My first post here so here we go:

Here Is Roger T Pipes Review Of Tony T's Balls Deep #8
"REVIEW----------------------------------------------------

This is my first look at a Tony T flick for Anabolic. He is taking over a very popular series so it will be interesting to see what he brings to the table. The line has been helmed by Lexington Steele, so Tony has some huge shoes to fill. Cover girl Christy Lee is going to do some filling of her own. She comes in looking just a little bit like Teagan who made a huge splash with her “Up Your Ass” appearance form last year. She is going to come up against some big, black cocks and we’re going to see how she handles all that size. Along with this new-ish cutie, we get a few well know super sluts in the mix. How can you watch Rio Mariah and not love her ass? How can you watch Roxy Jezel and not love her everything? If all of these babes really do take it balls-deep then Tony should have himself a winner. His intro is interesting, but I wonder if anyone watching is really going to go for the poser thing.

Roxy is the first to get busy. Tony like her ass and spanks it a bit before feeding her some cock. His dick is replaced by a big black one that hits the back of her throat with a whole lot of help. There is a shot thrown in here that just doesn’t make sense. Why are we staring at her tummy and his ass? There are now three guys to keep her busy. What should be a very hot blowjob turns out to be a long mess of forced face-fucking that is about as appealing as watching the guys jerk off. (Her face is blocked for fuck’s sake.) The action gets somewhat better when they start fucking her pussy, but the guys still steal far too much of the heat by slapping her. Tony also hasn’t figured out that the guy behind the camera doesn’t have to comment all the time. (Have we learned nothing from the horror that is Ed Powers?) There is some good stuff here as Roxy proves that she loves big cocks in every hole. That gives us some hot DP action, but when did Anabolic become all about slapping girls and guys talking shit? (Maybe Tony thinks that if we are listening to him, we won’t notice how badly one of his guys is struggling to keep wood while fucking Roxy.) After more hard anal and some pointless foot-on-the-face bullshit the scene finally comes to an end with Roxy taking three loads in her mouth. For every good shot in this scene (and there a lot of them) there is at least one that is just fucking useless. It only makes things worse that it’s nearly forty minutes of this. We’re only one scene in and already I’m thinking that this movie needs a serious edit-job.

Shana Knight is going to have a tough time being a sluttier girl than Roxy, but she starts sucking Tony’s cock even before he can ask her if he’s “feelin’ him” ya know what I’m sayin? He is joined by two guys, including the even more vocal Wesley Pipes. She is busy sucking, but listening to these two guys compete for top verbal diarrhea honors sucks even more. They start fucking her ass, but it is so visually sterile and complete cluttered verbally that there is no joy in watching this. I know that Tony wants to do something new for Anabolic, but this is proof that new and different doesn’t mean better. Once again there is some good DP footage but I have been watching Anabolic for a long time and never had to sift through so much crap to get to the good stuff. By the time she sucks them all off, I am just glad to have one more scene in the rear view mirror.

Barbara is a sexy blonde who looks a bit like a young Dru Berrymore. Her body looks really good and I have a feeling that she could do some serious damage to a few guys if she is allowed to. I enjoy the tease, but it is the one thing in this movie that is cut too short. We get some pretty good blowjob footage including great eye contact. (And it’s a lot better if you just mute the mother fucker.) With the sound out of the way there is a lot of good stuff here. Barbara does a nice job with her mouth and responds well to the DP. (Better than the guys who seem to be having more wood problems than Abe Lincoln during a bad termite season.) The anal action is the best so far as this pale young girl gets stuffed by black and white dick. Her mouth is wide open to take every drop of cum in the room before her scene ends.

Rio Mariah is a Brazilian girl who is a well-established super slut with a slammin’ ass and a nice set of bolt-ons. Her interview isn’t very interesting, but with a couple of hard dicks in the picture she becomes a much more active girl. There is some precursory fucking, but we all know that they really just want to oil up that butt and DP her into the next time zone. This footage would be great is someone would tell the “director” know that sometimes it is best to be neither seen nor heard. If you just watch you see that Rio is happy to take any big cock she can find and suck it deep or let it bang her in any hole. She looks as good in this scene as I have ever seen her and we get some awesome footage where she is bent over with a cock up her ass and another down her throat. Rio works really hard to jerk loads into her waiting mouth and swallows them all like the perfect whore.

