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#568698 - 09/23/12 12:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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Because his downstairs freezer is forever hungry and after holding the phone up to his ear and listening to dialtone for a good five to ten while drool covers the mouthpiece, he takes his thorazine and thinks better of it.


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#568710 - 09/23/12 12:50 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
J.B.
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I don't think anyone ever imagined there would come a day when AC Cream would be stuck in a career rut.

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#568712 - 09/23/12 12:54 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
have2cit Offline
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I'd believe stuck in an ice cream truck.

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#568729 - 09/23/12 01:46 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: frankie fatale]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
why the hell doesnt he just book privates?^


He is searching for love and caring, not pleasure. That is why he is a loon. He should be looking for that crap in a church group, not on a XXX DVD.
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#571590 - 10/22/12 11:39 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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It appears he has recently changed his twitter profile pic. This dumb fuck is supposed to be a photographer. Even I know how to fix red eye.

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#571591 - 10/22/12 11:44 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
gia jordan Offline
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Turn the red eye function off so you don't have to spend time fixing it

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#571592 - 10/22/12 11:49 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: gia jordan]
BIFF™ Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Turn the red eye function off so you don't have to spend time fixing it


G baby, that's his doing not mine. I didn't want to mess with the essence of the pic.

Love u boo.

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#571669 - 10/24/12 11:41 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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Originally Posted By: BIFF™
It appears he has recently changed his twitter profile pic. This dumb fuck is supposed to be a photographer.


Finally some competition for Christian in the food photography niche.
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#589164 - 04/17/13 03:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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Sorry BIFF I've been off the grid.
Anyway back to the topic at hand-1250 followers? REALLY?




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#589188 - 04/17/13 07:13 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
J.B.
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"Reporter?" For Fox? Somebody better check in on Charlie.

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#589196 - 04/17/13 07:52 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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I have gas.

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#589265 - 04/18/13 04:40 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: Sonny Chiba]
Walrus Offline
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Originally Posted By: Sonny Chiba
Sorry BIFF I've been off the grid.
Anyway back to the topic at hand-1250 followers? REALLY?




That is Nadia Styles in his profile. Anyone know what happened to her after Shelly Lubben?

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#589316 - 04/19/13 01:00 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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ace glazed her up and ate her.
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#589317 - 04/19/13 01:40 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Jigaloo Offline
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Honeybaked Whore.
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#589375 - 04/19/13 09:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
frankie fatale Offline
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could be a good title.
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#589396 - 04/20/13 05:27 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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What about: Honeybaked Big Tittied Whore.

Better??
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#591294 - 05/15/13 06:53 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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He's still alive apparently. As of 4 hrs. ago.



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#591297 - 05/15/13 07:02 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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ya...that's livin. sportswami
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#591316 - 05/15/13 10:24 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I fucking swear to all that's holy that Kathy Willetts told me he died years ago.
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#591319 - 05/15/13 10:39 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Jerkules Offline
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Dude's a player. He should try to rally for 1000 followers and say he'll post a dick pic.
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#591323 - 05/16/13 03:02 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: Barry the Pirate]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I fucking swear to all that's holy that Kathy Willetts told me he died years ago.


She probably got him mixed up with Fast Eddy.

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#591327 - 05/16/13 07:46 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
have2cit Offline
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To anyone that hasn't before, I highly recommend starting this thread on page one. Hell I'd recommend it even if you have. The AC v. Christie Lee dust up still leaves me chuckling.

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#591335 - 05/16/13 09:34 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Jerkules Offline
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That the whore w/ the pizza boxes?
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#591340 - 05/16/13 10:32 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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Yes, that one.

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#591342 - 05/16/13 10:34 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
have2cit Offline
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Yep.

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#591377 - 05/16/13 04:43 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: gia jordan]
BIFF™ Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
She probably got him mixed up with Fast Eddy.


Gia, did you ever see this pic?

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#591379 - 05/16/13 05:20 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
gia jordan Offline
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Yes. I asked someone to take it. Erotica LA, 2005 I think. Point is, fuck yeah I want a picture- what's a porn convention without AC Cream.

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#591383 - 05/16/13 07:00 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Jigaloo Offline
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One where there's a higher chance of no girls going missing?
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#591388 - 05/16/13 07:52 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
J.B.
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Bonus Lulz: Pre-LIB Candy Lupus.

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#591418 - 05/16/13 10:47 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Reading from the start. About 10 pages in. It really is the moon landing.
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#591428 - 05/17/13 04:41 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Yes. I asked someone to take it. Erotica LA, 2005 I think. Point is, fuck yeah I want a picture- what's a porn convention without AC Cream.


Would you have been offended if he had tweaked a nipple during that pose ?

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#591435 - 05/17/13 05:53 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: gia jordan]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
what's a porn convention without AC Cream.


About 300 pounds lighter
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#591522 - 05/18/13 05:53 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
mallocup Offline
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Originally Posted By: BIFF™
[quote=gia jordan]



gia looks gorgeous in this pic..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#591567 - 05/18/13 02:25 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She was smiling because his weiner, or maybe it was a goiter, was pressed up against her lady parts.
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#591570 - 05/18/13 02:27 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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Ugly Then And Now - ED Edition.

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#591630 - 05/19/13 11:04 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Ugly Then And Now - ED Edition.


Whom do you mean, PD??
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#591631 - 05/19/13 11:08 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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The pictured.

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#591632 - 05/19/13 11:09 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
The pictured.


There are two in the picture. Which?

Or is that your way of saying both?
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#591634 - 05/19/13 11:18 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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The latter.

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#591635 - 05/19/13 11:45 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I see.
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#591639 - 05/19/13 01:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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#591642 - 05/19/13 01:43 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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Bullshit. Fuck you.

He either lamely trolled or really didn't get it.

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#591650 - 05/19/13 02:00 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Just wanted what he was saying clear.

I have no idea why he wants to crypto-call Gia "ugly".

I don't see the white knights lining up for her.

At least not to date.
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#591661 - 05/19/13 02:53 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
drained Offline
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They're stealthy, not shiny anymore.

Average then, now average and altered.
And then there was the grotesque guy in there as well.
Ugly's economical.

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#592661 - 05/30/13 12:21 AM Re: Life as a fanboy or the AC fanboy Relinquary [Re: BIFF™]
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Found more of these from various adult gatherings years ago. Don't recall seeing these in this thread.




He calls this one "Myself & My Little Soldier Hillary Scott"








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#592662 - 05/30/13 12:27 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
BIFF™ Offline
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#592663 - 05/30/13 12:33 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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#592664 - 05/30/13 12:38 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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#592665 - 05/30/13 12:43 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
BIFF™ Offline
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#592666 - 05/30/13 12:47 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy [Re: BIFF™]
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