Michigan-born Costa Rican cutie Tanner Mays hits her second dozen today.

She was "Evangeline" on AmateurAllure, in case you didn't know.

Tanner provides us with some decent porn and serves as a Lindsay Lohan of porn. LIB posters may be familiar with her "alleged" drug-induced antics. I haven't ruled out full blown mental illness. But, one way or another, she's provided legions with hours of entertainment at her dignity's expense.

Say thank you if you see her.



I'm thinking her life has been pretty sad. She's got "Just Love Me" stamped on her as her suggested care label. I don't think the guys she's been with can read. Or maybe they wash cashmere and wool in machines with bleach, too.

I was thinking maybe she would benefit from a lapdog. Something tells me that would lead to tragedy. Or has already.

Much like her self applied nick name of Turkey Mayonaisse, she is well past her sell by date.

Many Central American women expire early.

I lived right on the boundary of Union City, NJ - a quite diverse Latin community. With the rare exception, the eligible women were young hot teens or in their seemed in fourties in their twenties.

Tanner Mays did a decent Gag Factor (28).

It's probably what lead her down the path to epic meltdown.

I love tanner, but this thread would not be complete without at least a couple of the visuals.