Christian XXX and Brandon Iron are the best poster we have. They both come through in all areas of posting: writing clarity, grammar, coherency, humor, wit, and even the use of smiley faces.

They are level headed and don't get involved in flame wars with random trolls.

It's about time someone recognized their talents. They are both incredibly inspirational human beings. People should be more like them.

I see the meat gazers from ADT are infiltrating again.

The faggot in denial and the gnome can keyboard-war fine on their own, pretty sure they don't need you to fly in cape fluttering, pal.

pekay = Brandon Irons alt #524.

Pekay's hero

lol - that clip made me like 400 bucks!

That was one muscle-bound chick.

Elisa Ann - if you want to purchase her scenes in my store, you can

HERE

How much did this one make you?



$400 bucks, snicker...

2000 dollars and a free trip to Palm Springs!

Ignore the haters and update your blog

You ever drink a cumfart cocktail in a homo flick?

Ever catch heat on a homo set for bangin shims?

dude, I did 11 scenes total in 2002-2003, your questions are posed like current events...that was 11 years ago chief

What the hell do I know when ya did em? I don't care who you fuck, I'm just throwin questions out there.

Was that when you were breaking in, or you were an established mope and lured to the gay/tranny stuff by demand and fat paychecks?

Yer still working, so it aint like I can ask about stanky cooches or "me time" w/ the whores or the most drugs you seen a whore do behind the scenes and expect you to answer me. I thought I was lobbing you softballs.

What about all the tranny dick you suck? Or does that not count since you have convinced yourself they're women?

you fucken guys and the c3x hate. it's all been done before and better. he may as well be monkey at this point.

just let the fucken guy post here and dish his dirt like the whore he is. right?.

He is my favorite poster (and male performer for that matter)

The two scenes that I have seen where he fucks Stephanie Wylde are pure gold. C3X: Whatever happened to her?

she had probably the worst attitude ever. hated sex, hated porn, hated life. but her tits were amazing and she was from texas and I still enjoyed hate fucking her. she disappeared in 2010 or so

over 10 years later and they still have the same comments ad nauseum. it's a strange obsession with me. like a weird groundhog's day thing.

OK, Top 3 Worst Attitudes.

Top 3 whores you were really looking forward to working with.

Top 3 drugged out messes on set.

Here, I'll add my two cents:
C3X, who are the top five MILFs/Mature you've encountered at work?

Kortney Kane, Jayden Jaymes, Angel Rain (RIP), Amy Reid, Haley Sweet and Torrey Pines -- They all seem pretty miserable aka hate sex.

Are you asking the questions in this thread, pekay, or answering them? I hope it's simply an observation, otherwise it not only means that CX3's turned into Brandon, it means he's so far gone he can no longer count to five.

Sorry my good man. I'm just giving my 2 cents of feedback as a porn fan.

I do find it amazing in today's porn climate with torrents and tubes and 10 dollar memberships to brazzers, that you can charge 12.99 for ONE scene and make that many sales.

It is all about lucking into someone w/o impulse control.

Like when you see a fool tip a cam whore more than it would cost to actually fuck the same quality whore.

Right?.
you're a bit of a unicorn but for fucks sake. none of these cunts is wielding the magic sword. fucken know your role and act accordingly.

for the record, I have irons rockin the freak party way harder than you. that foot thing he has going combined with the free candy van voice he uses. sketch.

Before I had the tricked-out PXPmobile (which I still have btw), I had a GMC Safari with an Ikea futon in the back.

I did a lot of big game hunting in that Safari. Some trophies got mounted; others got away.

People "hate" on the fag for the same reason there's an eight-page thread further down the front page of the forum about a granny whore needing money for food and a caretaker for her fucking dog: it's hilarious.

No one expects the goof to ever leave porn. His name could be on a million no-lists, he could catch the bug from buttslamming the wrong tranny, and he'd still be a lifer; a cockroach in the will-to-survive sense, and I guess there's something admirable about that.

