I will be in Los Angeles the next couple of weeks and would love to shoot some nasty dirty porn. You will find me witty, stylish, educated, and very naughty. I'd be available for

B/B/G
B/G
G/G
anal, double pentration

call me

888.363.2555 press 0 to connect, if I'm not available please leave a message.

Merry XXXMAS

If I borrow my uncle's old video camera(circa 1988) can I stick it on a tripod and poke your pooper?

I'll pay standard rates . . . a cheeseburger and a picture with me that you can take home and show your friends. Oh yeah, and $800.

Sorry, Kami. She is just too fun. I like her.

However, Miss Popwhore Ma'am, it is imperative that we all see a picture of your feet. For documentary purposes.

Oh, okay. Then I'll just give her a grand to fuck her ass for two hours. I don't want to film it anyway. Uh, wait. nevermind. I have $.32 for a down payment. Will that get me in the door?

If I had more disposable income, I'd butt bone her for $1k.

Why not? Wait. Don't answer that.


Edit: I just went to her site for the first time. Man, this chick turns me on. Again, I like her. Uh, Merry Christmas?

Wouldn't it suck to have booked her to go to a business convention with you in LA, only to find out that while you were having continental breakfast and listening to some pinhead give a powerpoint presentation about big paradigm shifts that she was off making a 1 large an hour to get ass-boffed by some dude who booked her off xxxpt?

Maybe it's just me.

That ass ain't worth $1,000.00.






I will give you $50.00 to fuck your ass, but only if I can punch you in the back of the head several times.

For $800, I'd have to perform acts of unimaginable evil. Seems like she'd be into it.

Anybody in LA spotted popwhore the past few days? She'll only be there a little while longer.

This chick was more than likely down in LA scoring from horny doctors whatever prescription pharmaceuticals she needs to treat the migraines she obviously gets from being a culturally bullemic, morally bankrupt nymphomaniac with an IQ of 170 that likes to get fucked in the ass while reading The Wall Steet Journal, Nabokov's "Lolita", James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", Friedrich Nietzche's Treatise on Nihilism and/or Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. She probably decided to make a porno or two while down there scoring her Xanax/Oxy/Vics/<insert name of favorite pill-that-induces-false-sense-of-well-being>.

As a member of the Silicon Valley / Bay Area chapter of "Executive Level Perverts Of The Information Technology Industry Who Indulge In All The Sexually Deviant Things We Missed Before When We Were Too Busy Studying And Dreaming Up Things Like .... Internet Search Engines" (Post 69), nothing frightens me more than these under 30, fairly hot, sexy, intelligent (Escorts/Prostitutes/Concubines/Sex Therapists ... pick one) who also happen to be psycho babbling whack jobs (usually from drugs.) I stick with the 35-45 year old ladies-for-hire who can at least hide their "false-sense-of-well-being" and still let me cum on their face (and without the fuckin hillarious $100-$200 surcharge for "porn star service")

Popwhore,
Please post on your exploits while in LA. Inquiring minds want to know. (ok, sick folks like me).

Where the fuck is my popwhore? You disappoint me my little delicatessen.

Tied up in my closet!

ahahahahahah!!!!!

I wish.

You are still drunk aren't you?