Isabel impresses Tony into a fit of babbling idiocy before she ever even takes off her clothes. To make matters worse, she shoves her fist in her mouth and then tries to shove it up her ass as well. He shoves his fingers up her ass and makes her taste it. (Dude, do it yourself.) I was trying to figure out why I am so bored and ready for this movie to be over. Besides the obvious reasons, the running time is probably playing into it. We still have two scenes to go and we have already reached the normal running time of an Anabolic movie. If this were a baseball game we could call it extra innings (or as EvilEuro says, “free baseball.”) Instead of a bonus, this just feels like fucking detention. Someone pass me a doodle pad and some extra pencils. I need to drop them and try peeking up that girl’s skirt. Sorry I didn’t mean to take away from the action. Let me get back to it. Yep, still too long, not very well edited and filled with more talk from Tony than heat from the girl. They fuck her ass, feed her cum and we are through with the worst scene in a pretty weak lot.

Christy Lee is the last girl and normally I would consider this a good thing. It is always nice to save the best for last, but I am already so bored by the action and angry that we’re closing in three hours of my time wasted that I have remind myself that this girl is cute, sexy and that watching her get plowed is worth the effort even if I have to sit through the ass-clown running commentary. The tease looks good and she gives great eye contact while sucking on Tony’s cock. He is joined by two black cocks and we finally get to see something that is worth watching. The guys end up slapping her tits though This girl shows great energy and looks really good with her tight pussy stretched. I am sure that I would be praising this scene like crazy if it were handled better, but we still have work too hard to get to the good stuff. She is a great looking girl who fucks with enough energy to carry the scene into the “good” category even with Pipes and Tony working against her. Christy takes their cum in her mouth and shines like a true star stuck in a mostly dismal mess.

I realize that Anabolic has set the bar high and as such my expectations for a great film are always present when I pop one into the player. Perhaps that isn’t fair. The Yankees don’t win every year and even the Beatles missed the mark once or twice. Yeah, it’s not fair that I would hold this movie up against the Anabolic tradition of excellence. Oh well, life ain’t fucking fair and this movie ain’t very fucking good. It would be a lot better if it were cut by about an hour. More is not always better and if someone is going to make a three hour movie, then perhaps they should add more scenes instead of just throwing every second of footage at us. The girls in this movie are cute and they give good scenes. Sadly, Tony T’s style just takes most of that away from us. His constant yapping behind the camera, the slapping, choking and other shit is the kind of crap Anabolic has never had to rely on. What makes it more upsetting is that there is probably a good movie here, but we have to fist through too much junk to get to it. This movie qualifies as one of the most disappointing title I have seen in a very long time."
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Tony T replies with"Tony T" writes:


thats tony t the guy that u called a mother fucker in ur review

ok check this out mother fucker u don't know me and i don't know u but i feel like ama hurt u
just for the fact the u calling a mother fucker fuck ur opinios because they don't mean shit because u r no body mother fucker u just a peace of shit sitting behined ur fucking computer jerrking offf like a little sucker that u are have no life so mother fucker u think am listen ur fucking opinoin just let me tell u your about to get slaped if i ever see so u better run when u see me because ur getting slaped and if u ever fucking reviewed one of my movies agian u fucking looser am really going to hurt u

and let me tell u something else for ur own info. that movie that u don;t fucking like is the best seller and i reached the 20,000 pieces so u full of shit and u can suck my mother fucking dick u bitch ass mother fucker
and again u r getting slaped if i see "
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Rog fires back with"I've been in bed with the flu for two days so I'm too tired to really write much of a response. (I leave that any of you who want to send me a comment.) I will add what I wrote back to Tony though. In the review of Balls Deep 8 I did not call him a "mother fucker." I said it (the scene) was better if muted the "mother fucker", but clearly the MF in question was the scene, or the movie but not him. At any rate, this is not the sort of response I usually get from anyone associated with Anabolic or Diabolic. I doubt very much that this is within any sort of company policy, but I guess I will find out in a few weeks when I visit them in Vegas"
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Here are fans comments on Tony's Email
"Mailbag Sampling:
OK that didn’t take long. In the time it took me to fight the LA traffic to Staples, watch a thrilling 2 OT game between the Clippers and Celtics (My 2 favorite teams by the way), avoid the angry drunks in the parking lot and get home, my mailbox was filled with responses to the Tony T situation.

Before I continue, I will point out that I did get a second email from the same address from Tony. I also got phone confirmation from Chico Wang that the writer was in fact Tony. So if it’s a joke, it’s all Chico now.

