To some of you I realize this is probably no biggie, but I live in Ohio and work in a factory. The nadir was watching pornography on my phone with a stripper after about a dozen Absolutes & Red Bulls. I was wired and the prose was purple bullshit coming out my mouth. I must have did good because she sybsequently gave me a handjob in the VIP room but only after I showed her I had a pocket full of wet naps from Circle K.

Four hundred bucks will get one laid ten times in Baltimore. Baltimore is a great city for whoring.

Baltimore was known for The Block before The Wire.

Nobody was selling booze last night and I ended up buy a mason jar full of cinnamon flavored moonshine from a black guy in Rite Aid parkinglot. Me and a whore got zonked on it. She pissed in my bed but I think it was because I pounded her too hard and caused some degree of trauma.