Army Of Ass 7
After years of tireless duty to pornography somebody has finally honored your hero Sgt. Smutmutant albeit it’s the degenerate Johnson Brothers. I’ll take what I can get, buddy... today Grip & Cram Johnson, tomorrow Jules Jordan. Okay, humor me here, but Grip said in a private message “dude, wait till you see Army of Ass #7. Its a special SmutMutant edition.” Kewl! Forgive my delusions of grandeur, but a pervert can gloat can’t he or is it just my imagination?
Who cares, anything with Haley Paige is cool by me as long as the camera captures her correctly. The last porn star I felt this strongly about was Traci Lords. Yep, porn royalty before she stabbed everybody in the back besides her devotees like me. That was then, this is now. Traci Lords is a washed up b-movie actress who is still lying about her culpability and Haley Paige is currently the reigning queen on my porn pedestal. Yeah, I may be a merciless pervert with a loyal heart, but don’t mistake me for a pushover. It’s what separates me from most of the fickle scum who review this stuff, so step back and let me show you some hand to crotch to cyber-glyph combat.
Bianca Pureheart stars in scene one and she’s looking better by the bang and this feature is obviously all about da butt foxtrot. Nice put that ass on ice action and I really couldn’t tell this was only her third on camera anal, but then again who counts the down under thunder-sticks to a blown out bunger beside Lucifer? Certainly not me, but count the second scene as another one of Haley’s finest moments despite Dino Bravo’s doggy style ‘cept I just have to thank Hecate it wasn’t Steven French at least and for the most part my wet fist thoroughly enjoyed it. The love-spurt splats between her perfect tits for the finishing touch myself moment.
The next chick is some new blonde named Tina Fine, but where are the boots? I’m not interested in her tattoos, amigos. It’s still a quality anal tunneling with a handful of mucky moments for milking the palm python or groin garter snake according to your size. Sergio needs to back up off the booty b/c he ain’t her boyfriend.
The last scene stars Deja Daire wearing crackling black latex platforms in a dynamite closer which features some of the best boot amid boff footage I’ve ever seen when they finally got the camera off of Dwayne’s grody backside. Thanks, guys. Other pornographers please note that it pays to cater to my boot camp fantasies and you’ll see it in your bottom line I guarantee it.

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Good stuff.

Be nice to see pics sometime if you have them...especially of Haley ;p

Bianca is better! Her moaning is to die for and her body is bangin. Aside from the fact that I've banged her but still... hard body, ghetto booty, ohhhhhhh yeaah HAWWWWW-TEEE!

I love Bianca, especially her butt...

I like em both so enjoy this. I bet Gen knows just what Bianca's thinking here.

im thinking, "Oh my god its in my ass, oh my god its in my ass, Hey gen look im just like you now!"

It was actually really weird to see that pic, it was the first time i had seen a a cock in my ass! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

Awwww she took it up the bunger!!!

All I kept thinking as i watched & listened to Bianca take it in the pooper was "dammit, i shoulda shot this scene ... POV!"

I don't like to pick favorites amongst our SkinTight whores, but Bianca has a nifty SkinTight toaster coming her way!

no need to wonder here

my xxx-mas wish.

Haley new year!

I never tire of Haley pics, dude.

me neither, zen... here's another pic of Deja Daire in the kind of boots that all bitches should wear.