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#605380 - 01/26/14 10:00 PM XPT User Titles
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
We're going to change up and add to the user titles. Here are the current ones along with the post counts needed to obtain them.

0 ADT regular
20 AC Cream wannabe
30 Suitcase Pimp
50 Industry Parasite AKA Wankus
150 Quasarman Wannabe
425 Mope
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag
900 Load Dumper
1100 Craigs List Hooker
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus

Recommend new ones. We're going to have one paying tribute to Porno Dan for sure.
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#605382 - 01/26/14 10:54 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: fartz
Title suggestions-

Panzer's coupon cutter

Porn News Today reporter

AC Cream's podiatrist

CalOSHA trainee

Lockwood's Tattoo artist

Hungwell's WiiMote




I like the Porn News Today reporter. Maybe 5000-5999?

We looking at changing the old ones or just adding for post counts over 4k?

Some suggestions of my own:

Porn Jedi

Certified Sociopath

Dearmond's Fugly Cat
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#605383 - 01/26/14 11:04 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Both changing some old ones and adding ones for new post counts.
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#605384 - 01/26/14 11:36 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Well if that is the case, get rid of the Wankus and Quasarman ones. No one knows who the hell they are anymore.

How bout, Rob Black's Crack Pipe?
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#605387 - 01/27/14 12:52 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jerkules]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Peep Show Mop Boy

Bukkake Boy Wrangler

Bukkake Robber

Piss Mop

Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Thailand Tourist

Chair leg Humper

Genuine Squirter

Real Doll Owner

Unlicensed Porn Agent

Internet Tough Guy

Houston 500 Participant

Porno Dan "Amature"

King of Onlinia

OSHA Condom Inspector

Gene Ross Successor

Camera of Death Operator

Pathetic Fanboi

Cleveland Hostage Taker

Fake Lawyer

Porno Baby / Trick Baby

Pistol Whipper

Porn Legacy

Human Centipede

Cheap Commie Jew

Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Severed Vulva Auctioner

Certified Stalker

Keyboard Warrior

Samurai Mope

Donkey Punch Victim

YouTube Sensation

Old School Raincoater

Powermad Moderator

Mustard Palace Survivor

Yellow Couch Stainer

AVN Award Purchaser

Current Jules Jordan Girlfriend

Valtrex Buyer

Under the Radar Porn Escort
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#605390 - 01/27/14 03:26 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
I will soon be moving from BI alt. to alt.fag. nooooooooooo!

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ADT regular

Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#605400 - 01/27/14 10:30 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Well if that is the case, get rid of the Wankus and Quasarman ones. No one knows who the hell they are anymore.

How bout, Rob Black's Crack Pipe?


Consider those two as good as gone. I'd like Suitcase Pimp to become Ed Hardy Wearing Loser and Industry Parasite AKA Wankus to become Industry Parasite AKA Porno Dan.
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#605401 - 01/27/14 10:57 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Blaster has some good ones. My faves:

Piss Mop

Real Doll Owner

Fake Lawyer

Trick Baby (maybe add a whore name infront of it. ______'s Trick Baby)
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#605402 - 01/27/14 11:15 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Max Rhino Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 863
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Christian's Butt-Boy
Donny Long Bot
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#605403 - 01/27/14 11:38 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Fiend2 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
Iron's Herpes
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#605405 - 01/27/14 12:10 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Brandons Valtrex Dealer

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#605406 - 01/27/14 01:39 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

Logically Challenged Attention Whore

Alcohological Moralist On Horseback

Porn Oracle

Overseer Of Onlinia

Count Of Tronia

Emperor Of The Continuum

Overlord Of Lala Land

Tranny Mind Trick

Sleazy Landlord

Model House Owner

Slimy Cuntling

Smegmatician

Drama Surgeon

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#605407 - 01/27/14 01:57 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: drained]
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Monica Foster's Therapist
Guardian of Fatman's Hard Drives
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#605409 - 01/27/14 02:11 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
which ones do yall wanna keep, then rank everything in order and we can go from there...


Max Hardcore Prison Bitch ---Yes
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#605412 - 01/27/14 03:35 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Falcon Studios Fluffer
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#605422 - 01/27/14 05:43 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Tranny Tollkeeper
Gape Rustler
Smeg Distiller
Peckerwood
Baronet of Bust
Dingleberry Dauphin
Half and Halfster
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#605426 - 01/27/14 07:12 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jerkules]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Blaster has some good ones. My faves:

Piss Mop

Real Doll Owner

Fake Lawyer

Trick Baby (maybe add a whore name infront of it. ______'s Trick Baby)



blaster did good. the internet tough guy is my fave but it's not porn specific.

one the pipe missed that is my absolute favorite term...
undercunt

and don't get rid of human garbage. it should actually start the list and end it.
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#605434 - 01/27/14 08:13 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
ok, so add the new name and the one it replaces and ill start changing them as we go
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#605446 - 01/28/14 12:56 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
0-25 JB's designated driver ?
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#605447 - 01/28/14 01:00 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
changed 50 thru 150
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#605450 - 01/28/14 01:21 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: TRPWL]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
0-25 JB's designated driver ?
While longer-term users will know what this means, new users will not. Any more than they will understand Mike Quasar and Wankus references. If the goal is to get new users, move these inside references up further in the order.