You can't publicize ridiculous aspects of your already fucked-up life -- that cringeworthy love letter to his girlfriend, for example -- and not expect a little commentary (or was he just talking to himself?). Don't rationalize it as obsession after the fact. You want real deranged obsession with the guy, go read Donny and PWL and their fruitless campaign against him.

The second the joke is no longer funny, people will stop laughing.

quote snipping you only because you dropped truth. well said.

As an argument I'd link you to the tritone and panzer accounts because there's nothing funny about either of them anymore. since forever. at the same time, think about the c3x account. is it any different?. I'll say yes because it werks porn gossip.
you see where we're going with this?.

Lou should be a school teacher. Without the molestation.

i only fuck with juvenile minds.

in your scenario..jr college or 13th grade prep school. agreed.

1. Shay Fox
2. Kendra Lust
3. Nina Hartley
4. Lexi Carrington - something about her I always loved.
5. Karen Fisher
6. Sam 38G
7. Shay Sights
8. Janet Mason
9. Kayla Kleevage
10. Lisa Lipps

I could go on and on and on lol

Any list of MILFs that has Karen Fisher, Sam 38G, Kayla Kleevage and Lisa Lipps in preference to India Summer says a lot more about the list-maker's preference for freakishly large implants than it does about anything else.

^QOTD.

i would definitely agree with you. i have never worked with India Summer, but i do know she is a very nice lady with manners and a great attitude. also samantha 38G doesn't have implants

You're one weird dude, Christian. Keep your freak flag flying proudly.

India offered her honour, so I honoured her offer.

Some of you guys have the wrong perspective [as usual] about mopes. Who gives a shit UNLESS there is a bonus. That bonus in Christian's favor is his sordid past and reflecting on it as he defiles some new young chick or even a milf that may or may not know the depths of his previous [or even present] depravity. There now.

I think both guys are pretty alright. Funny as fuck, they are.

I with C here. I love those fatties. Except Lisa Lipps.

Hey, I kinda complimented the fuck... hanging on with your fingernails is still hanging on.

I can't believe India Summer had to parade through that mustard-hued hall o' shame!

Is Lisa Lipps still a woman?

not only a troll but an obsessive one at that. how many of those have we seen through the years? okay "advocado" carry on with your obsession....me

what? only 32 minutes before you responded to me? you are slipping chief

Do I win something because you responded in eight minutes? Phony Jesus on the phony cross, simmer down, fag.

I searched the usual torrent sites high and low looking for India Summer's LoadMyMouth.com scene and couldn't find it. This means either Brandon Iron has some of the best IP protection around, or there is so little demand for his work that nobody even bothers to upload it to the torrent sites. Gang, what do we think?

very odd Lisa Ann is not in your top 10. Did you two have a falling out?

See if you can follow my logic:

1. Christianx3 fucked India Summer
2. India Summer got poked by a faggot named Hayden something
3. Said faggot also nailed Skirt Lockwood's shitpipe in the same scene.
4. India Summer sucked off Brandonna Irons
5. Brandonna Irons has herpes

ERGO...

a. Christianx3 is jellus of India Summer, and secretly years to pole power-bottom-Lackwood in the ass.
b. Cx3 probably also got "the gift the keeps on giving" from India Summer
c. Cx3 shouldn't have beaten up Donkley Long...he should have face-raped his mouth and given him more herpes than he already had.
d. Cx3 needs to set a strict policy of not fucking whores who use their AARP card for 2257 ID verification. #NinaShartley

Just fuckin wit ya! Get off your ass and start writing a book already.

I'm well aware that I'm a nobody. My 3 sites used to have Alexa rankings in the top 100K. Now you can add a few zeros. Quite a few, actually. Does it change my love of the game? Not one bit. Many producers, myself included, are collectors. Have her. Want her. Ooh, that one's rare! It's no different from Comic Con geeks, baseball card freaks, or any other memorabilia hoarder.

I may be the Val Kilmer of porn but I still played Batman.

Lexi was the one whose suitcase pimp went on set and was angry she was banging a guy better looking than her or that she seemed to into it, and called the scene off right?

not to me as i recall, but i think that did happen. yes she had an old fat husband that took her out of porn. sad bc i loved fucking her so much lol

is there any money in writing a book? i thought about turning my old blog into an e-book but wasn't sure if it would make a dollar for all the effort it would take.

