My own thoughts are this:
1. This whore will never be known for anything except being Wayne Gretzky's daughter. The idle spawn of the greatest hockey player ever, and who could be the Prime Minister of Canada in three seconds. That must be an enormous blow to your psyche that you never be 1/10th as successful as your Father who people call "The Great One."
2. A porno/leaked sex tape/whatever would be a "great" outlet for her. She got her Mother's genes, she's already in L.A.. She's thumbed her nose at her parents for years and clearly doesn't care what they think.
3. Even if Daddy disowns her (which is doubtful), she would make serious bank. Way more than that teen mom skank. Jesus-killers Steve Hirsch and Oren Cohen would be strangling each other to sign her up.
4. Fans would eat it up. Watching her get grudge-fucked by some mope would probably not be too strokeworthy in itself. But just watching the moral compass spin like a dredel and watching her dignity swirl down the drain like flushing down some diarrhea would be a real hoot.
I'd like to see the title "Gretzky Scores." They could have the mope dressed up like Don Cherry. Or if Tri-coon is in the building, we might have to get an old Edmonton Oilers sweater and get Mandingo to pretend to be Grant Fuhr.