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Could be a hit!

From what Ive heard, this show has been in the can for a while. They shopped it around for a long time, but I guess no one was interested or had the balls to put it on, so they ended up putting on a porn site. Some of the contestants starting doing other scenes before the show even came out, which kind of takes away from the amateur feel of the show. Anyway I like the concept, Ive had it bookmarked for a while, guess I'll actually start watching it now.

Just watched the first episode. Enjoyed it. The way its edited makes me think they intended for the episodes to be shorter. Dave masturbating all over the place was awesome. I used to do that same shit when I would throw parties at my house back in the day.

Sounds gay as a hamster up the ass. Are there any hot chicks?

The women judges are hot, Remy Lacroix, Lexi Belle and Tori Black with Asa Akira the 'host.'

I'm glad they kicked out that fat girl. I liked when Holly Randall was talking shit about all of her bruises.

Was it filmed long enough ago that Lexi Belle was thin?

Looks fine to me. She's adorable.

Some random thoughts after watching the first few episodes:

The David Caspian, public mastubator freak has some John Holmes like damage. Future star me thinks.

This took so long to come out Blair Williams has already become a pretty big star. She's only 5' 10" but looks like a giant compared to everyone else.

Sydney Gilmour is super hot, too bad about the OTT tats.

To call that one girl 'fat' suggests that Jason H hasn't hit it in RL for a long time, if ever. Not porn fit sure, but not fat for fuck's sake.

Holly Randall in episode two! Her comments are actually pretty interesting, best part so far.

With the dudes it is pretty obvious that getting hard and being able to pop are requirements and 90 percent of them can't do it. They vote off one freak with a big dick who can pop leaving the troll-like Colonel as the only competent male performer.

First episode is rough soundwise and in terms of editing but the production improves significantly in later episodes that I could have seen this being cable-ready. But having girls talk about how they like golden showers may have been too much even for Showtime.

She was fat relative to everyone else. Ugly too. Compare her to the other whores there, and she looks like someone the producers picked up out of the gutter as a fill in when someone else fell through. Her meltdown when she got booted from the house however, looked like the real deal, like something I'd see on efukt. Her look in general says she's destined to be a dogfart contract whore if such a thing exists.

Veronica Vain was a typical lying whore with an over inflated ego who claims to have left Wall Street to be a whore. Why do whores say this? Do they think that impresses people? It makes them think you're an idiot. Then she left the show because she said she had better offers. If $1 million is really on the table you don't have better offers in the porn world, especially when this thing will wrap in just a week or two. I liked how the other whores were glad to see her leave because they thought she was a cunt.

Allie Eve Knox could play Ivanka Trump should the need for such a video arise.

It's a shame they got rid of that freak so early on, but Kieran already told him he would shoot a scene with him.

That's awesome that the chinless Colonel is the only one who can perform.

The chick who got booted was far from fat, I wouldnt even call her chubby, just a little thick. But yeah she did break a pretty big rule continuing to do something the guy didnt like. I believe her when she said she didnt even realize she did anything wrong. Seemed to be in her own world. Dude could have been a little more vocal about his disgust. I gotta admit, I did not expect her to say "nigga" mid exit rant. I got a good laugh out of that.

Blair is my favorite. Her deepthroat skills are insane and her energy level is impressive. I like how drastically different the host chicks look from one episode to the next. Its obvious a decent amount of time passed trough the first few episodes. Adrian is my second favorite. Shes super hot. She just doesnt seem to have a lot of experience sexually but I give her credit for being honest about not having orgasms, etc. Seems like she reallys wants to try but just doesnt know how. A girl like that can be a lot of fun. You can often mold them into exactly what you want. She seemed to kind of shun a little bit by the other girls, which surprised me, I thought theyd be more into trying to teach her how to cum. Khaya is doing well, but I personally dont find her very attractive.

It will be interested to see if Hero can cum going forward. Thats not usually a 1 time problem, but I could be wrong. Ive been in several group scenes where guys couldnt cum. Ive seen a lot of fake cum. Im always surprised how acceptable fake cum is. Im sure in the case of this show there wont be any fake cum though.

That a bunch of the guys blamed the girls for not being able to get it up was pretty lame. Do they think they'll only be performing with women and in situations that turn them on? Being able to get it up under most conditions is part of the job, no?

