Since I am in such a great mood, I thought I'd write a thank you letter to all the mommies of porn girls in the business.

I am so thankful to them that I just had to write.

Mommy, thank you for looking the other way when stepdad, dad, grandfather, uncle, boyfriend, and next door neighbor wanted to use your daughter as a sex toy. The cost of living is getting higher every day, and since this happened to you, mommy, you know it ain't that bad. It's just something a daughter needs to learn to get by. THANKS MOMMY!

Thank you, mommy, for going on The Jerry Springer Show and looking like you didn't have a clue, and getting the whole audience to yell at the missing male about being a pervert. You set it up nicely so all of America thought you were just busy being mommy. THANKS MOMMY!

Thank you, mommy, for telling your teen daughter that getting into porn straight out of high school is 'her decision'. It was a nice way of saying, 'see, it was her all along, she's just a whore, this daughter', and it worked. Heck, your daughter don't even know what you did. Nice job. THANKS MOMMY!

Once she's in the bizz, you made sure to tell her about how independent she is, and how proud you are that she can get her own place. You conveniently forgot to tell her that she would be moving every six months, her relationships and marriages will never last, and she probably won't be able to have kids when she gets out of the bizz. THANKS MOMMY!

Thanks, mommy, for leaving your husband because you had a fight with him and all your friends told you that marriage don't last and divorce is cool. You left a good impression on your trusting daughter. When the going gets tough, the tough leave. THANKS MOMMY!

Thanks, mommy, for allowing your underage teen daughter to perform sex acts for men while still in high school. She helped you put bread on the table, and pay the rent. You are a very good Pimp Mommy. Plus, you didn't even have to pay taxes on that shit! THANKS MOMMY!

Thanks, mommy, for being so jealous of your young daughters good looks, versus your fading ones, that you let her fuck herself up by doing all the things you knew were wrong! THANKS MOMMY!

Mommies can make wonderful pimps. All they have to do is look the other way, not stand up for what is right, and when their teen daughter goes into porn, they can blame everything on those horrible, horrible men. All 987 of them. Mommy had a lot of 'boyfriends'.

But most of all, thank you mommy for telling your teen daughter that money is the most important thing of all, and that working a day job won't pay for all their cosmetics and hair products. Working your way up in America is never a good idea because it takes too long. THANK YOU MOMMY!

I hope all the porn girls mommies come here to this discussion board to thank me for my loving letter.

Pimpin' Mommies everywhere can be proud knowing that someone out there truly appreciates what you have done to your little girls, and truly marvels at your skills.

THANKS MOMMY!

And thank you for being such a dumb ass. Why don't you go find some Mommy and reform her .

Hey, I was just being polite...what the heck?

All of California's Pimp Mommies are gonna get mad at you for mistreating me. You guys never thank them, and show them the love they deserve.

We need new holidays too.

National Pimp Mommy day would be a good start.

American Incest Appreciation Day would be a good follow up.

Someone needs to recognize all the hard work these people are putting in so all of us can jack off so happily!

W.T.F.?

You must be referring to Jewel DeNyles mom . She helps her daughter by peddling movies with her getting gangfucked . Thats very special and is definitely a suicide waiting to happen .

The mother of Jewel deserves a special day all to herself, then.

Jewel's mom deserves the 'Super Pimp Mommy' award, and her own day.

Maybe her mom can get a camera crew to shoot her suicide too?

Wouldn't that be cool?

I'm sure she tells Jewel about how proud she is that she makes all that money, which of course will go to help her when her mom's social security runs out.

Plus, with the money she gets from her kids suicide from the insurance company- if she makes it look like an accident- Super Pimp Mommy will even be able to go on a long, fancy cruise!

THANKS MOMMY!

We the very porn viewers of America, salute you for pimping out your lovely daughter!

Dads get too much credit.

It's very possible, but hasn't been proved, that the only way Jenna Jameson got her dad to allow her to strip in Vegas is because she blackmailed him cuz she was fucking him.

I wonder, if Jenna's mom hadn't died, do you guys think she would have been a 'Super Pimp Mommy'?

Just a thought.

THANKS MOMMY!