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#78463 - 01/10/05 05:04 PM
Brian Pumper is a chump
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Porn is really turning into a fag flystrip. Brian Pumper looks like one of the Village People on roids. The name is so friggin' stupid it'd be cool if he wasn't such a chump.
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#78467 - 01/11/05 01:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Is that Natasha Dolling in that shot. God I miss her.
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#78469 - 01/11/05 07:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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I LOVE peirced nipples. God save me but I really do!
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#78471 - 01/11/05 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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He is not a pimple on Wesley's ass
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#78475 - 01/11/05 01:14 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Brian Pumper is what i refer to as "garbage talent." his scenes are ruined by the fact he is in them. He along with justin slayer should drop off the face of the porno world and adult films would be better for it.
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#78476 - 01/11/05 01:39 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 22
Loc: Buenos Aires
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Pumper's the type of asshole that seems like he'd rather be fucking himself than the whores in his scenes. I can actually watch Justin Slayer now that he stopped wearing those boots and sunglasses in every scene. Mr. Dick Dog rocks.  (Rico)   (Pumper)
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#78477 - 01/11/05 01:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 158
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I actually think that Pumper does a good job an some of his comments are fucking hallirous!! He is a stud
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#78480 - 01/11/05 02:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 158
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What movie is this from? I want it..... post more
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#78484 - 01/11/05 05:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If no one else will say it then I will. This fucker has bigger tits than the talent in the pictures that have been posted with him so far. That's not right. I don't care how many 'roids you eat or how much you work out that ain't s'posed to happen - the shadow of a mans tits should never reach his cock.
Then there's the issue of the "sweatsuit".
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#78486 - 01/11/05 08:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
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BP is an okay guy in person. Shows up on time, and does his scenes. WTF else you want out of a porn dick?
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#78487 - 01/11/05 08:33 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do 
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#78488 - 01/11/05 09:16 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do
Well you do shop south of the border.
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#78490 - 01/12/05 01:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do
Since when do you fuck women, much less white women?
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#78492 - 01/12/05 06:17 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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I like BP. 
Hey, John West Fan, do you like BP?
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#78498 - 01/14/05 11:04 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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I notice how Brian's prominently displayed on the bisexual website
www.niggazandbitches.com
I wonder if he knows...
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#78500 - 01/14/05 11:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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I notice how Brian's prominently displayed on the bisexual website
www.niggazandbitches.com
I wonder if he knows...
Call me crazy, but it almost looks like Brian's doing something in one of the pics.
The site nicknames Brian Pumper 'The Dickmaster'. In Video 10, the one with Lisa Sparxx (I think?), Champ and Zahid. Look closely, it looks like Brian and Zahid are jacking off over Champ's butt. Regardless, there is definitely some homoerotic activity going and Brian's right there.
This can't be fucking Brian Pumper, but shit, it's right there! It has to be faked or something.
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#78507 - 01/14/05 02:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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That cat is so clean he's gay. I want to see pot-bellied dirtbag losers jack ham'ring my porn fantasy harlots!
Done!
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#78508 - 01/14/05 03:31 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
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ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?
What's the problem? The topic is Brian Pumper, so the pictures are of Brian Pumper. You can always pretend that you're looking at the girls.
Edited by John West Fan (01/14/05 03:32 PM)
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#78509 - 01/14/05 03:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?
What's the problem? The topic is Brian Pumper, so the pictures are of Brian Pumper. You can always pretend that you're looking at the girls.
Holy shit, John West Fan just implied that Smutmutant was gay.
Everybody, looks we got ourselves a good ole fashioned down home scrap here!
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#78511 - 01/14/05 04:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#78512 - 01/14/05 04:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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Jamie nice choice on the hockey pic- Islanders rule ( although I could have done without the fishsticks logo jesey)
Ya, it did suck pretty hardcore. Glad they dumped it!
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