1. i would love to fuck India Summer some day, it just hasn't ever happened.

2. Kurt Lockwood is a sad case. Especially now, older, broke, no prospects, dating an 18 year old trying to appear younger. Living in a model house I heard. I feel bad for the guy, he made a ton of money in this business through the years.

3. on the contrary, I would LOVE to do an AARP site with all old bags that I fuck. As long as they have fake tits, count me in! lol

4. Brandon is Brandon, i think we all know he is a bit on the disingenuous side, but hey most people in porno are, what can you do. I respect the fact that he owned his own content and wasn't content to just be a male performer. Not sure what he does now though.

I would buy it (dead serious). You would probably have to add tons of behind the scene gossip though -- make it more appealing to the general audience (aka freeones fan boys).

I agree. Keep up the good work.

I think your book would kill. Brandon too.

I had Jerry Butler's in hardcover when it came out; it was great. Ron Jeremy's book fucking sucked.

If you read his blog you will know he is not going to give you back scenes dirt. He praises every single person he has a scene with. Even the ugly gross ones are somehow amazing and beautiful and super sexy. I would guess it is because he is smart enough not burn what few bridges he has left as he needs to still make a living. If he starts dishing real juicy backstage stuff, he will be done with getting work.

Here's what I'm currently doing: http://www.paddywagontours.com/6-Day-Tour-ALL-IRELAND

Leaving Dublin at 9:00am tomorrow for Belfast. Then it's on to Derry, Galway, DIngle, Killarney, and back to Dublin. Will be tempted to jump off the Cliffs of Moher but my solid friendships here will keep me grounded.

Ireland has very liberal driver's license rules. A valid Canadian license, with no extra training or testing, allows you to drive on the wrong side of the road in Ireland. Skip the bus and rent a car.

Quoting C3X ...
3. on the contrary, I would LOVE to do an AARP site with all old bags that I fuck. As long as they have fake tits, count me in! lol
...

Dana Hayes needs some cash flow going. She might appreciate the business if you throw a scene her way. Her big boobs should fit the bill.

I worked with Dana Hayes already and she was fine physically but her attitude was really poor. Not a very happy person.

She is definitely not a happy camper.

Christian, you ever say no to a chick on set? If so, who was she?

I find it hard to believe that his stand up career didn't take off.

same here. brandon, find out who helped dick marcinko write his books and craft his persona and then get to it. and then...get yourself on rogans and drop a few bts stories.

Personally I would drag Christian into the closest alley pistol whip him and put a bullet in his temple...

And you wouldn't be far behind Lou...!

And you wouldn't be far behind, Lou...!

Let's eat, Grandma.
Let's eat Grandma.

Punctuation is important.

I went to see Joe Rogan live at the Wilshire last year. He was very cool and took pics with everyone who waited in line. Good on him. Man of the people.

No if that happened then there wouldn't be any more GOSSIP.

Jesus, that is the absolute worst stand up I have ever, ever seen. And cue cards! for fucks sakes I can't believe the venue allowed him to perform. I wouldn't go back if that was their act.

The ONE comment on his youtube saying he is funny is from someone who's avatar looks like she is extremely obese.

Go figure.

didn't read the comments this time around but if i remember correctly the comment is from his biggest fan(yes,weight-wise. seriously). if he has a bigger fan(weight-wise. seriously)then i apologize.

It was Sardos where they have Porn Star Karaoke every week, during PSK. So low standards and all.

it's open mic. notes are fine. the content and delivery are pretty much what you'd expect. regarding this type, read on.

if you're expecting actual talent from the walking dead...then that's on you. try and watch the latest avn awards for proof. these people fuck on film for a reason and it's because they've decided to use the most basic factor as a means for employment. and such is life. that doesn't mean remy isn't a straight beast with the hula hoop. that shit NEVER gets old.

missed this...
you're correct dickie. the proximation in the alley puts you way closer to c3 than i. your story, longcocker.

if it feels good share more. ya know?. we're all friends here.

