Why doesn't Gen Padova or Kami Andrews hand* out here no more?

*gang**

**hang

Bring some ladies in, Sock.

That's all I ever tried to do.

Gen pops in from time to time. I really miss Marley Mason. She also dropped off twitter from what I can determine. Used to talk to her often on there. Loved that gal.

I think a few got run off by the likes of Fiend. Overly aggressive/negative at the onset, before the porn slut could spread her wings.

^More than a few, though to hear the whiney gentleman tell it, it's the whores who oppressed him. What an insecure douche.

I don't trust a guy who doesn't treat a sex worker well. I spent a lousy six bucks for a dozen roses and took them to a lady and it made her day. She really showed me a great time. She was cute as a button with perfect tits and a bubble butt.

Chickenmaster was 10x worse.

^ I always thought that guy's schtick was more bored drunken canuck college kid hyperbole. The other fellow was a paranoid venal little person. Much more like Brandon than his countryman.

Be careful with this though. Never bring a requested item to a first time session. If it's a sting operation and the undercover has asked you to bring her something (a drink, condoms, snacks, etc) it is considered an act of further agreement and can add an additional charge to your arrest. It also makes it impossible to turn and walk away at the last moment. If you're holding the bottle of diet sprite she requested, it's hard to say you were just a stranger passing by and not the guy who has been texting her.

Chickenmaster was actually funny though, which makes all the difference.

No. He drove more performers off the board than anyone else. Funny or not, he was more the aggressor. You asked how many whores are left on the board. Not how they drove them away, or how much you chortled as you finished another bottle.

If you get caught in a sting, shut up snd hire an excellent lawyer. Andrew Alperstein is dollar for dollar one of Baltimore's best criminal defense lawyers.

Why not Maury Levy from "The Wire?"

Good one. BTW are you the ghost of Willie Don Schaefer?