There was a time I'd suspect someone from here of pulling this off, but that was a long time ago. Anyway, one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in a while:

The Legend of Anwar

love it... anwar is pretty fucken yoked.

WTF is an Anwar? A province in Ragheadland?

Anwar is a noble name. Maybe if you tried lay like bat you'd think clearly.

What? lol

Anwar has been killing it lately. Took some ladies to Bowl of Super and found a cat which he washed like lion. Still does hang like bat for spirit.

It's that motherfucking place in northern Alaska where they want to drill for shale oil but don't want to interrupt caribou in the middle of humping each other.

You on moonshines again?

I thought Anwar was that big ass dam in Egypt. I bet they used a fuck load of rebar for that.

You're a pussy Jerkules. You don't have to be. Let the idiot flail away on his own.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would've farted.

I just love that this whole hatefest is born out of rebar. I'll stop making rebar references if that will get me back on your Cool List though.

Why do you care if you are on my cool list or not? I don't care about yours. Meat is a failure. Quit trying to prop him up- he isn't worthy of the effort.

We are both Moderators on this great message board. I feel the need for camaraderie, so we can work well together.

I'm sure you will never respect me as much as you do Have2 or Lou, so I'd just be happy to reside on the cool list.

Failure? This dumb fucking scumbag thinks sea water "digests" rebar. Let's take a look at that rebar today, shall we?

Fuck Bornyo and his fucking "Cool List" Bornyo sucks off everyone on his cool list anyway.

Homosexual caribou gets Bornyo hard.

"Respect" never comes into play here.

Respect my nutsack on your chin, bitch.
I have to fart now and it's the kind of fart that may have chuncklets. Good night.

The construct your post by using a Ouija board shtick is Pulped's gimmick. Find your own.