I am sad to report that Club Sesso has now closed. Gangbangs are the new normal now and this is a gaping hole that begs to be filled. Rumor has it that a new Club Sesso Gangbang club will soon open in Chicago.

story was it wasn't hipster enough

Gangbangs have become so gentrified now.

Hi Brandonna. Where have you been hiding you alias Rommell all these years? Maybe the herpes is making you schitzo.

Somewhere floating around I've got a mass emailing from the guy who ran it scolding folks for not dressing up his standards. The main takeaway I got from it was that jeans were OK as long as they cost at least $300

Why would Brandon Iron be me? Brandon Iron is simply the aristocrat of pornography. He is the elite. One hundred years from now when the history of porn is told in every grade school history book, Brandon will be noted as the supreme leader and innovator. Everyone else simply stole his ideas. Brandon is the Steve Jobs of porn with a larger iron cock that women adore.

You mean Brandon's genes are only worth $300.

In Confederate currency. Maybe.