You know those irritating tweets industry girls do asking you to vote for them for Twisty's Treat of the Month, etc.? I'm joining them and promise to be even more irritating. Not possible, you say? Yes. I. Can.

I offered my services to JM Productions to start production on European Bukkake, the successor to American Bukkake. Sadly, I was informed that my services were not needed. Which leaves me in the unenviable position of continued unemployment.

YOU can help change this by helping me become a Manyvids contract star. Vote early, vote often, and thank you for your support.

One click voting: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/brandon-iron/#brandon-iron

You've contracted a lot of diseases. You're a star.

Have you two ever done a scene together?

I have offered Gia to do some lingam worship on me but she has always refused. All will be made right with one click at my link above.

Uber? Lyft?

I am a user of public transportation.

Begorrah! Of course BI's shoes are Uber Lifts, fer fuck's sake. What kind of question is that?

LOLZ ^^^^

Gay top work?

No, you have to be attractive to do gay porn.

There is a certain Ed Powers quality to my work that appeals to some. I am the average man on the street who is interested in getting as much head as possible. It has been a good run for nearly 2 decades and I'd like to take one more shot at being a contract star.

Be the change you want to see in the world. Vote for me today or heart my profile, dear friends and Readers: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

Gays don't want to see average.

Thank God that 90% of people are straight then.
Thank you for your continued support.

If you go back and look at Brandon's early work for the likes of Rob Black you will see that he very much enjoyed the indulgences he was afforded to portray a "character". He has toned it down somewhat since then, having discovered a business model of sorts.

Slap Happy was revolutionary. Brandon should bring it back. Anyone know where the doc on youtube went btw?

If I hear you correctly, you are interested in organising a XXXPT Crowdfunding thing to help me. THANK YOU! I'm on board!

My only business model was "buy low, sell high." Unfortunately, I misunderstood the concept when consulting with my bong. The sad truth is that after spending most of the last 2 decades in porn, I'm trailing teenage cam girls in the Manyvids contest. How did it come to this?

My resume is lacking, too. It's my name followed by "I can do stuff," yet I have not found steady employment in years.

Vote early, vote often, and help me break this seemingly endless string of catastrophic failures: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

Tell these Millennials that they are NOT the future of porn and that middle-aged men are who people want to see.