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Actually most of the guys blamed themselves the way i remember, but no matter who is to blame I agree with you Claude, biggest part of the job. Porn producers and established male talent constantly talk about guys failing and thats why they use the same core group of guys.

I still wonder though, if some good male performers might have been edited out, or not given a chance from their good auditions. Guys failing makes for better tv and upholds their position that its so difficult to be male talent.

Exactly. These are the same guys who think their first scene will even be him alone with a girl. It's usually a blowbang with a new girl and 4 other guys.

Now that I know the show has guys competing and failing, I might just watch.

Even Holly said she was kind of busted and that she'd send her home if this were a real shoot and she looked like that. A few years ago, Gia would have said she looks like her pimp keeps her going with a diet of cigarettes and gas station junk food.

The colored boy was from Charleston, SC. Even in 2016, there are unspoken rules with regard to how much a colored can protest the unpleasant actions of the white missis. So I can't hold his reserved actions against him.

As of Episode 3, the only one who was able to stay hard and pop was 'The Colonel', a former contestant on Beauty and the Geek. It appears the girls don't want to fuck him, but realize he can perform better than the others and want to have a good scene to stay in the contest.

The clear female winner in my opinion is Blair Williams, she seems to exude sex, she could be another Annette Schwartz.

Ally Knox feels like she is an old whore watching the clock and the other ones are 'deer caught in the headlights' -- way out of their element.

The dudes -- even after probably watching countless hours of porn -- don't even understand basic porn positions to show the hard core action to the camera. They talk a mean game but the girls are pulling taffy trying to get their dicks hard.

Maybe some of them will get with it and will be able to perform decently in subsequent episodes. We shall see.

I would like this show a lot better if it had been produced by the guys behind efukt.

^^^^Agreed...well in theory...I dont know if they actually produce anything...or just find the best clips. I guess im weird in that I dont like seeing the guys fail, that shit makes me want to fast forward, but I do love seeing the girls break down...

I guess im alone on finding Dani attractive? I dont know about her personality, not saying shes wife material, but id sure in the fuck hit that shit.

The colored boy was from Charleston, SC. Even in 2016, there are unspoken rules with regard to how much a colored can protest the unpleasant actions of the white missis. So I can't hold his reserved actions against him.[/quote]

Not sure if you're joking or serious...but made me laugh either way. Cool to see them encouraging interracial right out of the gate on the show.

You can tell by looking at that girl, she'd willingly be the first to step up and do an IR scene.

In episode 4, the colored boy from SC can't get his dick hard with a woman he claims to be very attractive. His last failure he blamed on the female talent - not being his "type", now they pair him with someone his says he wants to fuck [sfx]slide whistle pitching down[/sfx]: floppy licorice. There was only a cameraman in the room, the judges where watching on monitors. Maybe he is a brother on the DL. The porn whores and female contestants all claim they are attracted to him, I guess it is true what they say about "reality" shows being scripted.

The remaining tattooed female mess should be managing a fair trade coffee house while constantly vaping on her Indica, not trying to be in porn.

Buddy Hollywood likes to talk shit like a bitchy queen, but can't seem to maintain an erection, which I believe is only the real job requirement of a mope (and not be too disgusting looking). Maybe he should fuck the gender he really wants and be doing gay porn. Buddy Hollywood sounds like a twink hustler name. [lisp]Hellllllo, I'm Buddy Hollywood and I want to suck your dickkkkkkkk! How much money you got cowboy?[/lisp].

The squirter could be in porn, but I looked at her twitter account and she claims she is not interested in shooting porn "at this time".

The other contestants didn't do any scenes in this episode. It appears they will be doing it in the next episode.

The more I see of Blair Williams, the more she reminds me of Annette Schwartz: the five-head, being tall, devouring cock last she hadn't eaten in a week. Get her drinking piss, doing DPs and eating ass and she could give Annette a run for her money.

As Holly said she had nice blue eyes and a baby face. I'd hit it in RL except for the clear damage. Crazy isn't worth it.

Episode 4 wasnt great but still enjoyed it. Surprised Keiran was so patient with Johnny. Thought it was funny how Khaya was saying she wasnt attracted to Donny and then he broke her off, had her squritin and toes curlin. Thought they wasted WAY too much time on the Adrian/Buddy angle. Not the type of content im watching this show for. That was really lame. Performers have no lists, some of them are legendary for how long they are. So trying to force them together was stupid to me. Im honestly surprised Adrian hasnt just quit yet. I liked her a lot before this episode. The fact that those two knew each other before the show is shitty though. Couldnt they find people that didnt know each other? Allie was really patient with Johnny, but was it because she likes him and is a nice person, or because she didnt want her scene to look bad? Maybe lil bit of both. Thanks for the 1up Claude.