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#605451 - 01/28/14 01:26 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
We aren't gonna rip a regular..It was a joke..
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#605456 - 01/28/14 04:32 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
nassim Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
Porn Jesus. The list has to end with "Porn Jesus". It really is a good title.
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#605458 - 01/28/14 04:43 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Smegmatician is gold ! I don't care if it makes the list or not but I'm using that one on friends. smile
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#605459 - 01/28/14 05:10 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
Smegmatician replacing???
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#605460 - 01/28/14 05:12 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
oralperv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/15/12
Posts: 117
.
is there a "Jizzmopper" yet ?
.
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#605462 - 01/28/14 05:33 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
fartz Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Darrah's husband

Marc From The Dark's kareoke sponsor

Tucker Slain's P.O.

Mr. Marcus

Jeremy Steele's foil hat/hackey sac

Luke Ford's bedsheet stain

That annoying douche who used to shoot for bangbros

ADT bi-sexual

Warmachine

Jenna Jameson's Oxy dealer

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#605464 - 01/28/14 06:32 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: TRPWL]
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Smegmatician replacing???


deviants...
pencil in your changes next the titles you want replaced..keep what you like etc.

example

0 ADT regular
20 AC Cream wannabe (undercunt)
30 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
50 Rob Black's Crack Pipe
150 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
425 Mope
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag (internet tough guy)
900 Load Dumper (gay for pay)
1100 Craigs List Hooker (lockwood blowup doll)
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus



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#605466 - 01/28/14 06:46 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I thing smegmatician should be reserved for those showing a dick proclivity or tranny jones. Sort of a penalty title.
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#605467 - 01/28/14 06:48 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
Lockwood, gay for pay and internet tough guy added
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#605472 - 01/28/14 07:09 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: LouCypher]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Smegmatician replacing???


deviants...
pencil in your changes next the titles you want replaced..keep what you like etc.

example

0 ADT regular--------------------Gape Rustler
20 AC Cream wannabe (undercunt)-----------you didn't swap in undercunt
30 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
50 Rob Black's Crack Pipe
150 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
425 Mope
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag (internet tough guy)
900 Load Dumper (gay for pay)
1100 Craigs List Hooker (lockwood blowup doll)
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert---------------------------Smegmatician
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn---------------------Piss Mop
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus--------------------------Real Doll Owner
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5000 Porn Oracle

6000 Mustard Couch Survivor

7000

8000

9000

10,000 Porn Jesus

Unless you wanna stretch out Porn Jesus to 15k so no one has reached it yet?


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#605473 - 01/28/14 07:09 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Why is it Lockwood blowup doll and not Lockwood massage client?

I'm in favor of penalty titles for a few people.
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#605474 - 01/28/14 07:19 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I say keep all the originals but change out the Quasaarman and Wankus ones due to irrelevancy. One of those 2 new slots HAS to be Smegematician, though.

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#605479 - 01/28/14 08:14 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Did anyone mention Donkey Long racing stripe?
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#605481 - 01/29/14 01:18 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

The Smegmatician has a less scientific cousin, the Smegmagician.

And the undercunt should beware of the Überfotze.

Cuntlonic might work.

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#605515 - 01/29/14 04:56 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: nassim]
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Instead of Porn Jesus, I prefer Porn Messiah. It sounds apocalyptic, as top post count should be.
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#605522 - 01/29/14 10:23 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: fartz]
fabricoh Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
In honor of every meat puppet that posts here and melts down, I believe Hater should be a title.
Also,

ADT Meatgazer and Bags are Packed.


Originally Posted By: fartz


Marc From The Dark's kareoke sponsor

Tucker Slain's P.O.



From what I've heard it may be Marc From The Dark's Parole Officer. Or Tier Warden.
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#605523 - 01/29/14 10:55 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I'm liking ADT Meatgazer. Combines 2 terms of derision.
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#605659 - 02/02/14 04:34 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Instead of undercunt - cuntling
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#605660 - 02/02/14 04:38 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Mr. Meat Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
How about 'Bornyo's enlarged prostate' or 'Samurai mope.'


Samurai mope kicks ass actually.

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#605663 - 02/02/14 05:53 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
does the smegmatician arrive at some conclusion on the meaning of life after interrogating the smegiotics of splooge stains on silk sheets?
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#605664 - 02/02/14 06:00 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

Ask your inner slerp, porn jedi.

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#605674 - 02/02/14 11:17 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I like Samurai Mope also. Cuntling is good. We can fill in every 500 posts until 20k if y'all want.
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#605677 - 02/03/14 11:03 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
It looks like all you guys are Porn Jesus. Seems we need more levels in that range.

I still love Mustard Palace Survivor.
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#605678 - 02/03/14 12:49 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
once again, let me know what we want removed and what will take its place...
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#605679 - 02/03/14 01:06 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I like Samurai Mope too. Has a certain reality to it.
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#605759 - 02/05/14 09:29 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Bluecipher]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
does the smegmatician arrive at some conclusion on the meaning of life after interrogating the smegiotics of splooge stains on silk sheets?


That's way too much credit. Just decides which wine [thunder bird or Boones farm] to drink with the varieties of dick cheese. [or cheap beer]
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#605775 - 02/05/14 06:47 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
That's the sommelier of spunk's job.
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#605776 - 02/05/14 07:11 PM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
<-- wonders if there is a "dick cheese scraper" for sale at Sur La Table?

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#605804 - 02/06/14 08:21 AM Re: XPT User Titles [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^Does Panzer work there ? smile
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