I’ll tell you right off the meat bat that this is great porn, it makes me want to ask Ashley Blue to the prom. It helped me fall in love with porn all over again which hasn’t happened for a few months like a damn good bag of chronic. Don’t despair, I’m still a playa, but just when I think porn is doomed something pops my prick a pep pill. Ashley’s pimp game has gone up a notch in a very clever way hot on the heels of Girlvert 5 which I still have tucked beneath my pillow, but if the tooth fairy tries to take it I’ll kick her teeth in.
Y’know what, perverts? There’s this cunning coolness to her interview technique that exudes her shady Blueness in a slightly altered hue. Very sneaky, sis. Connect whore and Shay Lamar plays along perfectly because it’s her time to shine just a mere four months into the jizz trenches. She’s still fresh goods, with a sense of humor ready to be brainlessly fucked out for thrills to pay the bills. Awesome scene, it’s that simple. It’s intelligent, it’s dirty, it’s so Ashley Blue. It’s why I love pornography, my dear simp.
So back to scene numero one which shows the theme brilliantly off the cuff like a couple of porn babes playing star whores for the camera. This evolves into a supremo roll a boner superbly captured by jolly Jim Lane. Subtleties include Shay Lamar praising her own ass while proclaiming her love for gagging blowjobs with just the perfect attitude for perverted spies like us happily polishing the lovely glue gun alone in our sad dens of sin. Who needs a girlfriend? Call that Freudian sarcasm.
Scene fucking 2 features my current favorite below the radar whore Nadia Sin, forgive me while I network for a moment. Hey Grip, if you read this tell Nadia she makes me want to cheat on Ashley Blue because it brings me back to our Army of Ass flings. I really dig her hot spirit, it’s our little secret. Shhh... Yo, I didn’t sleep on Ashley's little cousin Anita Blue who might disinterest me someplace else, but here she adds some extra giddy up for the lift off. Jettison seed, guaranteed while they play along with the attention whore theme.
Well, what else? Do you really need more convincing? Sure, Taylor Rain makes a skanky appearance and most of you perverts seem to drool over her for some insane reason. However, I’ll be honest for a naysayer and admit that this is the only scene she’s been in where I could actually see myself strokin’ off a hot toddy to her antics, but I won’t. That’s actually a major accomplishment there, Ashley. Before I go, somebody please give a box of twinkies to Victoria Sins, because she’s too crackhead skinny like a Taylor Rain look-a-like. Yikes! Seriously folks, this flick rules like no other and I’m not just saying that because Jeff Steward was the best man at my brother’s wedding.
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