The should have let them have their moments of drama and promptly booted both of them. He's clearly a fag, and you know from looking at the girl, she's got issues that go beyond those that bring her to porn. Her curb appeal is limited as is, and it seems to me that she'd be nothing but a headache most of the time.

WTF is wrong with the Colonel's chin?

I guess that's supposed to be the cliffhanger. The girl is just inexperienced and has been dating too many incompetent hipster douches like Mr. Hollywood.

She just needs to find a girlfriend or boyfriend who can eat pussy and she'll loosen right up. Give her her first orgasm and she'll love you 4evah.

But that's something she needs to deal with in RL, not in porn.

PS. The Colonel is real deal ugly. People who are just plain often get called ugly on TV, the internets, etc but this dude is the grade A ugly.

I just watched ep 5. If ep 6 is this bad, I wont watch anymore of this damn thing. They eliminated another good performer...which kind of buys in to my theory that they actually want to see the guys fail.

Yeah no freaks to laugh at anymore, just geeks. Who can't cum on camera.

They all turned on the colonel at the last minute. The one guy who could perform reliably. They should have gotten rid of any of those other 3 and kept him around.

New episode sucked. One guy used a plunger to fuck a whore, couldn't keep wood. They discovered the dead inside whore with the african earrings and orange Skrillex haircut has already been filmed by James Deen

I thought ep 6 was ok. Too short though. Adrian was the last girl I thought would have made porn previously. If James Deen cant make you cum, Im not sure of many other guys that could. She said shed never had an orgasm. Yeah plunger dude didnt cum and they still said he did a good job. Johnny and Blair seem to like to cuddle a lot.

Episode 7 was almost a half hour. The colored boy fucked the squirter. She "squirted" up a storm. Maybe she needs one of the expensive prescription drugs always being advertised on TV for overactive bladder. He kept his dick hard but no pop shot.

He considered it a successful scene. Isn't the whole point of a B/G (and the various permutations of that) a pop shot from every cock in the scene? Isn't that the mantra of the producers of why they hire the same twenty mopes for every porn scene is because most guys can't stay hard and pop?

The tattooed lisping queen couldn't keep it hard and needed to be fluffed off camera for a while by the talent and still could not make it work. Why doesn't this guy simply do gay sex and be done with it. But apparently somebody is willing to hire him in actual straight porn. I saw a trailer with him in it.

So the tattooed hot mess who was caught doing a scene with James Deen and the lisping queen got the boot today. I still feel that the five head is going to be the one left standing at the end.

Allie Knox -the one who had to fluff the lisping queen to semi-hardness- is on MyFreeCams and bitches if anyone brings up the Sex Factor in her room. "I shot that shit two years ago, it was so long ago". With thousands of models on the cam site, she should be happy for anything that brings people to her room.

Because she talks shit about the show tells me she gets the boot the next time and doesn't talk about it on Twitter at all. The five-head is all over twitter about the episodes.

The squirter complained on Twitter that the mope named Hero was too rough with her a bunch of times (probably off camera) and gave her some Irish sunglasses and she had to wear makeup to cover up the raccoon eyes. Something the show doesn't address.

When these guys can't pop on camera, why are busting nuts off camera? Wouldn't they be better served to leave one or two in the chamber so they have something to pop on camera? I am willing to bet the professional mopes - especially the older ones - don't bust a nut a day or so before a scene.

This ep wasnt bad. I was glad to see the James Deen girl get the boot. It looked they were gonna let her stay for at first. I mean, whats the point of having rules if people can do whatever they want. They have eliminated the best male performers, so I dont expect much from the remaining guys. Yeah looks like Buddy got his hands on some viagra, I see he has shot some scenes...and they are for Mindgeek owned companies. Im guessing Keiran had something to do with that. Pretty impressive companies to shoot for, for a new guy with erection/cum problems. Well, not what you know or can do but who you know right?

Episode 8 dropped today. They had pros fuck the contestants.

