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#77011 - 12/31/04 06:02 PM List your funny porn quotes....
DiamondCutter Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/08/04 Posts: 109 Loc: Hardon, Texas	"I'm gonna suck your dick so hard those seat cushions will be up your ass" ~ Porsche Lynn to Randy West From "AZZFEST" Austion O'Reily: "You came in my ear!" Male Performer: "Well, you can hear me cumming now" Camera Man: " you look good with cum all over your face" Melissa Milano: "Is it very be-cumming?" _________________________ *"Jizz Long & Prosper"*
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#77012 - 01/01/05 09:42 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Kami has some hilarious porn quotes on her web site at http://www.kamiland.com/ - look for the "Porn Quotes" link from the main page. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#77013 - 01/01/05 10:20 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: "I am going to give you an enema, extract it with a turkey baster and feed it to you, OK?" _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#77014 - 01/01/05 10:59 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Buttmaster AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/13/04 Posts: 427 Loc: Crystal Ray, â€œKhan helpe...	I like this quote at kamiland.com; "Your job is to get the cum out!" Gen made a great quote at meatholes; "I can fuck and read a book at the same time if you want?" _________________________ "I found weapons of mass destruction - in my pants!"
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#77015 - 01/01/05 11:20 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	hehe thats the opening scene for taste that ass, but I laughed and the ass juice sprayed allover my face D'oh
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#77016 - 01/01/05 11:21 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Hypnocock Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/22/03 Posts: 702 Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...	Quote: Quote: "I am going to give you an enema, extract it with a turkey baster and feed it to you, OK?" ..is that your wife Mike's favorite one too? _________________________ Killing is My Business...And Business is Phenomenal!
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#77017 - 01/01/05 11:24 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	wait I have a pill problem, what does trhat mean?
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#77018 - 01/01/05 12:40 PM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	See Sig line. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#77019 - 01/02/05 05:33 AM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Male performer: Your pussy looks Asian. Crystal Ray: I'm cock-asian. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#77020 - 01/04/05 08:29 PM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
BROZI Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/24/04 Posts: 61 Loc: Compton, CA	Quote: "I'm gonna suck your dick so hard those seat cushions will be up your ass" ~ Porsche Lynn to Randy West Ha Ha Ha! _________________________ TXD Entertainment
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#77021 - 01/05/05 06:39 PM Re: List your funny porn quotes....
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Kami has some hilarious porn quotes on her web site at http://www.kamiland.com/ - look for the "Porn Quotes" link from the main page. Agreed. This is one of the best collection of porn quotes, and is the best testament/evidence possible that Kami has her shit together and is on the ball in order to remember so clearly the otherwise inane utterances of porn chicks/people. Intelligence, combined with utter perversion is so sexy in a woman!! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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