My apologies to those of you whose email didn’t make it, but many of you made the same points and I don’t want anyone to think that this is piling on. As always, these emails are un-edited, snipped only when noted and mostly uncensored. (There are certain words I’m just not going to print.)

DCD Writes:


“Hey Rog,

I am sure I’m not the only one who feels that this Tony T. thing has to be a joke. No one with half a brain writes like that. Someone is pulling your chain and if Tony is going to be pissed at anyone he should be pissed at the moron who wrote in trying to make him look like a retard.”


Rog Replies: I was thinking the same thing to be honest. I still think that the way he wrote it was supposed to be funny. Based on his second email I would say that he is seriously pissed. I am going to do what I can to just keep everything cool because you know I love the guys at Anabolic. This is all just kind of out of left field.

BrownsFan32 Writes:



“Roger
It’s clear that Tony has no sense of humor, no sense of history and no ‘mother fucking’ sense period. If he can’t a little bit of criticism (Though I have to admit you were a little hard on his movie) then he needs to go back to whatever he was doing before. He has to learn that he can’t be such a baby. Second, doesn’t he realize that one of the best things you can do for someone’s career is to blast them? Has he never heard of Max Hardcore, Michael Raven, Skeeter Kerkove, Thomas Zupko, Mason, Lizzy Borden, Kahn Tusion? Somehow those people have survived without having to threaten people.”


Rog Replies: Hey BFan. I don’t know if doesn’t have a sense of humor. If he was joking I think the email was funny. I don’t blame him for not being happy with the review, but as someone told me “he runs on emotion.” As for history. Yeah, I have a whole band of loyal readers who buy only the stuff I don’t like. I’m cool with that and it would be nice if Tony could understand that. What was that about not threatening people though? Of the seven you listed, three made direct threats and another stormed around the office all day looking for my home number. Seriously though, there isn’t one person on that list who I wouldn’t want to interview. I am sitting down with Mason this year in fact. Zupko has always been wonderful no matter what I write about his stuff. Kahn was very gracious and frankly I would imagine his reaction reflects the Anabolic position on this issue. Lizzy actually went on her own site to threaten me at one time, but we are tight now…I think….Max, Skeeter and Raven….dudes, I WANT interviews. This year. What do you say?

MorrisP Writes:



“Yo Rog,
I watched the Balls Deep 8 crap from Anabolic and I think Tony T should be kissing your ass for not telling us the whole truth about that shit. I don’t know if this Tony cat is Italian, Greek or what, but he ain’t Black and he ain’t Lex. That little shout-out at the start of the movie was bullshit. He’s nothing but a wi**er who should stop trying fill Lex’s shoes. If y’all are going to steal from us, at least make it good. “


Rog Replies: Hey Morris. I hate that word man. (and it’s word of origin) so forgive me the bleep. I don’t know what Tony’s ethnicity is. Maybe I just didn’t see anything in there where he was trying to be black. I’ll take your word for it though because I doubt seriously if Tony and I are going to sit down and discuss it any time soon.

MrInside Writes:



“Rog
20 thousand pieces? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Uhhhhh, yeah right.”

Rog Replies: You would know, but I’m not questioning his sale. Let me say that again clearly… I am NOT questioning his sales numbers. I hope he does sell that many pieces. I sincerely do.

Phony T Writes:


“Deer Roughe
Dis B tony T and I iz berry surry dat I writed 2 u inn seech a inprofessinal manor. URA gr8 w8r and I loove u hairy mooch. Dat iz y et hurted me su mooch 2 no dat u don’t lick my moovy 2 moch. Well U pleze furgive me and knot cawl me nemes lik muther focker. Ef u wheel I well b ur bestest fred. Ef not I wheel has 2 keep u razz. U beeech azz fagut hed. “


Rog Replies: Thank you for this. It was great fun to figure out and I hope everyone else is laughing as hard as I am. That had to take a lot of effort man, thanks.

NeverPassABar Writes:


“Rog,

That Tony T email was pretty interesting. I guess that one goes in the file doesn’t it? Somehow I doubt if Anabolic would condone this type of behavior. They seem like classier people than that. On the up side, if Tony’s movie is selling that well then you might stand to make a cool chunk of change of whatever shot you take in Vegas. Minus my fee of course. “


Rog Replies: I am sure Anabolic doesn’t condone it. In his second email (I am not sure it’s even going up because I don’t want this to go on forever) he mentions as much. He does reiterate the threats though.

