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#77217 - 01/02/05 02:19 PM Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Okay Tony, the monkey has some requests that he would like for the cage to take it that extra step. Now i know not all these wishes can be granted but a few would be nice. Heres what i would like.

1) Whenever John garfield is in the cage i want pointer sisters smash hit 'im so excited' To play throughout the cage and all its posts to let everyone know.

2) I want the cage to be given the funds to sign 3 contract stars, i figure 90% of female talent is locked up to a contract, monkey wants to try and do his part to fill up the last 10%, basically we sign them to a monkey cage contract, allowing them to post only here, with exclusive giveaways and we get 5% of all profits from dvd sales after the first 12 months from all work that they do.

3)New cage only smileys, some that pop to mind, a coke snorting smiley that will come in handy for all threads mentioning scott fayner, homosexual smileys, kkk smileys and dancing michael Jackson smiley

Thats all at the moment
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#77218 - 01/02/05 02:26 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
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#77219 - 01/02/05 02:27 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Any fag smileys?

I don't like the dark shit at the bottom, any that snort it out of thin blank air?
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#77220 - 01/02/05 02:27 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Gay smilie.
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#77221 - 01/02/05 03:12 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you cant se the whire coke or whatever with out the black

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#77222 - 01/02/05 06:20 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Quote:


I want the cage to be given the funds to sign 3 contract stars,




Ok here are my three nominees:


and:



finally:


The cage is going to make major bank!!!


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Edited by c62 (01/02/05 06:23 PM)
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#77223 - 01/02/05 06:30 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
woot im in

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#77224 - 01/03/05 03:29 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Gay smilie.




Nah i want two fag smileys fucking or blowing each other, it would bring a whole new dimension to posts involving a certain user.

Quote:

you cant se the whire coke or whatever with out the black




No you can have black lines around the coke line.


As for those three things the cage has high standards to uphold and i would waste my contracts on the same person's alter egos, fuck roseanne barr yo.
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#77225 - 01/03/05 03:42 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I cant believe you made sense out of my post.

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#77226 - 01/03/05 03:45 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

I cant believe you made sense out of my post





I lived with fayner for 6 months i can translated a blind mute with no limbs.
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#77227 - 01/03/05 06:52 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:






Hands down this is the best smiley ever.Thanks Zen.
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#77228 - 01/03/05 02:18 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I prefer the car hitting jrv

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#77229 - 01/03/05 03:30 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I still like the smooth dancing Michael
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#77230 - 01/03/05 07:18 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I prefer the car hitting jrv





I got a new avatar just for the Monkey.
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#77231 - 01/03/05 07:24 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: United States
Hilarious
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#77232 - 01/03/05 07:31 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Nurse Ratchet tell you to take your meds or else
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#77233 - 01/03/05 07:35 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Nurse Ratchet tell you to take your meds or else



I ran across a one-line description of the movie that seems perfect for XXXPT, the Monkey and me.

Quote:

A free spirit incarcerated in a mental institution locks wills with a tyrannical nurse when he tries to bring levity to the lives of the other patients.


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#77234 - 01/03/05 07:45 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I don't know- are you as good looking as Jack Nicholson Mr. Monkey?
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#77235 - 01/03/05 08:03 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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That the nurse from one who flew over the cuckoos nest?.


Tony some new requests,

1) I would like a ADT virgin every three months to sacrifice to the cage gods

2) whenever garfield's GF (??) is in the cage i want the crying game music to play

I know all there is to know about the crying game, DOO HOO HOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOO.
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#77236 - 01/03/05 08:06 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
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Posts: 3178
You mean that guy from Sliders?


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#77237 - 01/03/05 08:09 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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One more request bring back The Swami
FYI Mr. Monkey, he says he is having Bishop on his upcoming show plus Nichole
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#77238 - 01/03/05 08:11 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
ChickenMaster Offline
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Posts: 3178
Quote:

plus Nichole




Who is this nic hole?

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#77239 - 01/03/05 08:12 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

plus Nichole




Who is this nic hole?



Exactly
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#77240 - 01/03/05 08:13 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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No not the guy from sliders this one.





and cleet , bish is a sell out, he sold me out yo.
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#77241 - 01/03/05 08:17 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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So i guess I am the only son now
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#77242 - 01/03/05 08:24 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Quote:

That the nurse from one who flew over the cuckoos nest?.



Yep. Perhaps the most evil character ever on film.
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#77243 - 01/03/05 08:28 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


Yep. Perhaps the most evil character ever on film.




She is not evil. She just needs a good man. Someone to rub her tight breasts and tweak her nipples just a little. Ohh yaa

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#77244 - 01/03/05 08:33 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

So i guess I am the only son now




Well U & Me, but I'm adopted
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#77245 - 01/03/05 09:04 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

That the nurse from one who flew over the cuckoos nest?.



Yep. Perhaps the most evil character ever on film.



I had been wondering what in my memory gave me such wary feelings about Melissa Lauren. Now I remember, thank you.
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#77246 - 01/03/05 09:07 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

I had been wondering what in my memory gave me such wary feelings about Melissa Lauren. Now I remember, thank you.







For me its just the chance it could be brandon irons typing as meliss in nothing but a tiger print thong and black pumps with the max hardcore make up get up.
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#77247 - 01/03/05 09:16 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

max hardcore make up get up.






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#77248 - 01/03/05 09:23 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

I had been wondering what in my memory gave me such wary feelings about Melissa Lauren. Now I remember, thank you.



For me its just the chance it could be brandon irons typing as meliss in nothing but a tiger print thong and black pumps with the max hardcore make up get up.



Nah, an imposter I could live with, that doesn't frighten me at all.

It's thinking that she's the real deal that is scary.
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#77249 - 01/04/05 02:39 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Meliss posts less and less now, maybe brandon beats her.
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#77250 - 01/04/05 04:28 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

So i guess I am the only son now




Mother FUCK!!! I feel like a 14 year old kid that just got put up for adoprion cause he fucked his sister. Or something like that.

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#77251 - 01/04/05 04:29 AM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

You mean that guy from Sliders?







I think that was the crying man.

I can't believe how big of a geek I am to get that reference.
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#77252 - 01/04/05 01:44 PM Re: Tony, Monkey has some requests for THE CAGE
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Melissa has headed off for vegas so shes not here for a brief moment, also she had a long battle to get her internet in at her house.

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