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#78814 - 01/12/05 03:15 AM Things I don't get in Porn
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Registered: 10/22/03
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Alright let me begin,

Creampies- Anal or Vag , I just don't get it. Is it that some of these girls could get pregnant or is it just the visual. If you ask me they are a waste of a good facial. Also, howcome the whores dont drip it into a cup and drink it like Max made Lea Stevenson do. I don't know that was fucking hot though.

Blowjob-only movies -I don't understand the fact that the whores dont put a cock in their ass. However I will say that at least Gag Factor is in a niche of its own and therefore is excluded. But in all truth I would just rather she five whores get gagged and then fucked. Their is enough time for the whore to puke and take a cock in her ass.

Movies without Anal - I think all movies should have every scene contain anal, but I can understand some whores are too pretty to make do anal. But these movies that are void of any anal. WHAT THE FUCK! Enough said.

Lesbo-only movies- Not gay or anything but I prefer seeing a dick in the scene.

Too Much Tease, Not Enough Interviewing- I don't need a tease, I need a whore to talk like a nasty whore. Personally I would rather the whores tell how they are big whores, instead of the strip tease. Okay maybe I'm wrong but now it seems that every scene has 10 minutes of Tease.

Whores that don't do Anal - Your a whore, so act like it. Espicially if you are a 18 year old teen whore.

Man that can't keep wood - Your supposed to be a professional and you've been in at least 30 movies: So damn Mr. Biggz keep that big stick hard when your fucking some white bitch.

These are all I can think of right now, but I'm sure their is more. Just thought I would give my 2-cents

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#78815 - 01/12/05 03:28 AM Re: Things I don't get in Porn
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Too Much Tease, Not Enough Interviewing- I don't need a tease, I need a whore to talk like a nasty whore. Personally I would rather the whores tell how they are big whores, instead of the strip tease. Okay maybe I'm wrong but now it seems that every scene has 10 minutes of Tease.




I can do without the tease too. I actually like interviews where they try to get into the whore's head. I like it when they expose what fuckups they are.
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#78816 - 01/12/05 03:30 AM Re: Things I don't get in Porn
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Quote:

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Too Much Tease, Not Enough Interviewing- I don't need a tease, I need a whore to talk like a nasty whore. Personally I would rather the whores tell how they are big whores, instead of the strip tease. Okay maybe I'm wrong but now it seems that every scene has 10 minutes of Tease.




I can do without the tease too. I actually like interviews where they try to get into the whore's head. I like it when they expose what fuckups they are.




Yes, or how completely and endearingly ditzy they are. Like Paige Turner in NSA3.
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#78817 - 01/12/05 03:34 AM Re: Things I don't get in Porn
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Registered: 08/26/03
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The classic is the Aspen Brock interview with Ed Powers I think it is in one of her early films. Ed asks her why she's doing porn and she says something to the effect "my life is already such a wreck, I figured why not sink lower."
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#78818 - 01/12/05 03:37 AM Re: Things I don't get in Porn
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Registered: 04/21/04
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That's genuine gold.

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