.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614158 Posts

Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >
Topic Options
#634387 - 03/19/16 06:48 AM The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016)
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) (Monster Pictures)
For more info: http://monsterpictures.com.au/shop/last-days-of-joe-blow/



Attachments
cache_450_636_1_100_80_15066851_LAST_DAYS_OF_JOE_BLOW_DVD_RATED_WEB_PACKSHOT copy.jpg (569 downloads)


Top
#634410 - 03/19/16 12:15 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
The guy who helped Donkey access AIM's data and copied 2257s from BI's apartment while he lived there to support wikipornleaks? Fuck that dude and all who aid him. Another fake-ass, self-serving delusional narcissist. Too bad Steve Driver didn't spear him and all the wiki-assisters instead of that random mope.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634426 - 03/19/16 05:35 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
2 chicks? Is that a sausage fest or what?
_________________________
I may not know arse but I know what I like !

Top
#634433 - 03/19/16 10:42 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
The guy who helped Donkey access AIM's data and copied 2257s from BI's apartment while he lived there to support wikipornleaks?


I've never heard that before (copying my 2257s).

Top
#634434 - 03/19/16 10:56 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
might be a fuzzy memory, but my point stands.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634436 - 03/20/16 01:54 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
My understanding is that Joe was asked by Donny for help with a Paypal account. At the time, he didn't know what was behind it. Donny was producing content for clients, running a studio, and managing some girls.
Joe has never told me he hacked AIM's database or copied my 2257s. The full talent database was available to anyone with a password, too. Producers could check on any talent's status.
I knew Joe Blow for years. We shot in LA, Montreal, Prague, and Budapest. He enjoyed doing scenes and had fun. He didn't have any chips on his shoulder that I knew of.
People are entitled to their own opinions but I had no problem with him.

Top
#634437 - 03/20/16 02:44 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
He wrote an open apology to the industry admitting his guilt. Are you sure you're not Swiss?
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634438 - 03/20/16 05:14 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
It would be more helpful to post the apology and it would help clarify things. Like you, I met hundreds of people in the industry. I did not keep tabs on every letter, post, and email from each one.

Top
#634439 - 03/20/16 05:28 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Are you sure you're not Swiss?


Well, his story's cheesy and full of holes...

Top
#634440 - 03/20/16 05:48 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I think a lot of people just take things at face value. Joe did good scenes. The girls liked him. He had no ego, showed up on time, and was easygoing. I knew his uncle was in Reservoir Dogs.
That's as complicated as it got for me.

Top
#634442 - 03/20/16 06:28 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Are you sure you're not Swiss?


If Brandon was Swiss Orson Welles would have had to rewrite the Ferris wheel scene in The Third Man.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#634452 - 03/20/16 11:29 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: the unknown pervert]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
site keeps deleting my reply. Google joe blow WPL Tierney and you will find it


Edited by faceblaster (03/20/16 11:33 AM)
Edit Reason: site keeps dropping my post
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634453 - 03/20/16 11:39 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
I always liked Joe and worked along side him many times and never suspected his duplicity. He later admitted to funding and assisting Donkey and I always noticed that Joe and Brandon were the only two people from the entire AIM database that didn't get a WPL page.
You say "as complicated as it gets for me" and that you take things at face value and that's why I went for the Swiss joke. (maybe complicit would have been a better word choice?)
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634456 - 03/20/16 12:09 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
This is how obscure it must be....


Your point remains the same but so does mine. Porn, for me, is about getting as many blowjobs from as many girls as possible. I'm not interested in fucking with their real names, families, agents, friends, etc. When you imply that I was somehow complicit in their actions, I take exception to that.


Attachments
Screen Shot 2016-03-20 at 19.09.00.png (392 downloads)


Top
#634457 - 03/20/16 12:17 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
As for not having a Pornwikileaks page, here is what is what I found:


I haven't suffered any job loss or family issues because of PWL but I can see how it would mess with people. Not my kind of party and there are zero blowjobs in those sort of shenanigans. When all that was going down, I was living in Canada and trying to keep 3 websites updated along with one dvd release per month.


Attachments
Screen Shot 2016-03-20 at 19.18.49.png (391 downloads)


Top
#634458 - 03/20/16 12:42 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
http://pvvonline.com/pvv/pvv-pornwikileaks-com/#.Vu7_h4-cHIV

Interesting, the links and paste show in preview but not in the post. Curious



Attachments
Screenshot (3).png (343 downloads)



Edited by faceblaster (03/20/16 01:32 PM)
Edit Reason: screenshot added
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634460 - 03/20/16 12:48 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Read your wiki and any other person's wiki and then tell me you were neutral. During that time is exactly when Joe was living in your place and financing Donkey. Take exception all you want, the facts remain.