AnaFan420 Writes:


“Rog,

I know that you’re going to get a lot of email on this TonyT thing and I will be following it closely. I have been a huge Anabolic/Diabolic fan for years. You have pointed me in the right direction countless times with them and I want to know how they react to this. Any company that would allow some half-wit meat puppet to run around acting like a thug does not deserve my business. If they don’t fire him for being an asshole then they most certainly should fire him for being a hack. “


Rog Replies: Hey, hey…..come on. This isn’t on the company. I haven’t called or written to Gregg or Chris because I just don’t see the point at this stage. Tony is reacting on emotion and that part is fine. I wish he could figure out that I actually didn’t call him a “mother fucker” but I imagine that doesn’t even matter any more. I don’t think it’s Anabolic/Diabolic declaring war on me. I hope not. I look forward to seeing those guys every year and they have always been more than gracious no matter what I have to say about their product.
Name Deleted (Sorry I don’t think it’s really him.)


“Mother Fucker Rog

Tony T is mother fucking new hero. He can kick your ass so I won’t have to. On second thought I will kick it after he does. It will be a love story covered in blood, bitch!’


Rog Replies: This came from an email address that I do not recognize as belonging to the director whose name is on it. If it is really you then let me know through an email I recognize or on the phone. I am happy to keep it up, but I don’t want people putting words into your mouth.

And just in case people are wondering if I cut out all of the pro-Tony emails, I didn’t. There are a few I am going to put up with the next email. (Or without it if I choose not to run that email.) I have nothing against Tony T at all. I didn’t like his movie. Big deal? There are a few hundred movies a year I don’t like. I’m very sorry he took it personally and never like to see these thing break down into this. "

This thread rules.Thank you jabbathehut whoever you are.

From: rogreviews.com

Here is the response, posted for confirmation only. Reply at will anyone who wants...(Again, this is posted exactly as he sent it.)



no thats not wanker it is me TONY T and let me clear something for u anabolic and diabolic got nothing to do with what i send u and neither they will care am my own man and i am responsable for every word am sayin so u can go play all ur little games on the net and just keep pissing me off more thats fine i told u leave me alone and my movies and i told u to keep my name off ur sites but it looks like u won;t thats cool u can post that email too i don;t give a fly fuck and fuck everybody out there that have to say anything about my action and if ur a man lets handle it like a men but it looks like ur just a fuckin bitch behined a computer

and for the record u will see me in vegas and it ain;t gonna be funny

For the record, Tony T's real pic.

spay him like a cat. eugenics doesn't have to be the evil, bloody nazi deal--but taxpayers and the gene pool come out ahead when parents of a child so close to legally retarded get money to make sure they don't continue these unfavorable traits. if i had to guess, i'd say he's got the mental development of someone 11-14 and nowhere near the level he'd need to graduate highschool in states that have moved to standardized testing as a degree requirement.

you don't have to kill him, but the last thing you want is someone totally incapable of learning basic language skills and appropriateness of action doing creampies. his face makes me wonder if he's just total genetic refuse or an example of fetal-alchohol-syndrome. either way, he wouldn't have a great skillset in any era-too small to get by on intimidation and so stupid a cagier hunter-gatherer would figure out how to kill him with a tool.

He kind of reminds me of a retarded Poncho.

I went a few rounds with this retard in the past and his nose is bigger than his IQ. Anabolic really needs to troll the nearest ARC for "directors" and it's truly pathetic they gave this braindead imbecile a gig. Roger Tripe is learning that some of these porn morons can't take the truth about how bad their porn is or how dumb they are. My dachshund is smarter than Tony T.

Is this the same guy?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/52592900.html

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thats tony t the guy that u called a mother fucker in ur review

ok check this out mother fucker u don't know me and i don't know u but i feel like ama hurt u
just for the fact the u calling a mother fucker fuck ur opinios because they don't mean shit because u r no body mother fucker u just a peace of shit sitting behined ur fucking computer jerrking offf like a little sucker that u are have no life so mother fucker u think am listen ur fucking opinoin just let me tell u your about to get slaped if i ever see so u better run when u see me because ur getting slaped and if u ever fucking reviewed one of my movies agian u fucking looser am really going to hurt u

and let me tell u something else for ur own info. that movie that u don;t fucking like is the best seller and i reached the 20,000 pieces so u full of shit and u can suck my mother fucking dick u bitch ass mother fucker
and again u r getting slaped if i see "

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What the fuck? Did this asshole ride the short bus to high school? He gets a bad review, and then threatens Rog in an e-mail written in gibberish. Actually, that looks like a phonetic dictation of a conversation with a belligerent stroke victim. Too funny.

