The Sasha Grey Cup is awarded to those women who've achieved a remarkable degree of cuntiness in their personal or professional endeavors. Today's honoree has made noteworthy advancements in pretentiousness, attention-whoring, and vainglorious bitchiness. By any estimation... a huge cunt.

Paging Whorebot

Heehee. She really is a cunt.

Damn, for a second I thought I had wandered into Panzer's Tranny Lair.

I thought it was going to be a Hillary Clinton shill.

I dunno. I'd hit it. Her long legs wrapped around my neck. Me plowing into her flower with vigor.

She doesn't have a penis, you're just faking interest. It was nice having 8 days without seeing the shit that pours out of your mouth.

I'm sorry that the thought of my ample tool entering a white woman angers you so much that you must emasculate me by creating this "gay" rumor.

Can you go away again for a week?

Fixed it for you, cocksucker.

No, you sparked that obvious conclusion with your own meatgazing, dick-pic posting, and admitting to thinking about the whiteman while fapping to IR porn. It all starts and ends with your own words, Cocksucker.