_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634470 - 03/20/16 03:58 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I read my wiki and give zero fucks about it. I didn't write it. I had no input to it. I never had any arguments with Donny Long. I hired his girls and shot at his studio a few times. He did one scene with Faye Runaway for me. His studio was available when others were not (i.e.: Remmet Studios or the place in Van Nuys where American Bukakke shoots were held). Donny's studio was less expensive than others, too, which I appreciated.
I was denied entry to the United States in July 2009 and was busy shitting my pants for the next few years. I don't recall exact dates but Joe Blow and other friends helped out by looking after my place from July 2009 until September 2012.
Think what you want to think. I had nothing to do with PWL and I'm not responsible for anyone's actions but my own.
For the record, I also knew Martin Del Toro when he allegedly scammed thousands from Red Light District video. That doesn't mean I took part in that, too. Or does it? By your logic, I am guilty by association.
Manitowoc County needs people like you to work in their Sheriff's Department.
https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/manitowoc

Top
#634471 - 03/20/16 04:48 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
. I never had any arguments with Donny Long. ... I don't recall ... I'm not responsible for anyone's actions but my own.


Even still? To this date you still have no argument with Donkey?

Bottom line is Joe Blow turned out to be a lying rat and here you are praising him and defending him despite his own admission of guilt. You're even helping to promote his revisionist documentary. Weak.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634480 - 03/21/16 12:50 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
There have been a lot more people who have harmed the industry in general and my business specifically more than Donny Long. I have only so much hate in me and the older I get, the more I try to conserve it.
Breaking news! I don't hate James Deen because the industry winds are blowing against him. I don't hate Mr. Marcus because of his test incident. I also don't despise KONY 2012, Martin Shkreli, Kim Davis, Rachel Dolezal, or that dentist who killed Cecil the lion. People live with the decisions they make and jumping on so many bandwagons is exhausting.
If you'll excuse me, I have to write a letter to TIME magazine for making Adolf Hitler their Person of the Year in 1938. How dare they! I'm outraged!!

P.S. I just found out some guy named Schindler kept a list around the same time as this Hitler guy, too. He was the Donny Long of his day, publishing REAL names. Some people are praising him but I know better because I read the internet and don't have to think for myself.


Attachments
TimeCover1938.jpg (286 downloads)


Top
#634482 - 03/21/16 06:37 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
You're still a piece of shit though, right?
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

Top
#634484 - 03/21/16 08:44 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
No, but I think you can see a tiny morsel around Isabella's anal crater in "Assfucked Isabella Eats Cum"(camera by Jake Malone) --> https://www.manyvids.com/Video/168718/Assfucked-Isabella-Eats-Cum/


Attachments
Isabella gape screen shot.png (386 downloads)


Top
#634490 - 03/21/16 11:10 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Of course you hold no ill-will towards Donkey and the atrocity he created. You are the German on the hillside, watching the Nazis mow down your neighbors and smiling like the town idiot, secretly happy to have someone else do your evil deeds.
Interesting you chose the WW2 analogy, it fits your role in this well.

You and Blow are the only two who did not have wpl expose your personal info, yet you continue to deny your obvious involvement or explain this odd omission.
Keep dodging and joking and avoiding the question. Just like every other instance on here with you.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634491 - 03/21/16 11:45 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
1. I have no interest in seeing anyone in the business have their names/families/work exposed. I don't support pornwikileaks and I'm an adult who can choose to visit any other website, which is what I do!
2. The things that trigger your anger (it seems there are many) are not the same as mine. I'm sure we don't share the same sense of outrage if we both happen to see a pirated update that cost me $10K to produce.
3. My real name is on wikipedia. I'm not hiding it from anyone so it's not as if I'm under some secret veil of protection. Wikipedia might even be seen by more people than PWL.
4. You act as if asking the same question in different ways will change answers. I've already said multiple times that I've had no involvement in PWL. None. Nada. Zero. Waste as much time looking for some smoking gun. It's not out there. When you're ready to be a man and apologise, there'll be plenty of room below.

Top
#634492 - 03/21/16 12:32 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
You knew at the time and remained silent while the industry worked to expose Donkey and Joe as the culprits. You continue to support and promote these criminals to this day.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634493 - 03/21/16 01:10 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box


Oh, what the hell. I am saying the same things to you that I said to Sean back in 2011. You'd think that someone, somewhere would CSI their way to something...fuck, ANYTHING, but no. Nothing. 5 years down the road and no apology. What kind of assholery is that? Surely, you'll be more reasonable and not wait until 2021 to either put up or shut up. I don't care which. Just pick one.