Hey Jeff,

If I come by to see you in Vegas, you won't slape (TM-Tony T) me will you?

Rog

Stop ganging on Tony T. Big fucking deal he wrote a stupid email to Rog. I think directors who do ruff shit should be reviewed by guys who really appreciate it-- and it doesn't like Rog is that kind of guy. Nothing wrong with that. But you need a degenerate to do justice in reviewing degenerate porn.

Good point...two problems.

1. If only people who arlready like something review it then you have nothing but kiss ass PR instead of honest reviews.

2. It wasn't the rough stuff that made Tony's movie so bad. It was his behind the camera babbling. The Girlvert stuff is rougher than Balls Deep 8 and they have all been more highly rated than BD8.

LATE
Rog

There's more to directing that telling the male talent "OK, go beat her up!"

Den @ CAVR is another misfit reviewer who actually likes the girls. He really doesn't like the strangulation thing and deducts point from a video's overall points rating for it.

The "let's treat the bitches like shit" stuff is so uncreative, unerotic, and just plain boring. These guys have no clue what "real" hardcore is, so they do dumb shit. Too bad it's so pervasive these days, but I think meatholes has some validity as in to see how far they can go and Tough Love has some thought behind it not just plain stupidity as in in Tony T and the majority of these morons like Jake Malone et al.

Hey, I like the girls, that's the only reason to watch porn and fuck you if you have a problem with that. Too bad a lot of perverts are frustrated women haters because their mommy didn't love them or they're just plain repulsive to the opposite sex. Also, too many of these "directors" are jaded idiots with zero creativity and no skills behind the lens. Finally, if the babes are willing to do it for the love of money, for pure enjoyment or both, I say let 'em do it and let people watch it if they want to pay for it. Don't expect me to applaud it when it annoys me though.

Most of the porn made now is equivalent to what you would see in an abusive household. These supposed porn "directors" should be beaten with the flat edge of a machete.

The only quality pain oriented videos are produced by JM, Meatcash and Insex.

ok, first off i bought this movie. I havent actually bought a movie in years. And i liked it.

Second, this is his first movie. It will only get better. Yeah tony has always been known to talk alot, which im sure im used to from old meatholes scenes.. but i was more suprised that he seemed to know what he was doing behind the camera. Im sure he did learn from wanker who has always been a good cameraman... Maybe i was expecting the worst, but i liked the girls and I liked how rough it was. I thought it was a good move for anabolic bring in someone brand new again. I think with wanker teaching tony the ropes his stuff will only become more polished and refined. Im proud of MrT...

I dunno..my 2 cents

btw...thanks Chicken and insex is a favorite of mine..hehe

as a giant choke fan all i have to say to that review is - GAY!

I gotta go get this movie now. Jeff you may see me later today..hehe

They have a No Choking Policy no less. That's hysterical .

FUCK TONY T & FUCK ROG. they both suck.

Thank you

Is that sarcasm Rog? Stick to Tony T, you don't want to tussle with me by the pale moonlight.

Nope, not sarcasm. Thanks for the input. You don't like me, you think I suck, that's fine. It ain't about being liked and there is no way to please everyone so thanks for the input. Constructive criticism is always better than "f'you" responses, but hey it's all good in the end.

Happy New Year

Rog,
I think we can agree on one thing: Tony T writes like an irate ape. If you see him in Vegas, mace him and aim for his beak. That's what I'd do.

hey rog, out of curiousity do you usually forward personal email to drew black? i'm in the dark history-wise, but that doesn't engender much respect if jeff didn't kill your cat or something.

God I love this. I lifted it from rog's site. We need more details Roger, so please fill in the blanks.

Non-Surprise #1: I did finally get to meet and talk with Tony T. Exactly what was said doesn’t need to be addressed, but suffice it to say that all of you who were betting that he was joking or that he would take a swing at me all lost money. While he did not attack me physically, he made it quite clear that he is very upset by what I wrote, doesn’t like me still thinks I called him a “mother fucker.” (For the record, I didn’t.) That was it though, no big deal. Sorry guys, no cage match.

LMFAO!!!

This thread is more entertaining than than watching Savanna and Tawny pound on each other's fake tits.....

Ok, so tony T (aka Corporal Klinger) isn't a mother fucker....fine. But Balls Deep #8 was mother-fuckin bad...