me and my buds were just sitting around drinking brew one weekend, talkin shit about all the drunk sluts at the club last night- with no payoff, brah, and i just got this facconable shirt PRESSED, no shit- and i'm like 'yeah man, we love pussy, i just got my tax return, let's get some fresh young hoes in here that love to fuck. we'll call them actresses. maybe we could fuck them in a bus or a van or something.' next week, skylar put an ad in the newspaper and soon as you know it fuckin JERSEY JAXIN calls, man. we're set with free pussy for life. i'm never going back to technical school, fuck that i'm a fuckin webmaster