Not sure how I "support and promote" Donny Long to this day. Please explain.
Posting a link to the doc on Joe Blow is interesting to me because: 1. I like when people move on in their life; and 2. I gave permission for the filmmakers to use footage from HOOKERS AND BLOW. I'd be curious to see if any was used. Sorry, but that's as deep as it goes for me.


Attachments
Screen Shot 2016-03-21 at 20.14.09.png (360 downloads)


Top
#634494 - 03/21/16 01:43 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Shultz knew everything. He was just lying to avoid blame and responsibility. Fits better than you planned



before I get too deep? Yes, what you are is what you are.


.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634495 - 03/21/16 02:11 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
What I am is innocent of any involvement in PWL. You're the one pointing fingers so it's up to you to put up or shut up. Find whatever satisfies you and in the absence of that....well, let's give you as much time as you need. Clock is ticking, counsellor.



Attachments
denio030410.jpg (4 downloads)


Top
#634499 - 03/21/16 03:44 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Hilarious. Max Cady was the murderer! You have now twice in a row selected guilty characters to represent yourself. Shultz and Cady. Classic shit Freud would have loved.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634500 - 03/21/16 04:30 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
....and the movie is called CAPE FEAR, so I must be afraid of all the nonexistent proof you are going to produce. When, exactly? How long do I have to cling to the bottom of this car you are driving aimlessly around XXXPT?


I'm trying to be like Cady, trying to "forgive them for they know not what they do." See you on the river!

Top
#634501 - 03/21/16 06:46 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
....and the movie is called CAPE FEAR, so I must be afraid of all the nonexistent proof you are going to produce. When, exactly? How long do I have to cling to the bottom of this car you are driving aimlessly around XXXPT?


I'm trying to be like Cady, trying to "forgive them for they know not what they do." See you on the river!


Still hilarious! I might have gone with The Wrong Man, or Double Jeopardy, or Green Mile, or The Fugitive, or To Kill a Mockingbird, or even Shawshank.

Who do you identify with? A pedophile rapist! I wouldn't have made that choice in a million years.
Oh, and it's a bus I threw you under, not a car.

Joe Blow still turned out to be a scumbag rat and having his four year old movie re-released is nothing to celebrate.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634505 - 03/21/16 07:22 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
That scene where DeNiro was fixin to rape Juliette Lewis in front of Jessica Lange was clearly a formative experience for Brandon and profoundly influenced his subsequent ouevre.
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

Top
#634529 - 03/22/16 03:52 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Note to Monster Pictures: I am available to begin principal photography on "The Last Days of Brandon Iron," if needed.

Top
#634538 - 03/22/16 09:12 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Richard Hungwell Offline
Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
Let it go Retard..

You have failed in every way in this thread..

I can't believe you posted that asshole picture..What a fucking idiot. frown
_________________________
100 Cigarettes

King Richard

Top
#634545 - 03/23/16 03:10 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Yes, I keep failing. Failing to get to the #1 Studio ranking on Manyvids. Be honest, were you the guy who bought 16 clips yesterday and donated $10 to my Face Fuck Fund?



Show some love and heart my profile, please: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/


Attachments
Screen Shot 2016-03-23 at 10.08.18.png (219 downloads)


Top
#634547 - 03/23/16 05:10 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Brandon, why should people choose you over...say... FatManFuck?
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Top
#634548 - 03/23/16 05:35 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Well, I'm more of a HuskyManGettingSucked for starters. He is an out-of-shape, fat, aging, bald man with glasses who enjoys the company of young women.

I don't wear glasses.

Top
#634550 - 03/23/16 07:54 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson. So I get the appeal of FatFuckMan.
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

Top
#634553 - 03/23/16 08:34 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
For me, the memories that stand out from attending American Bukkake shoots were:
1. Watching Amy Emerson eat the cum omelette for American Gokkun 8.
2. Sitting in the car next to Hilary Scott when she got the call to do the bukkake and hearing her say, "Yes" disturbingly fast, as if she didn't have to think about it or ask the rate of pay.
3. The dog collar worn by Sabrina Jayde.
4. Having a crush on Flick Shagwell. I can't recall if she was doing make up at that time, but she was untouchable to mere mortals.
5. Hearing Liliana Moreno's high heels click down the stairs at the start.

I have repeatedly asked to helm the next great instalment of American Bukkake. Still holding out hope that I will get the nod someday.

Top
#634555 - 03/23/16 09:06 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1. And remember that weird old guy Ami Emerson brought who was just standing around off-stage watching? He was her landlord! I guess he really needed that rent money? And he was on crutches but not to be confused with the Bukkake boy regular in the scene who was on crutches.

2. The Great Bukkake Robbery of 08. Also the Ami Emerson scene.

3. Hearing one of the Bukkake boys chat up porn girl Beverly Hills, and small world...he went to high school with her mom.

