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#617200 - 09/06/14 12:55 AM NFL 2014
Jerkules Offline
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My Jets are going to suck, but my fantasy team has a chance.

New league this year, I'm running it. $100 buy in and $25 towards transactions. Pay out is by percent of $$ taken in, 60/30/10. 12 team PPR league. Big changes in the scoring. No screwy special scoring for TE, which over valued them in the last league and no bonus points for length of TD.

I picked #10 in the first round. #'s after players is the round I picked em

QB Drew Brees 1
RB Chris Johnson 5
RB Rashad Jennings 6
WR Brandon Marshall 2
WR Wes Welker 3
TE Jason Witten 4
Flex Jeremy Maclin 7
K Justin Tucker 11
Def Bengals 9

Bench
QB Josh McCown Waivers
RB Pierre Thomas 10
RB Danny Woodhead 14
WR Sammy Watkins 8
WR Kenny Britt 13
TE Ladarius Green 12

I took Schaub in the last round of the draft, then dumped him when he wasn't the starter.

I went heavy on reception guys. Was happy as hell to get 70reception RBs in Rnds 10 & 14.

Friggin Welker got concussed and suspended. I'm taking a flyer on Watkins and starting him at Flex this week. My thoughts on grabbing him and Britt were that they would be the top targets on teams playing from behind, so they would get catches and yards.

I considered picking up Josh Gordon today, when I heard the suspension may be reduced or vacated, but chickened out and someone else grabbed him. Dude who got him will have STELLAR receivers if he plays. Dude has AJ Green, Julio Jones, & Gronk. He's vulnerable at RB w/ Spiller, Bush and Vereen all injury prone. He also has Newton at QB. Are there any WRs in Carolina?

NFL.com has me going 6-8, but in season waiver moves are usually where I do very well.



And for actual NFL talk, I'll go Denver over Philly in the Super Bowl. Like 38-17, w/ Eagles getting blowed out and a garbage time score. With a full season of Von Miller and the addition of DeMarcus Ware, that defense is going to be tough, and makes Denver the class of the AFC. Eagles got Sproles to keep Shady fresh for the playoffs, Foles is in his 2nd year of running that offense and they spent most of their draft picks trying to improve their D, and the rest of the division is dog meat, so they have a shot at home field advantage in the playoffs.
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#617213 - 09/06/14 01:34 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Rog's FFL is jacked, basically start 2 QBs, RBs, WRs, Flex, and one TE, Def, K. With 10 players, the draft pool is depleted really fast. Not to mention 3 keepers from last season.

QB: Brees, Big Ben
RB: Steven Ridley, Trent Richardson
WR: Corduroy Patterson, Michael Floyd
Flex: Antonio Brown, Brandon Marshall
TE: Jordan Cameron
D: Rams
K: who fucking cares

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#617217 - 09/06/14 03:01 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 01/13/07
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I've never done a fantasy football team. I could not keep focus for 16 weeks.

That and watching sports tends to put me to sleep.

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#617254 - 09/06/14 10:34 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Kicker can be a nice bump, Willie. Get a guy like Seattle's Hauschka or Baltimore's Tucker and you can get some nice points. I had a few times last year that Hauschka got me 20+pts.

Who were the 2 guys you kept, besides Brees?
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#617281 - 09/07/14 09:38 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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It's an old debate: draft a K on a subpar team who will probably get a lot of field goal attempts, or the K on a high-powered offense who will be kicking lots of extra points. I tried to split the difference and got the guy from B-more, 'cause I figure Joe Flaccid will sputter the offense, but be good enough to at least get them in FG range.

Same reasoning I picked up Joprdan Cameron. He'll be Hoyer's most reliable target since the rest of the WR corps there is weak.

I paid much more attention to the WR spot. In Rog's league, all the best RBs have been locked up as keepers for years, and the WRs seem to produce more points more consistently.

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#617297 - 09/07/14 01:20 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Willie D]
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Can you fantasy football nerds run off with the fucking D&D nerds and stop polluting my sports forums and my sports talk radio stations? Fantasy football is to sports what placing bets on games of Candy Land is to sports betting.
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#617327 - 09/07/14 05:13 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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@Willie: Tucker from Baltimore has a big leg. Regularly makes 50+yd kicks. I got him off waivers in his rookie year, and jumped on him this year when kickers started coming off the board.

When drafting kickers, if I miss out on the ones w/ prolific offenses or tough defenses, that often leads to good field position, I take a guy who kicks indoors.

@TUP: Sorry man. I turned to Fantasy Football after my second season of losing money betting single games (1winning season, then 2 losing, was probably down 600-800 over the 3 years). If I win any money at FF, then I take $200 of it to stake my single game playoffs betting.

I'm also in an online Weekly Pool run on CBSSports. I've done well with that the past 4 years. Those take zero thought though, aside from Monday Night Points tiebreaker. I do love that it is $100 cash up front.

Another reason I hope Chris Christie becomes POTUS is because I think he will let states do single game betting.
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#617351 - 09/07/14 08:35 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Can you fantasy football nerds run off with the fucking D&D nerds and stop polluting my sports forums and my sports talk radio stations? Fantasy football is to sports what placing bets on games of Candy Land is to sports betting.

what the pervert said.

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#617465 - 09/08/14 08:48 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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If Arizona wins this game, I take the first week in my pick em pool. I'm tied w/ one other guy at 11. He has SD, so I don't have to worry about pts. If the Browns didn't suck so bad in the first half, and beat the Steelers, it would have been wrapped up past night.

Pay out is usually a little over $200, then subtract 10% tip for the broad who runs the pool. Would pay for all my gamblin, until the playoffs.
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#617475 - 09/08/14 10:38 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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BAM! Happy as hell w/ that win!
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#617976 - 09/14/14 01:23 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Jesus and Harry Christ watching the Giants was painful today.

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#617993 - 09/14/14 07:50 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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At least they flat out sucked. Jets gave a glimmer of hope, moving up and down the field on the Packers. Then Geno tossed a pick and it was all down hill.

Doing shitty in pick em pool. Likely fucked in fantasy, unless Bears TE gets no more points and Maclin gets me 25-30pts tomorrow.
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#618086 - 09/15/14 06:57 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Hey, they ought to make the guys like the one in the elevator play in a wife beater. No pads, no jersey, just a wife beater.
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#618118 - 09/16/14 06:21 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: charin]
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Wonder if the Saints are rethinking that off season strategy of getting rid of Darren Sproles?
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#618166 - 09/16/14 08:34 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Wonder if the Saints are rethinking that off season strategy of getting rid of Darren Sproles?


Nah, they got way worse problems than Sproles.
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#618966 - 09/29/14 04:41 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Good website for NFL contracts and cap space.

http://overthecap.com/contracts
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#618973 - 09/29/14 09:03 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Can I phone you and place bet..??
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#618974 - 09/29/14 11:50 PM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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No. But you can post a full size version of your new av in the Wrasslin thread.
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#619035 - 10/02/14 09:52 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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#619037 - 10/02/14 10:14 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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Where are the JETS ?
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#619039 - 10/02/14 10:30 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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They don't separate Queens and Long Island from NY state.
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#619043 - 10/02/14 11:42 AM Re: NFL 2014 [Re: Jerkules]
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It might be because we don't have a Dick's Sporting Goods up here, but no way are the Rams the #1 team in Alaska. Most everyone is a SeaHawks fan, especially with the way last season went.
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