RIP

Did he leave a will? I'd love to know how much money he saved compulsively spending money on ways to be cheap.

I'm sure the executor of his estate will find:
1. several sheets of counterfeit KFC coupons;
2. three tranny conversion kits (not for cars or trucks);
3. guide to an underground Moscow dungeon/club specializing in enema play;
4. 20 unopened enema kits;
5. handful of jump drives holding about 64gb of high res images of unclean buttholes.

I'm sure he has Natalie Holloway's corpse under the floorboards, too.

C3X was left Alex's 1000 slides of trannies.

Who wants dibs on his Leggos? They are pre bagged for eBay sale.

I want his cufflinks.

The boxes of off brand cologne should go to Barry, so he can try to cover up the smell of weed and pussy that is always on him.

Tritone wants dibs on the fugazi KFC coupons and tubs of Kool Aid.

But I like smelling of weed and pussy. Colognes and perfumes give me a headache.

Give me directions and I will go take a Dump on it..!

Alright then. You can get his video games.

I think JB would probably want the plans for the Enema Chamber and Enema Tank.

What the fuck else did he collect? Was there a bunch of Faux Rolex watches? It has been a long time since he posted pics of his collections and stash of cash. I think he was doing that when I first started posting.

Jigaloo should get Panzer's camera equipment along w/ GreedyJew & TheShitIEat. I'll take DirtyButthole and keep it up to date.

Speaking of which, this may be the cleanest anus I ever seen:

^ Someone went to town with bleach and a toothbrush.

Panzer's cologne would give aspirin a headache.




I just want to see the deed to that "tiny island" he was going to build all that on. I'll bet that it's as fugazi as those KFC coupons, that he spent a week's lunch money on it when he fled Chernobyl, and that it was this traumatic introduction to capitalism what made him the financial titan he is today. Bonus if it's actually the deed to Rikers Island.






Flies, from all that cologne.






The camera equipment and each of his hard drives should be shipped down to Quantico so the FBI lab can close out a few cases.

Eh, closest Panzer ever came to hurting anyone is probably jammin one of them sausage fingers in a tranny w/o enough lube on it.

Probably blew it all on Asian trannys. There's probably an upcharge to take photos fingering them.

No one wants to claim the tranny dvd collection? We'll have the executor mail it to C3X and Cocksmoker so they can share and have a moment.

I call dibbs on his Jew Gold.

QOTD. Too lazy to put it there, tho. It's the thought that counts.

I already know I'm dumb, and wrescked, but did this fool really die and if so, is that really his picture and also if so, why hasn't moblem posted about it?

ramble on

He was banned.

That is his face.

Without knowing any facts, like a typical person I shall judge away anyway. Banning is ghey for the most part. Unless he did something involving kids, or kids. If so, fuck him.

Regardless, not sure how I feel about posting his face up here. In fact, I don't think I'm for it, not that my opinion should have a fuck given about it. Even if he's posted it in the past, just seems like there is no need.

I'm rambling on

In the Funny Pics thread in AWOP, he posted a pics of some lil girls at a beach, with a guy standing in front of them, and some other kid's arm made it look like the guy had his dick out.

Smokezilla, the ban came from above all us mod's pay grades due to a complaint from below our pay grade. I hear some rumblings about wanting to bring him back but speaking for myself, the ship has sailed. I don't care to even make the argument on panzer's behalf. It's likely he doesn't care, himself.

I snitched Panzer out. It felt good. It felt righteous. I don't regret it at all.

Bring him back with limited privileges. I've always had his back even when he thought I didn't. He's harmless compared to some others.

I respectfully disagree. Panzer is a ticking time bomb. Would you let him babysit your kids?

Thats neither here nor there and hes been ticking for years.

That ticking is from the very cheap knock off Rolex he wears. One of the 10x he bought for USD 54.44 + free shipping from Alibaba.

Lol

You know he has a stash somewhere in his cave

I wouldn't let most any of you fuckers babysit my son, and he's been deceased for a couple years now. What's that got to do with Panzer?

However, posting pics of kids in any way shape or form, even innocently, on this board, is a nono

I agree. It should be but others have done it. I'm not saying his pee pee shouldn't have soundly whacked. But banned? And yes hes a repeat offender. I doubt he has much retention and never will. Having said that he was a colorful [and aggravating at times] poster. Does this board really need to eliminate posters? I mean , hell , look at the rest of us. lol

Bring back Panzer!!!

I'm going to place a little faux headstone with Panzer's name in my backyard and on Halloween, as the clock strikes twelve, and with my black cat standing as witness, I will piss on his grave until I can no more (consumption of beer and sparking wine will precede the ceremony).

Eat some asparagus that night, too.