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#638232 - 06/05/16 08:40 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
backdoorman Offline
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So are several posters on here.
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#638234 - 06/05/16 08:50 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: windsock]
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Originally Posted By: windsock
But a stiffened penis is also perfect for the shape of a banner.


Don't make me post undnyc's cock wink

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#638235 - 06/05/16 10:44 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: windsock]
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Originally Posted By: windsock
"Gaped" buttholes are considered injured buttholes by the medicine establishment.


Insulted anuses!
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#638236 - 06/06/16 07:05 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: windsock]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Eyes are windows into the soul and the set of the human eyes is a perfect fit for the shape of a banner. So I propose a pair of eyes, heavily mascaraed/makedupped, widened, upsidedown, slimey with indeterminable fluids that can be narrowed down to the semen/saliva/phlegm catagories. This adheres to the no penis charter.


You are once again confusing human and whore. Eyes are not the window into whore souls, the gaped asshole is the window into a whore's soul. It is either dark and empty or full of shit.
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#638238 - 06/06/16 11:04 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Sometimes very red and angry too.
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#638254 - 06/06/16 06:54 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: backdoorman]
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#638256 - 06/06/16 06:56 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Dr. Bluecipher to the white courtesy telephone, Stat.
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#638257 - 06/06/16 08:41 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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relax, it's not your granny?
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#638265 - 06/06/16 10:18 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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It occurs to me that the aged ladies in pornography leave me with no impression but abject boredom and not of the disturbing/arousing electricity that good/awful pornography does horribly well. In a way I don't think it's possible to sexually degrade/humiliate old ladies in a way that is worth interest. Perhaps I feel about them how Jerkules feels about the younger pornography ladies, that they are less than human and soulless. And I have to admit part of me hates and is repulsed by and resentful of the aged and elderly.
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#638266 - 06/06/16 10:25 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Now I get it, okay. They are no longer attractive and they have no future to ruin. Simple. Please disregard the pointless and cretinous post above.
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#638279 - 06/07/16 09:53 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: faceblaster]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
relax, it's not your granny?


LOL!
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#638335 - 06/08/16 07:13 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: windsock]
backdoorman Offline
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Now I get it, okay. They are no longer attractive and they have no future to ruin. Simple. Please disregard the pointless and cretinous post above.


Two words: India Summer
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#641613 - 10/09/16 05:34 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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I see no titty banner, only a little blue box with a question mark. I see the banner with pills. Also get the little blue box under new releases.
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#641614 - 10/09/16 06:20 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Didja try clearing your cache? Anyone else getting this?
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#641619 - 10/09/16 10:44 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Not the banner, but the shartbox is gone if I use Internet Explorer. It's fine on Safari.
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#641653 - 10/10/16 06:32 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
backdoorman Offline
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I use chrome and it's still there. Never ever use explorer.
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#641654 - 10/10/16 06:35 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Yeah, I have no problem with chrome, either.
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#641656 - 10/10/16 06:50 AM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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The lack of toolbar flexibility/buttons on chrome pisses me off.
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#645145 - 04/18/17 08:22 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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I was logged off and my avatar lost.


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#645343 - 05/01/17 04:34 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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I don't see a banner anymore. Not that I care...
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#650624 - 05/19/18 06:56 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
I don't see a banner anymore. Not that I care...


Again. It worked for a long time.
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#650627 - 05/19/18 07:27 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Works fine for me, but I have been having some slow response time. Anyone else having either of these problems?
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#650629 - 05/19/18 07:34 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Works fine for me, but I have been having some slow response time. Anyone else having either of these problems?

I just get a box with a question mark in it. If I try to open the image on a new window, I get a message saying my browser can't connect to the server. This is the url for the image: http://s33.postimg.org/gl39hp9ov/new_banner_xpt.png
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#650631 - 05/19/18 07:38 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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I get full color banner of xpt & titties clicking that link.

Which browsers are you guys using again?
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#650632 - 05/19/18 07:38 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Safari on a Mac for me.
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#650637 - 05/19/18 08:19 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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^Ditto
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#650638 - 05/19/18 08:24 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Safari seems to be the only browser that has this problem. I'm 90% sure I don't have the permissions involved to fuck with this, and I'm 100% sure I Don't have the skills to do so even if I did. But I'll kick it upstairs (for all the good it will do).
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#650658 - 05/19/18 10:36 PM Re: I'm making a new banner [Re: gia jordan]
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Safari on IOS has the same problem. I wish it was Gia's tits with a starburst of pills around them like the flares of the sun but beggars can't be choosers.


Edited by adv0cad0 (05/19/18 10:38 PM)
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