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#338621 - 06/21/08 10:34 AM Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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#338622 - 06/21/08 10:39 AM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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#338623 - 06/21/08 11:52 AM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Sometimes it's good to have an obsessive-compulsive board member. WTG Jim b

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#338624 - 06/21/08 01:10 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Excellent collection Jim, you da man
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#338625 - 06/21/08 03:21 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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CoD is the reason I signed up for XPT in the first place. I didn't even know about XPT untiI I ran across the CoD links on L-ke F-rd's old board. What a fucking narcissus; he would post links to those ridiculing him.
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#338626 - 06/21/08 03:45 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Great! Thanks.
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#338627 - 06/21/08 06:56 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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#338628 - 06/21/08 07:05 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Conky, as Mod, you should give this the red sticky-pin for awhile.
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#338629 - 06/21/08 07:48 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Excellent collection Jim, you da man




Naahhh, Viz. I'm not the man. Our prodigal brother is.


There's a few hilarious threads I left out because they featured He Who Shall Not Be Named. If Jeff & Malice want to give me special dispensation, I'll add them. Although, after last night's drive-by in GPT, I'll understand if they don't think it's a good idea.

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#338630 - 01/12/09 12:11 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Bump. Props to Jim for taking the time to compile the pointers to Conky's CoD threads into one neat, noob-friendly package. I went through all of them again over the holiday break - every one is timeless and very much required reading. If there was any cage post that merited sticky status, ...

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#338631 - 01/12/09 05:27 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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If there was any cage post that merited sticky status, ...




Problem with that is the two "Cage" Mods are MIA.

Monkey is likely looking in from time to time, and I recommend leaving him alone. Last time he was here, two Mods bit the dust.




Sadly, it seems that Conky, who while he was here I was proud to call a friend, has moved on.


He was always there to give me encouragement when I was down. I feel bad that I wasn't around when he decided to leave. Maybe I could have repaid his concern with some of my own. I feel I let him down.

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#338632 - 01/12/09 06:24 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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If we build it, perhaps they'll come.

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#338633 - 01/12/09 07:04 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Sorry. Bad link above:

Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal

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#338634 - 01/12/09 07:41 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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If we build it, perhaps they'll come.




Now that's an excellent point.

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#338635 - 03/18/10 04:30 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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Well, didn't this just save me a shitload of time?
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#338636 - 03/18/10 06:15 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death
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the CoD threads are still the high watermark for picture threads- god only knows how many egos were ground in their gears, and the guide to suitcase pimpology was one of the first big 'hooks' that opened my eyes to the place, a rare must-read that's so funny because it's so true and has probably been overlooked by most of the current crop of killers.

i wonder how it might read differently adjusted for 2010- what with ed hardy, taking on the girl's last name and children, general twitter faggery and shots of the whore's breakfast plate at denny's, and remembering to budget for getting some elastic bracelets made up for the fake cancer p.r. campaign.

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#615161 - 08/07/14 01:56 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death [Re: ]
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Well, didn't this just save me a shit ton of time. Again.
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#615236 - 08/08/14 10:12 AM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death [Re: ]
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You will find most hotlinks on the site are broken, because the new owners switched the url from xxxporntalk to jerkoffzone. We're not in Kansas anymore, Conk.

Now I wanna know what happened to Vic and TJ.

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#615245 - 08/08/14 01:52 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death [Re: ]
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Yeah, I realized after a drunken click or two, so I made up mental images instead. They were funnier.

How's it goin', Willie?
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#615694 - 08/14/14 08:27 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death [Re: ]
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I'm not re-doing all of that.

What it is, Mr. C?

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#616534 - 08/28/14 02:47 PM Re: Conky vs. the Camera of Death [Re: ]
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Conky!!!!!

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