Cum Drippers #5
Red Light
Directed by Vince Vouyer
Starring Kelly Kroft, Ryan Star, Lanu Kaluha, Phoenix Ray, Jamie Brooks, Stephanie Tripp

Ryan Star (no relation to Judy, I reckon) is a lithe young blonde with a bob haircut, which usually aggravates me, but she’s got a whole youthful, vibrant, sun-dappled vibe, so what the hell. She looks kinda like Goldie Hawn, just with bad hair. She’s also got tons of star tattoos all over her body, so she might be crazy, too. Anyway, no anal hijinks for her (“Just stare at my ass and pretend you’re fucking it”, she says) but she’s plenty gymnastic, and has no problem with having a chunky cream pie scooped right out of her pussy and fed to her. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ryan lives up to her surname at some point- she’s one of the freshest looking starlets I’ve seen in awhile.

Kelly Kroft- maybe she’s got some Latin blood, I dunno- is beyond gorgeous, and during her pre-fuck interview, claims to have turned 18 “three days ago”, a line she’s probably been using since three days after her 15th birthday. She’s got star tattoos as well, so maybe she’s in the same cult as Ryan. She appears to be happiest when she’s got one dick in her ass, and another shoved in her mouth. “I want you to cum in my ass so bad!” she squeals. She gets her wish. All the cum they shoot in her seems to disappear, tho. Maybe it’s still in there. No matter. Even is she doesn’t do a lotta dripping here, she’s still a Superfox. I wanna to join her fan club. I’ll even run it for, you know, special privileges.

Porn appears to be a vast dumping ground for mixed-race models, because I really can’t figure out exactly what curvy (ok, plump) Lani Kaluha is- a little Hawaiian, for sure, but there’s something else stirring in the pot, too. Whatever she is, she’s got an amazing, double-wide ass, and it’s a real kick watching that thing shake, rattle, and roll. She shares a couple cocks with Phoenix Ray (the closest thing to an alcoholic soccer mom as a 21 year old porn starlet is gonna get) and, for a closer, Ray greedily sucks the just-squirted cum out of Lani’s pussy. Fun? Yep, and it certainly lives up to the film’s title- they’re never gonna get the stains outta that couch.

Blonde, collegiate looking Jamie Brooks just seems like a disappointment to her mama, really. She does extract a lot of gunk from her pussy at scene’s end, tho, so at least she adheres to the spirit of things.

Stephanie Tripp says she’s Latin. Well, Ok. I know this much- she’s got the hottest body and the sexiest face of the whole entire bunch, and she asks “Do you wanna cum in my ass?” about a hundred times. This chick rocks. By scene’s end, she’s squatting over the floor, straining her sphincter muscles, clenching her teeth, desperately trying to shoot something out of her perfectly shaped ass. The Stunt dick tries to help her with a buttock rub, but she pushes him away. “I can do it”, she says. If I didn’t know better, I’d think we made a wrong turn into someplace German. Thankfully, it’s just a load of sperm she finally shoots out of her tight brown asshole. Which she then eats. Viva!

Great tape, filled with hot chicks and loads of goo. Includes some funny/alarming ‘behind the scenes’ clips, and in the ‘boner footage’, a real time blowjob from Tracey Aceves, and an unexpected surprise for Phoenix Ray. “Dude, nobody ever came in my mouth before!” she says, right after spitting the offending fluid into an empty pack of Marlboro lights. So hey, let’s call this one an exclusive. I bet she’s using the stuff to spread on toast, by now.

-Sleazegrinder