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#72615 - 12/06/04 10:34 AM Inspired but Pastor John
redbeard AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 440 Loc: Lake Michigan	This probally belongs in Fan reguests forum, but since out beloved Pastor John posted here, I decided to put this post here. I think what needs to be made is religious porn. Porn that is made in a church. You could have a bukake in the baptisimal or you could have a dp on the Communion table and while this is happening you could have a bunch of people in the pews singing church hymns. You could get some big Black Stud to play the part of a minister. He could say stuff "Can I hear an Amen". Don't forget the most important part. Besure to mention Pastor John and his church on the box cover and in the video. Say something like this is in dedication to Pastor John and make sure that you have his church address listed. Well enough of my rambling, but I thought it was a sick idea that you all needed to hear. Thank you Pastor John for giving such inspiration.
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#72616 - 12/06/04 10:37 AM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Then I want to see one in a synagogue and a mosque. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#72617 - 12/06/04 11:03 AM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	Belladonna did a catholic theme in "My ass is Haunted"
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#72618 - 12/06/04 12:41 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Sadist Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/18/04 Posts: 294 Loc: Lake of Fire	With all of the horrible things that have and will be done in the name of religion i bet God himself wouldn't mind scenes like this. /I don't believe that He would actually support that nest of pedos anyway. _________________________ ....'cause we're gonna get tattoos just above the cracks of our robot asses.
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#72619 - 12/06/04 02:25 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Two words: MORE NUNSPLOITATION!!!! _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#72620 - 12/10/04 01:23 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Pastor John Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 11/30/04 Posts: 21	Quote: This probally belongs in Fan reguests forum, but since out beloved Pastor John posted here, I decided to put this post here. I think what needs to be made is religious porn. Porn that is made in a church. You could have a bukake in the baptisimal or you could have a dp on the Communion table and while this is happening you could have a bunch of people in the pews singing church hymns. You could get some big Black Stud to play the part of a minister. He could say stuff "Can I hear an Amen". Don't forget the most important part. Besure to mention Pastor John and his church on the box cover and in the video. Say something like this is in dedication to Pastor John and make sure that you have his church address listed. Well enough of my rambling, but I thought it was a sick idea that you all needed to hear. Thank you Pastor John for giving such inspiration. Get behind me Satan! We will debate you on the air either our show or your show. I pray that you will be saved.
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#72621 - 12/10/04 03:47 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	wait, i should trust someone to interpret the bible who can't figure out redbeard doesn't have a "show". i'll give you a hint--how many "ksex radio dj's" do you think there really are? huhuh, you're a dumbass. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#72622 - 12/10/04 04:41 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Pastor John Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 11/30/04 Posts: 21	Quote: wait, i should trust someone to interpret the bible who can't figure out redbeard doesn't have a "show". i'll give you a hint--how many "ksex radio dj's" do you think there really are? huhuh, you're a dumbass. I have been given a word of knowledge that you are not Christian. Are you Jewish my son? If so you may be saved before it is too late. Call our show this Tuesday, we will pray for you. I do not listen to heathen radio so I would not know about redbeard.
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#72623 - 12/10/04 07:12 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	heathen is my word damn it, first bishop with this and now the pastor with heathen _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#72624 - 12/10/04 07:49 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	I want to eat the lamb in the pastor's avatar. I'm hungry for some innocents yall.
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#72625 - 12/10/04 08:08 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You'll need mint jelly with it _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#72626 - 12/10/04 08:48 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i guess i'm technically an episcopalian. now i'm all about the traditional pantheon and feeding christians to lions. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#72627 - 12/10/04 09:10 PM Re: Inspired but Pastor John
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: [ I have been given a word of knowledge that you are not Christian. Are you Jewish my son? If so you may be saved before it is too late. Call our show this Tuesday, we will pray for you. I do not listen to heathen radio so I would not know about redbeard. I thought so. Who is this? Come on. Come clean. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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