Say what you will about Kurt Lockwood, I give anyone credit for getting up and trying stand-up. That takes A LOT of balls (no pun intended). Also, if that was his first time you can't expect anything to be polished. All the best comedians work on stuff months before you'll ever see them in a special or on one of the late night talk shows. Also, for most of them it took them years to really understand what will work and what won't.
Whether you like the guy or not-- you have to respect the guts to put yourself out there like that.

I saw George Carlin live once and 1/2 his act was shuffling through sheets of notebook paper trying to come up with a joke. It was a couple weeks after 9-11 and a week or 2 before he was filming an HBO special. He had to gut his planned act because it was to be about train wrecks and airplane crashes. I felt bad for him while he was fumbling around on stage.

they all werk it out one way or another. louis ck has pushed the envelope on the current A list comedians. that is he comes up with a new hour every year. some guys used to make a living off of 3 hours of new content in their entire career.

I saw him at the Comedy Store working out that material in the summer time before 9/11. It was for the HBO special that was going to happen at the end of September. It was about his favorite thing on TV was 'We interrupt this program...' He did like ten minutes on why he liked hearing about tragedy, accidents and crashes. When I saw the special, obviously that bit had to go.

Yeah, he apologized to the crowd ahead of time, explaining what was up. It was still sad to see him up there fumbling around. Try a bit, its bombing, dump out 1/2 way through, shuffle papers while he went into an old stand by, then try another bit.

Show I saw was at the War Memorial Theater in Trenton. Decent seats, row 10 or 11 in the center.

Yeah I saw Carlin a couple of times---on the road. He was awesome--but very polished. He had clearly had an act that he ha worked on and perfected until it was tight. But THEY ALL start out with notes and fumbling around until the bits start coming together. Even Louis CK. Although it is amazing that he does start over with a new hour of material every year. He is already a bit of a legend for doing that.
So again, my props to Lockwood for having the guts to do it. My brother tried it a couple of times... said it was the most painful thing he has ever done. And my brother does lots and lots of theatre work.

You don't have to be a comedian to see the humour in a short man jumping for joy at the Giant's Causeway.


Another highlight was seeing the Cliffs of Moher on a clear and sunny day.

Bang any micks?

^ You missed the part where he spawned, huh?

(^12k)

check his twitter bc. it may not have been brought up here.

For those who want to save themselves sitting on a bus for 6 days and getting rained on without thinking to bring an umbrella, here's a link to my pics on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brandon.iron1/m...2722&type=1

Kissing the Blarney Stone was as close as I got to any action. I have to admit, I've had worse.

wtf?. you made that stone get tested?.

cue rapeherface with an international incident...

Look, I don't want to alarm anyone around here but I may have contracted some sort of social disease from the Blarney Stone. I think I'm getting a cold sore on my lip.

Does anyone know what I may have? I'm worried.


At the top of Blarney Castle, there were all THESE people. It must have been one of them....

not a minority in site. powerful ireland.


john floofin was there first if i remember correctly. blame xpt #whereintheworld

You know the locals get drunk and piss on the blarney stone at night for the tourists to kiss the next day.

Dude eats assholes for a living, you think he is scared of piss?

Good for you on this trip. Ireland and Scotland are dreams of mine.

My good man, can you please tell me which sluts in the business actually enjoy a good dickin'? I have a feeling that I have been jerking off to the wrong videos for years now.

Now who could possibly be afraid of anything that comes shooting, squirting or flying out of a beautiful female?

Sit down, Richard Hungwell alt #4, the only dickin' you like to do involves rubbing you small limey scabies infector up against another bloke. And killing small animals. Don't you have some Alex Tranzer videos to review?

What the hell is your problem brah? I'm just a diseased/crippled guy whose only pleasure in life is rubbing one off. Be gone ugly cretin.

Yo Christian, answer my question kind sir.

welcome pekay. quality share my friend and i wish you well.

also..falling out of my chair at willies new sig..wtf?? that's real?.

I can see that.