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#634514 - 03/22/16 08:34 AM 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help.
windsock Offline
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On pornography clip sites there are a series of clips which are comprised of a compilation of scenes wherein girls faces are ejaculated upon ("cumpilations" they are often called, which OED has not yet recognized even though its root origins are logical and clear). The audio overlayed is a horrendous and insipid piece of lite jazz/rock titled 'Get Your Swag On'. The reason I know this is because astoundingly the music is always credited in the clip description. I need this explained to me. What is this about? And why? Why?
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#634515 - 03/22/16 08:41 AM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
windsock Offline
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Also, is their anyone who enjoys music of anykind on these clips. I really don't like it and want to hear audio of the sexual event. I'm particularly fond when the women get annoyed by the males' overly dramatic ecstatic groans. Lexington Steele overdoes this, Brian Surewood gets it exactly right. Brandon Iron is beneath comment and the way his semen dribbles out weakly makes me worried he may have prostate issues.
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#634520 - 03/22/16 02:09 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
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I dribble because my thick loads have to be rolled out of my penis not unlike the last bits of toothpaste. Gloopy. Thick. White. Not my body's endomorphic shape. I'm talking about my jizz.


Fans of my drivel can pay nothing here. Fans of my dribble pay through the nose here:



Show some love and heart my profile: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/


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#634521 - 03/22/16 02:21 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
windsock Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron



She's cute.
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#634528 - 03/22/16 03:49 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
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Her cheeks are not bruised. It's the kind of makeup job done for a midnight shoot.
She is not asleep. Like I said, it was a midnight shoot. She may, at worst, be yawning.

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#634543 - 03/23/16 01:07 AM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
gia jordan Offline
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Why don't you Shazam while you're masturbating?

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#634544 - 03/23/16 01:09 AM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Also, is their anyone who enjoys music of anykind on these clips. I really don't like it and want to hear audio of the sexual event. I'm particularly fond when the women get annoyed by the males' overly dramatic ecstatic groans. Lexington Steele overdoes this, Brian Surewood gets it exactly right. Brandon Iron is beneath comment and the way his semen dribbles out weakly makes me worried he may have prostate issues.


More likely dehydration. Drink more water, Brandon. Preferably from Flint, Michigan.

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#634741 - 03/26/16 01:48 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help. [Re: windsock]
whattaburger Offline
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Registered: 02/24/16
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Originally Posted By: windsock
compilation of scenes [...] the audio overlayed [...] horrendous and insipid [...] What is this about? And why? Why?


I just saw a high-res compilation with digital zooms and beat-synched ball draining over David Guetta's 'Titanium.' The amount of effort and CPU it would take to render such a large video (at least 2-3 hours on a pro workstation) makes it likely this person works in post-production and genuinely enjoys this kind of music. If he legitimately beats off with David Guetta, the candidate pool must include Paul Oakenfold. This could be my third incredulous letter to Oakenfold just this week.

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#634742 - 03/26/16 01:52 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help [Re: whattaburger]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: whattaburger
j'accuse


Wrong Thread.

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#634743 - 03/26/16 01:56 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help [Re: ]
whattaburger Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: whattaburger
j'accuse


Wrong Thread.


thank you..

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#634769 - 03/26/16 09:36 PM Re: 'Get Your Swag On'? Please help [Re: windsock]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
I assumed that the person who placed this piece of music over several of these cumpilations as the sole audio liked it, probably even loves it. I just wondered how the clips came to be available as they are. I'm not computer or internet very literate even though it is my era, but I do know that the way this sort of thing happens usyally involves many people most of who don't know eachother or necessarily share motives. I'm simple minded so I envision one person, an artist really, spending hours collated all this pornography and probably a sweaty middle to late middleaged male and maybe a senior fellow, and then compulsively laying overtop of all the imagery this one objectively extremely piece of music in an expression of "This is who I am, this is what I love, this arouses me more than words can say". But I realize it is probably much complicated and convoluted than that.
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