You know what, I'm sorry guys. I realize now that freemarket are the only way. Low taxes and limited government are right. The blacks and Muslims are taking advantage of the system and cops lives matter. Rush Limbaugh and my dad were right. America is the shining beacon on the hill. I am truly sorry.

Yer dad didn't beat you enough.

So what. No one here cares what you think or feel.

He was a good man, God rest his soul. I knew every smack was filled with righteous love. He warned me about the kikes and the niggerlovers and faggots. I've strayed.

The thing is there are nuggets of truth in your beliefs. You just turn them into big old piles of horse manure. Try not to buy into the libtard lunacy whole hog and maybe realize it's government in general spreading the shit from both sides. Free market works fine up to the point of the greed taking over and the greedy using political influence to get moar moar moar. That doesn't make the free market the enemy. Just the greedy cocksuckers. Sorry if you were abused. I had some things happen to me early on but I always told myself it wasn't me it was the fucked up in the head assholes that did it that was to blame. I gave up the need for vengeance long ago. Karma works wonders.
At one time America truly was the shining beacon. Politicians have shit all over the light and the American people have become cattle eating that shit up. People are stupid as fuck.

Now having said all that I realize you are being tongue in cheek and your usual smart assed self so fuck you and have a nice day.

April fools!

Hehehehe

In my time zone he was about 9 minutes into April 2nd so he's the fool.

Obviously no one took him seriously so ...... FAIL.

As the Hebrews say: What makes tonight differ from all others?

I was taken in by this completely because it perfectly mimicked the trajectory and depth of an actual conversion of this sort. Well done.