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#74724 - 12/17/04 12:46 AM
Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 7
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Guys, i just can't help it. i think this girl is amazing. is there anything i can do to get in touch with her? Any way to meet her? Contact her? I know i'm opening myself up for tons of mercilous ridicule, but i think she's amazing. Please help.
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#74725 - 12/17/04 02:49 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Apply to be wanker wang's new minion, or try and join g unit. Those are the best two options or if fayner is on good terms with her offer him the legal advice he is in need of for a chance to meet her OR see if you can rumble up $1000 and if your not black tag along to any porn party since taylor would attend the opening of an envelope then say here, now do this. She likes to be told what to do, i hope this helped.
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#74728 - 12/17/04 08:29 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 7
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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who's "wankers wang minion" and fayner? and how might i get in touch with them. thank you guys.
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#74729 - 12/17/04 11:43 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/07/04
Posts: 82
Loc: South side of Naked City
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Even porn chicks don't like guys who think with their dick. That's all you got right now.
A poor sense of love, its just crappy lust. From that perspective your stupid and its a foolish decesion.
Think of any "actress" and their fans, that hookup aint happening on any level. You've only seen Taylor Rain with her ass up and wide open, but don't know what conversation comes out of her mouth, if it would make any sense.
She walks upright and needs feeding. Married and divorced to Faynor so she makes brutal mistakes. People joke she's a nose candy cutie and 80% is probably right. Its porn what's she doing and probably not normal doing scenes. She's jacked up on drugs to get through it and now an addict, or was always an addict its why she entered porn in the first place to afford it.
If that's what you want to fuck its one thing, a fan that loves her is stupid.
Your free to try and win her favor by throwing cash and gifts her way to gain attention, she may take it all and laugh while your more broke.
Take a walk on the nearest college campus and see some coeds, their fresh and hopeful a good man will bother them. Your wanting to walk in the gutter willingly and that's nutty. Those coeds could probably see it on your face and smell it from a distance.
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#74730 - 12/17/04 11:54 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Even porn chicks don't like guys who think with their dick. That's all you got right now.
A poor sense of love, its just crappy lust. From the that perspective your stupid and its a foolish decesion.
Think of any "actress" and their fans, that hookup aint happening on any level. You've only seen Taylor Rain with her ass up and wide open, but don't know what conversation comes out of her mouth, if it would make any sense.
She walks upright and needs feeding. Married and divorced to Faynor so she makes brutal mistakes. People joke she's a nose candy cutie and 80% is probably right. Its porn what's she doing and probably not normal doing scenes. She's jacked up on drugs to get through it and now an addict, or was always an addict its why she entered porn in the first place to afford it.
If that's what you want to fuck its one thing, a fan that loves her is stupid.
Your free to try and win her favor by throwing cash and gifts her way to gain attention, she make take it all and laugh while your more broke.
Take a walk on the nearest college campus and see some coeds, their fresh and hopeful a good man will bother them. Your wanting to walk in the gutter willingly and that's nutty. Those coeds could probably see it on your face and smell it from a distance.
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'' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#74731 - 12/19/04 09:54 PM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 7
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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so how do i get in touch with this fayner guy?
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#74732 - 12/19/04 09:57 PM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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so how do i get in touch with this fayner guy?
faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com
Him and Rain are tight.
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#74733 - 12/19/04 11:09 PM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 109
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A Good way to get in touch with Taylor Rain [This is a longterm investment though]. Step #1. Go to www.ca.gov website look under employment. Step #2 Find California Deptment of Corrections website and get job application. Step #3 Fill out Application. Step #4 Get Hired as CA Correctional Officer. Step # 5 Once hired on, make sure you work the CA State Womens Prison in Chowchilla. Sooner or later Taylor will be there at your disposal, like many great porn chicks before or after her. Step #6 Once Taylor is there and Broken in use your Guard power to grant her special privledges. Step #7 Revoke Taylor's special privledges, until she offers Quid Pro Quo favors back to you. 2nd Plan. Learn how to Make Hi Grade Crystal Meth, Cocaine, and grow hi quality Marijuana. Then learn how to sell it. Move to LA and Frequent Burbank after hours. Sell your Drugs. Taylor will find you eventually, the you can Quod Pro your Product to her. 
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#74734 - 12/20/04 12:19 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/06/03
Posts: 50
Loc: Los Angeles
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I know how you feel, i use to be in love with her too.. then i saw Gia Paloma.
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#74736 - 12/20/04 04:46 PM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/07/04
Posts: 82
Loc: South side of Naked City
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There should be a website...porn chicks just out of jail. I read not that long ago the asian Lucy Lee was behind bars we never learned why. Some others too. Get their arrest picture and pretty girl porn one side to side, that's funny.
We know most of the guys have a criminal record, them in and out jail is no surprise.
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#74738 - 12/21/04 06:47 PM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/07/04
Posts: 82
Loc: South side of Naked City
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That old depravation of property charge. A car is a felony. If Lucy Lee did steal one or borrow without asking, I hope it was something worth driving. If she stole a Yugo, sad. But what's a porn chick to do, has no money, needs a ride to make money...
This is for lover boy. I don't find ball gags appealing.
http://www.qmov.net/g6/657L/tied_up_double_penetration92d917.htm
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"I still can't believe he is not joking. Too bad it could have been funny." -Cleetus
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#74740 - 12/22/04 07:28 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 7
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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she's so amazing. i wrote fayner and have not heard back  does anyone have any other ideas?
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#74743 - 12/22/04 09:31 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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she's so amazing. i wrote fayner and have not heard back does anyone have any other ideas?
Dude, get over it, she's just a whore. There are million more where she came from. 
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#74744 - 12/22/04 10:58 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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Jesus Christ. Get a real girlfriend who likes porn and is willing to experiment with your fantasies. Let the Taylor Rain Fantasy be just that "A Fantasy". If you need more extreme treatment then do this: Put your penis and balls on a table and smack them with a hammer while watching a Taylor Rain scene. You should be cured after several good whacks.  If not then you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and need to increase your medication. This brings me to another problem. I noticed that I only have Two stars next to my name. Am I as bad as smelly monkey?  That really hurts considering all the wonderful advice and commentary I give. LOL
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#74746 - 12/25/04 05:36 AM
Re: Help Me: I'm in love with Taylor Rain
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/25/04
Posts: 21
Loc: St. Louis, MO
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Why not start your own porn production company and hire her to do a scene?
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