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#617200 - 09/06/14 12:55 AM
NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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My Jets are going to suck, but my fantasy team has a chance.
New league this year, I'm running it. $100 buy in and $25 towards transactions. Pay out is by percent of $$ taken in, 60/30/10. 12 team PPR league. Big changes in the scoring. No screwy special scoring for TE, which over valued them in the last league and no bonus points for length of TD.
I picked #10 in the first round. #'s after players is the round I picked em
QB Drew Brees 1 RB Chris Johnson 5 RB Rashad Jennings 6 WR Brandon Marshall 2 WR Wes Welker 3 TE Jason Witten 4 Flex Jeremy Maclin 7 K Justin Tucker 11 Def Bengals 9
Bench QB Josh McCown Waivers RB Pierre Thomas 10 RB Danny Woodhead 14 WR Sammy Watkins 8 WR Kenny Britt 13 TE Ladarius Green 12
I took Schaub in the last round of the draft, then dumped him when he wasn't the starter.
I went heavy on reception guys. Was happy as hell to get 70reception RBs in Rnds 10 & 14.
Friggin Welker got concussed and suspended. I'm taking a flyer on Watkins and starting him at Flex this week. My thoughts on grabbing him and Britt were that they would be the top targets on teams playing from behind, so they would get catches and yards.
I considered picking up Josh Gordon today, when I heard the suspension may be reduced or vacated, but chickened out and someone else grabbed him. Dude who got him will have STELLAR receivers if he plays. Dude has AJ Green, Julio Jones, & Gronk. He's vulnerable at RB w/ Spiller, Bush and Vereen all injury prone. He also has Newton at QB. Are there any WRs in Carolina?
NFL.com has me going 6-8, but in season waiver moves are usually where I do very well.
And for actual NFL talk, I'll go Denver over Philly in the Super Bowl. Like 38-17, w/ Eagles getting blowed out and a garbage time score. With a full season of Von Miller and the addition of DeMarcus Ware, that defense is going to be tough, and makes Denver the class of the AFC. Eagles got Sproles to keep Shady fresh for the playoffs, Foles is in his 2nd year of running that offense and they spent most of their draft picks trying to improve their D, and the rest of the division is dog meat, so they have a shot at home field advantage in the playoffs.
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#617213 - 09/06/14 01:34 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Rog's FFL is jacked, basically start 2 QBs, RBs, WRs, Flex, and one TE, Def, K. With 10 players, the draft pool is depleted really fast. Not to mention 3 keepers from last season.
QB: Brees, Big Ben RB: Steven Ridley, Trent Richardson WR: Corduroy Patterson, Michael Floyd Flex: Antonio Brown, Brandon Marshall TE: Jordan Cameron D: Rams K: who fucking cares
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#617254 - 09/06/14 10:34 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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Kicker can be a nice bump, Willie. Get a guy like Seattle's Hauschka or Baltimore's Tucker and you can get some nice points. I had a few times last year that Hauschka got me 20+pts.
Who were the 2 guys you kept, besides Brees?
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#617297 - 09/07/14 01:20 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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Can you fantasy football nerds run off with the fucking D&D nerds and stop polluting my sports forums and my sports talk radio stations? Fantasy football is to sports what placing bets on games of Candy Land is to sports betting.
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#617327 - 09/07/14 05:13 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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@Willie: Tucker from Baltimore has a big leg. Regularly makes 50+yd kicks. I got him off waivers in his rookie year, and jumped on him this year when kickers started coming off the board.
When drafting kickers, if I miss out on the ones w/ prolific offenses or tough defenses, that often leads to good field position, I take a guy who kicks indoors.
@TUP: Sorry man. I turned to Fantasy Football after my second season of losing money betting single games (1winning season, then 2 losing, was probably down 600-800 over the 3 years). If I win any money at FF, then I take $200 of it to stake my single game playoffs betting.
I'm also in an online Weekly Pool run on CBSSports. I've done well with that the past 4 years. Those take zero thought though, aside from Monday Night Points tiebreaker. I do love that it is $100 cash up front.
Another reason I hope Chris Christie becomes POTUS is because I think he will let states do single game betting.
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#617351 - 09/07/14 08:35 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/13/07
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Can you fantasy football nerds run off with the fucking D&D nerds and stop polluting my sports forums and my sports talk radio stations? Fantasy football is to sports what placing bets on games of Candy Land is to sports betting. what the pervert said.
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#617465 - 09/08/14 08:48 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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If Arizona wins this game, I take the first week in my pick em pool. I'm tied w/ one other guy at 11. He has SD, so I don't have to worry about pts. If the Browns didn't suck so bad in the first half, and beat the Steelers, it would have been wrapped up past night.
Pay out is usually a little over $200, then subtract 10% tip for the broad who runs the pool. Would pay for all my gamblin, until the playoffs.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#617475 - 09/08/14 10:38 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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BAM! Happy as hell w/ that win!
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#617976 - 09/14/14 01:23 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Jesus and Harry Christ watching the Giants was painful today.
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#617993 - 09/14/14 07:50 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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At least they flat out sucked. Jets gave a glimmer of hope, moving up and down the field on the Packers. Then Geno tossed a pick and it was all down hill.
Doing shitty in pick em pool. Likely fucked in fantasy, unless Bears TE gets no more points and Maclin gets me 25-30pts tomorrow.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#618118 - 09/16/14 06:21 AM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Wonder if the Saints are rethinking that off season strategy of getting rid of Darren Sproles?
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#618166 - 09/16/14 08:34 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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Wonder if the Saints are rethinking that off season strategy of getting rid of Darren Sproles? Nah, they got way worse problems than Sproles.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#618966 - 09/29/14 04:41 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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Good website for NFL contracts and cap space. http://overthecap.com/contracts
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#618973 - 09/29/14 09:03 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Poodle Killer
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Can I phone you and place bet..??
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#618974 - 09/29/14 11:50 PM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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No. But you can post a full size version of your new av in the Wrasslin thread.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#619037 - 10/02/14 10:14 AM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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Where are the JETS ?
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#619039 - 10/02/14 10:30 AM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
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They don't separate Queens and Long Island from NY state.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#619043 - 10/02/14 11:42 AM
Re: NFL 2014
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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It might be because we don't have a Dick's Sporting Goods up here, but no way are the Rams the #1 team in Alaska. Most everyone is a SeaHawks fan, especially with the way last season went.
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