4. The Bukkake boys who carpooled. Seriously, how broke is that?

5. Dave Hardman in the bts (Deena Daniels, I think) sitting on a broken toilet discussing his alien/area51 conspiracies.

6. Brooke Scott in a moment of reality/shame spiral sets in, and Jim Lane advises her "It's ok. Just go to your happy place." Tears flood as she cries, "I don't have a happy place!" Later, she pukes in a garbage can.

7. Both Chelsea Rae's and Keeani Kai's husbands on set who not only watched, but had a test and went last in line to collect some extra Bukkake money. Later, I took a couples shot of the four of them like a prom pic.

8. The Bukkake boy waiting area outside I called The Bukkake Corale where they had huge plastic garbage cans filled with complimentary generic soda.

9. Jim Lane. Jim Lane. Jim Lane! The best raconteur in the business and always had and made the best stories. Best person to work for/with ever. Truly one of a kind and unlimited energy and creativity for someone so prolific. Tells it like it is, jaded, but not bitter. A straight shooter with a true passion for what he does and the fucked up unpredictability of porn's denizens.

Top
#634558 - 03/23/16 11:07 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I'm horrified that 'American Bukkake' makes you both wax nostalgic with such depth of feeling and at great length.
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

Top
#634559 - 03/23/16 11:32 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: windsock]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: windsock
I'm horrified that 'American Bukkake' makes you both wax nostalgic with such depth of feeling and at great length.


Thank you.

Top
#634560 - 03/23/16 11:39 AM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: windsock]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
1) The great Tone Capone "you don't see a six foot nekid Crip standing right behind you, motherfucker" fight.
2) Elbowing Sasha Gabor out of the way to be the first load dropped over and over to the point that he began to counter-manuever
3) Pointing out to that asshat Thrust that any homeless guy could walk in off the street and drop a load on Jamie Elle back in the downtown LA location. His reply: well, they wouldn't get paid because I wouldn't have their paperwork.
4) The Ryan Knoxx nipple tug, face scrunch, frantic jerk.
5) Seeing those fucking guys in sandals or barefoot at the load line.
6) Ralph! Fucking loved Ralph.
7) Molly Roam, Mia D'Amore, Dynamite, and a few others who were just too good.thanks
8) Catching random homo dudes pecker-checking during the long tease pre-game
9) Hanging out with other mopes like Sledge and Kyle Stone and a few other guys who were into various non-porno things. The rest of the guys were either tards or only wanted to talk about finding other porn work.
10) Jim Lane and his main camera man,(the tall thin guy) Those other crew guys were all complete assholes, especially the fat guy with the lisp.
11) Jesus. Best Bukkake mope ever.
12) Jerking to Ashley Blue and ignoring the intended victim, much to the annoyance of Ashley.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634562 - 03/23/16 01:56 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
How many instances of "friendly fire?"

Top
#634563 - 03/23/16 02:57 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Bukkake boy carpool... There must be some crazy shop talk in that vehicle.

"What do you visualize before coming in for the pop?"
"Will breakfast be served?"
_________________________
-------------------
Mild Mannered Minion
-------------------
I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis

Top
#634565 - 03/23/16 04:54 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: gia jordan]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: gia jordan


8. The Bukkake boy waiting area outside I called The Bukkake Corale ...


wonderful jondra at play. Did you mean a corral for steers, or an ensemble of choir singers?(corale) Both bring up excellent mental images.
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#634566 - 03/23/16 04:56 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1131
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
"Bukkake Boy Carpool", that is the name of my new emo band. Wait for the first music video.
_________________________
"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People

Top
#634569 - 03/23/16 05:38 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: gia jordan


8. The Bukkake boy waiting area outside I called The Bukkake Corale ...


wonderful jondra at play. Did you mean a corral for steers, or an ensemble of choir singers?(corale) Both bring up excellent mental images.


Corral. As in the That's Not Ok Corral wink

Top
#634570 - 03/23/16 05:39 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: faceblaster]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
12) Jerking to Ashley Blue and ignoring the intended victim, much to the annoyance of Ashley.
There's a video of that on efukt.

Top
#634571 - 03/23/16 05:54 PM Re: The Last Days of Joe Blow (2016) [Re: Willie D]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
12) Jerking to Ashley Blue and ignoring the intended victim, much to the annoyance of Ashley.
There's a video of that on efukt.


link that shit! (as if..)

I just watched all the bukkake clips on efukt. Hilarious. That Tone Capone fight is not the one I witnessed. Mine was just shoving and shit talk. The one on Efukt has a full on fight.
The Missy Monroe eargasm is great too. But the funniest by far is the montage with the sad emo music. start at 4 mins in
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 256 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod