Anya Ivy

When you want to take a whore for some ice cream and more, but don't have a big trunk, she's the one.
Tire pressure won't be an issue and your back won't hurt from heavy lifting either.


Average face, excellently crafted tits, good pussy, okay asshole and a tight ass.
Fit and moderately curvy. Good cocksucker. Average faking.
Good whore.

Good Jobs, Jig & Pipe.

No we don't.




The Pipsqueak's been busy overreacting. He's been overreacting for seven years and if he were banned again tomorrow, he'd be overreacting under a new account within the hour.

We don't need any more of this, Vin. Every single post is the fucking same, and it's as boring, banal, and belabored as Ray J. Johnson.

The Anya dark chick could get it for sure, The Ultra broad has those unfun titties. Too big, too fake, right or wrong it tells me she fakes orgasms and goes way over the top, hates sex, and is in love with a dimebag meth/pot dealer whose idea of hustling is getting an extra government check every month and getting magazines to the house in fictional name so he doesn't have to pay, even though he can barely read.

Faking. Faking? How the hell would you know from faking, since you've never had a real live woman in the flesh, as it were?

Christ on a crutch, everything you've ever posted has been faking.

Wait a minute ... She's not Sasha Grey???

Yeah, boot the squeek and turn the thread over to Smokey!

Once upon a time in Onlinia, The Leprekraut, FatWhollectoR and Mongo Tubby were clogging up a thread...

Same shit, different day. Weak sauce from a repetitive child who has no insight. A random word generator would provide more entertainment and value. Click bait here is the photos, not the lame Judge Judy bullshit.

Aw, Mongo Tubby's temper's acting up again.

Gee, where'd you ever get the idea to start with "aw"?
Can you ever come up with your own idea or is copy and paste and repitition of the same lame derisive comments your only contribution here? What have you ever come up with on your own?

It's the Mongo spiral once more.

What is the purposes of this thread?

To tell you that you're an idiot, among other things.

Random dipshits (us) post pics of beautiful souls. D (D) does his Rainman version of rating them.

I think that's mine!!!


SashaMutt is copying me!!!



Next ... Maybe I can get her to go on the newspapers ....

Mongo Tubby probably thinks it's its original idea, which would lead to your deluded conclusion being obsolete, FatWhollectoR.

Aw! SashaMutt is riled! How adorable!!

btw, I completed my search of Google and Bing and the oldest reference to "SashaMutt" on XPT was MINE [as suspected] but it was a day before the one I found previously.




Nonforthcoming apology accepted ...

You're amusing when you're deludedly retarded, FatWhollectoR.

At least for a moment; then it's irrelevant again.

I get this one!!!

You're saying that I'm never amusing nor relevant!!




See the training is working!!

Wait, did I say something wrong? Who's the swueek? My bad if i stepped on a toe.

When I go to school, I wear a helmet on my bus, cuz my mom said I'm more special than the other kids, but we're all special in our own way, so we get a special bus. It's kinda short.

As long as you eat at specialty restaurants, there might be hope for you yet.

It's not me. I'd never call you that.

You are always SashaMutt to me.

:buttwiggle:

Boo woo, you hurt my feelings.

misdirected hostility from a scorned child.

No, no, no, you dissembling little faggot. You know damn well I first called you Pipsqueak and it stuck 'cause it fits. I didn't need to go beg the mods to give you a custom user title.

Mega-ego melting down.

Or visionary?







This would be one of those times. No need to do a "Welcome" thread. Just move this one over until he cries himself to sleep.

Maturity isn't what you did with your daddy at night, victim.




Lame pop psycho blubber again. It's just not for you.




The spasms of your epileptic lot all merge into one stream of idiocy.
As if anyone kept track about them...

No begging was involved and there's some irony here.
Good job being useful in your own way to be made fun of, do[...]g.




You obviously need that nonsense. Gute Besserung.




It's just that time of the week again for the do[...]g and its hallucinations are acting up accordingly.

Walls closing in....luger in hand....bunker status on the horizon...

...he beckons to his faithful dogs one final time und gives them a treat. He needs to be certain the poison works.

The tandem troglodytes are tuned in again.

He considers his place in history...

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...4276#Post164276

...He realizes, "Shit, I couldn't even fail interestingly. I... I just failed. I. Am. C-c-c-c- Common...

...he lashes out at animals, as only a shut-in can...

The Leprekraut wants to remember the days of its youth, days without alcoholism, days when humour was easy.

180 degrees were enough then and no one ever checked anyway; at least not there...

You didn't really spend twenty minutes finding a "special needs do...gs" video, did you?

Attention whore disorder by osmosis.

Circling the drain like the soiled condom his life had become, he clutched the luger ever closer...

Can we install a English translator file into PrimeD's account.

Nah, just delete the whole mess. It adds up to a pile of dreck anyway.

I concur and hereby second the motion.

I'd be happy to try to pick up the slack on the thread, but it may be too far gone.

I'd have to look up the whores as we go along, I don't watch much porn, unless it's a lovely young lady I had some personal interaction with.

Why don't you pick it up Smokezilla? PrimeD will be back in due time but there's no reason you can't commandeer this thread. Especially with your first person commentary.

I'd say you should junk this thread and start a newer, better one of your own. If that's a hassle, half this thread is whore pics. Scroll through from the top and pick out ones you know/look interesting.

This thread is pushing half a million views. No way I'm doing something with it and going through that shitstorm of butthurt again.

Imagine if I yanked a half million views from Jerkules in one fell swoop. Chaos.