The colored boy was able to keep it hard and pop with the pro, some whore with an arm tattoo I have never heard of before. She called him handsome after the scene. There must be some requirement in the script that the women refer to him as handsome. I wonder if Tritone watches this show and is in heaven with a southern colored boy "fuckin' da white wimmiz".

Hero D Limpdick couldn't make it work with Dana DeArmond, he will probably get the ax next episode when they finish up the shooting with the pros. Dana is going to morph into Bea Arthur later in life. So an amateur may not be able make it work with her, but if someone wants to make a living at fucking, they should be able to fuck who ever they throw at them.

The five-head fucked some uncut foreigner and it was probably the best scene in the series so far. They have her talking about the scene with her tits out in a robe. You can see a gunt on her. She needs to get on the meth to keep that body toned. She will be in Lisa Sparxxxxxxxxxxxxx or later Missy Monroe territory if she doesn't watch it.

Two more episodes to go in this cycle. They claim they are going to do it again. But there has been a lot of controversy. They interviewed the creator Buddy Ruben on NIghtline clicky and when directly asked about the million dollar grand prize, he hedged about they will get some money and many career opportunities. Most of the contestants got no money.

The fivehead girl had better watch her McDonald's intake or else her future is IR and tranny 3 ways with C3X.

Dude couldn't get it up for Dana? Join the crowd.

I predicted that Hero would continue to have cum problems. Boner problems can be random and happen to the best of us, but Ive seen plenty of dudes who just dont hardly ever cum. Sometimes its genetic and sometimes its viagra or other ped's that kill cumshots. He should have been eliminated a long time ago IMO. I disagree about Dana, shes one of my all time favs...top 10, maybe even top 5. Even if you dont find her attractive, shes down for whatever is thrown at her and that has to stand for something.

No kidding Blair Williams wins, she is already a success and her weight seems under control, not that I mind some meat on a girl's bones myself.

I think they will have a mope winner also. Who will be left standing? The dopey dude or the colored boy?

Well Blair won...as she should have imho. The other girls werent even close. I still think the best 2 guys caspian and the colonel were eliminated. Its crazy to me that Buddy Hollywood is getting work and those 2 are not(that I know of). The colonel claims it was rigged and that their was sexual assault. https://twitter.com/TheColonelxxx

So "Hero" couldn't keep hard on set, and allegedly punched a porn whore named Khaya.

Unfortunately it sounds like a typical mope. All he has to do is live in a dumpster to go three for three.

On the website, they are teasing a second season for 2017. This feels like a failed Eddie Murphy movie that gets released two or three years later after it was filmed. Apparently it was shot in 2014 and they tried to shop it to Showtime without success.

From the original trailer there was a concept of Teams: Team Lexi, Team Tori, etc and the contestants would be on a team with advice from the pro leading the team. That never seemed to materialize. The editing seemed uneven, some episodes were like 16 minutes and others closer to 30. This feels like a first time production for a bunch of people who have never been part of producing a show before. The sex was never hot, even when they brought in the pros to fuck the contestants. It goes to show that you need an eye for directing, shooting and editing to make sex hot on camera. The executive producer was a civilian who supposedly worked in tech before launching this show. My guess is he directed the show also.

The squirter claims the limp dick mope named Hero (as mentioned before in this thread) beat her up and that the show covered it up. If she was being beat up, how come she didn't go to the police? Or at least shake down the producers for cash. As I linked before in this thread, ABC's Nightline interviewed a lot of them and that the one million dollar prize was bullshit. The squirter appears to be a big time marijuana consumer, so maybe she couldn't be bothered to stand up for herself.

Is he the same Colonel that posted on LIB? The fag-hater?

Spot on. His porn name: Hero D Protagonist, he is definitely a hipster doofus in disguise. All he lacks is the goofy beard, man bun, nose ring, stretched out ear lobes and shitty tattoos of sayings in Chinese or Hindi all over his body to be true to himself.

He is probably the spawn of a helicoptering single mother who was told his whole life that he was a special snowflake and when his dick didn't work, he threw a violent tantrum and because his mother spoiled him into thinking he was the center of the universe, he knew that was the correct response to the situation.

I think Buddy Queen is probably sucking a few dicks to get work in straight porn.

I thought that Colonel was the one from Midnight Prowl. The guy in the reality show is about 30 years younger than the guy from MP.

No, this Colonel kid is apparently from some reality show called the Beauty and the Geek.