http://www.wftv.com/news/2519262/detail.html

Wow!

I tried to cut my wrists with a razor one time..........I ran the batteries dead three times and not even a scratch.


Another time I put a noose around my neck and got up on a chair. I threw the other end over a ceiling joist and tied it to the door knob and slammed the door! My dad came out to see who the hell slammed the door and told me "Thats to pull teeth dumbass, not to hang yourself!"

Damn I had a rough childhood.
PHATBOY.

As much as many folks in the industry would love to see him attempt this,they still wouldn't take Rob Black seriously.
Even if he imitated the monkey humping bit from "The Rundown"