Sandwich vid???? _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80718 - 02/25/05 08:58 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Pericles Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 300	Quote: Avril's a local. I live about ten minutes away from her parent's house. Trust me, if you knew her, you'd hardly deem her worthy of a thread. You're from Napanee, eh? Fuckin' Easterner I truly can't stand her, I don't find her hot, and I find her an insult to Canadian music. Give me Rush any fucking day over her. However, because of my obvious hatred towards her, I would find it morally imperative that I jerk off to her in a brutal Gag Factor scene!
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#80719 - 02/25/05 11:34 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
ShhNoOneCanHearU Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/27/05 Posts: 103	that tit pic makes her mildly strokable if it is indeed her _________________________
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#80720 - 02/25/05 11:52 AM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Jamie L. Brian AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/04 Posts: 483	Quote: Quote: Avril's a local. I live about ten minutes away from her parent's house. Trust me, if you knew her, you'd hardly deem her worthy of a thread. You're from Napanee, eh? Fuckin' Easterner I truly can't stand her, I don't find her hot, and I find her an insult to Canadian music. Give me Rush any fucking day over her. However, because of my obvious hatred towards her, I would find it morally imperative that I jerk off to her in a brutal Gag Factor scene! Actually one town over... I've got almost ten years on her scrawny ass, so I didn't really know her. I was in college when she was going to highschool. Some of my friends knew her, hung out with her, etc. They talk about her from time to time. She doesn't come around much anymore. She was in town to take her road test (which she failed) about a year ago. I guess they tried to get her to play the local music festival, which she attended every year before she made it big, but she apparently wouldn't do it because they couldn't meet her price range. I don't know if it's true, but that's what I heard. She has yet to play the festival. I betcha didn't know, Skater Boy is actually about a girl that Avril hated, someone she used to know from the local pizza joint. The song is the biggest 'Fuck you, bitch' song around. Also, from what my friends tell me, she couldn't skate worth a shit. Her brother Matt was, and is, the skater. She was the poser chick that you see hanging around the skaters. She just incorporated the bad girl skater persona into her marketing strategy. There's a million other things I could say about Avril, but I would be looking at a major lawsuit if I ever did, so I'll leave well enough alone.
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#80721 - 02/25/05 12:02 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Jamie L. Brian AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/04 Posts: 483	Oh ya, and when I get my scanner fixed, I'll post those yearbook photos of her. It should put to rest all those 'I get the sensation to jerk off to her' posts.
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#80722 - 02/25/05 12:08 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
bjfan1127 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/16/03 Posts: 339	Quote: Oh ya, and when I get my scanner fixed, I'll post those yearbook photos of her. It should put to rest all those 'I get the sensation to jerk off to her' posts. I don't know man...she's pretty nice looking....even if she didn't used to be worth a dick touch... _________________________ Got under the monkey's skin like no poster ever has...I WIN!!!
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#80723 - 02/28/05 03:23 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Longhrin Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/22/05 Posts: 143 Loc: Stoc: Barrel:	Make sure to watermark your website on those yearbook pics...You'll get hits o' plenty!
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#80724 - 02/28/05 03:48 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
Jamie L. Brian AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/04 Posts: 483	Quote: Make sure to watermark your website on those yearbook pics...You'll get hits o' plenty! Doubtful.
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#80725 - 02/28/05 04:33 PM Re: Ok...I keep getting the sensation to Jerk Off.
FFButton Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/11/04 Posts: 67 Loc: Why Do You Care?	I hate her fucking music and she always seems like an angry bitch...but if she ever did a Playboy photo shoot I'd have to buy a few copies cause the pages will be stickin' together.
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