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#79323 - 01/13/05 02:30 PM Balls Deep 8
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We already know how touchy Tony T is, so I’ll try and keep this one short for his attention span. First, I could barely stomach the boxcover. Second, this guy must have a thing for black meat because there were more brotha’s in this flick then at the unemployment office. However, Wesley Pipes made up for the annoying presence (thanks Brandon) of Brian Pumper, but who gives a fuck? Third, the female cast was almost savory despite the fact that I’ve grown weary of Roxy Jezel and Shayna Knight is looking like a worn-out beer hall stein-slattern. Isabel Ice is usually nice, but one could hardly enjoy seeing her as the white in the dp oreo. All I wanna say about the rest of the sluts is that it was a sad waste of Christie Lee and Barabara Summers as well.
Finally, here are some tips for you Tony: Dude, shut the fuck up and stay off camera please. It’s bad enough that you’re working in this business as a salami let alone given the reigns to run the show behind a camera. Nobody really needs to see your retarded face, too. I didn’t know Tinkertoy made movie equipment, so this is a somewhat of an accomplishment for a guy who can barely string a sentence together and maybe that's what the "T" in your name stands for. I almost thought I was watching Mad TV without the comedy. Needless to say, that’s not a good way to make anybody horny. Oh yeah, if steam is coming out of that schnozz of yours I’d like to mention that if you wanna step I don’t fight, I shoot.


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#79324 - 01/13/05 06:04 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Tony T licks retards anuses. True dat.

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#79325 - 01/13/05 06:42 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 11/13/04
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another very clear review.don't worry tony,one the the reviewer at adt will give you a 4 star out of 5 for balls deep 8. any crappy movie can get a good rate there. you can even get a editor choice at avn.
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#79326 - 01/14/05 09:49 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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honesty @ AVN = 0
credibility @ ADT = 0
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#79327 - 01/14/05 11:24 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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honesty @ AVN = 0
credibility @ ADT = 0





They have pretty pics in the ads though
The only Magazine I get BECAUSE of the ads
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#79328 - 01/14/05 02:49 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Cleet, are you saying that you waste good $ on that friggin/ rag?
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#79329 - 01/14/05 03:47 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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About 5 years ago I actually did buy it, like a dumb ass because I couldn't get it free anywhere but ever since then I get most of the issues through my friend who owns the video store. I like the mag for what it is- the reviews are useless but the ads and some af the articles are tits.
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#79330 - 01/14/05 08:47 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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You know what? Either one too many rusty nails are clouding my memory, but I remember when AVN magazine was published back east near Philly I think. This was before it moved out west and mushroomed like a fungus and it didn't mean dick then. Heck, maybe it's just all that angel dust I smoked as kid screwing with my mind.
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#79331 - 01/17/05 09:47 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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from Tony T:
who r u man u just talking shit right let me tell u somethin u mother fucker u don't have a life if thats what u do just wright about porn and watch it son ur a loser so shut the fuck up and keep my name out ur mouth because trust me son i will find u so its all on u ight man and am not palyin u fuckin loser mark my words ight bitch
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#79332 - 01/17/05 10:43 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 07/07/04
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from Tony T:
who r u man u just talking shit right let me tell u somethin u mother fucker u don't have a life if thats what u do just wright about porn and watch it son ur a loser so shut the fuck up and keep my name out ur mouth because trust me son i will find u so its all on u ight man and am not palyin u fuckin loser mark my words ight bitch






Tony you are one dumb motherfucker.

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#79333 - 01/17/05 10:47 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 08/09/06
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from Tony T:
who r u man u just talking shit right let me tell u somethin u mother fucker u don't have a life if thats what u do just wright about porn and watch it son ur a loser so shut the fuck up and keep my name out ur mouth because trust me son i will find u so its all on u ight man and am not palyin u fuckin loser mark my words ight bitch




it's garfield without the smilies

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#79334 - 01/17/05 11:07 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 11/13/04
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Loc: quebec, canada
still pretty amazing that the guy know how to use internet
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#79335 - 01/17/05 12:25 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
Loc: SoCal
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from Tony T:
who r u man u just talking shit right let me tell u somethin u mother fucker u don't have a life if thats what u do just wright about porn and watch it son ur a loser so shut the fuck up and keep my name out ur mouth because trust me son i will find u so its all on u ight man and am not palyin u fuckin loser mark my words ight bitch




Smut....how dare you talk about a movie like that.

You should be ashamed and you better be thankful that no one wants to "slape" you.

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#79336 - 01/17/05 05:47 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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hey Rog,
I'm just disappointed he wasn't wearing that crown from Burger King on camera.

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#79337 - 01/17/05 06:15 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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hey Rog,
I'm just disappointed he wasn't wearing that crown from Burger King on camera.







Yeah......or holding one of them stolen deflated Sponge Bob Burger King thing-a-ma-bobs.

Fuckin retard.....
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#79338 - 01/17/05 07:51 PM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 08/07/03
Posts: 116
Loc: SoCal
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hey Rog,
I'm just disappointed he wasn't wearing that crown from Burger King on camera.






Oh man....I wonder if anyone is around to tell people like this that they only make it worse.

Serious question about this movie. Tony's reaction aside...Assuming you watched the 3:40 DVD version. Do you think that if the movie was cut to say 2:20, that it could have been pretty damn good? I felt that way and of course it got over-looked by Tony when he 'read' the review.

Beyond that, someone needs to tell Zupko's roommate to chill a bit.

Burger King Crown....now that's funny shit.

LATE

Rog
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#79339 - 01/18/05 05:36 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
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Registered: 10/29/03
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3+ hours means just shoot anything that moves and maybe there'll be something to salvage. Did he edit it? I don't think cutting it down to 90 minutes would even help. Remember in a Clockwork Orange when they were showing those movies to reprogram Alex? Balls Deep 8 in its ghastly entirety would've been perfect for that.
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#79340 - 01/31/05 09:42 AM Re: Balls Deep 8
hbtank Offline
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 101
Loc: quebec, canada
Anabolic should have sent: I wanna get face fucked to rog instead.This one is great.The scene with melissa is awesome.Don't know if I should feel bad to get fucking hard seeing this.Can't get much rougher than this.
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