Ok, enough fires in the porn world for atleast one day. How about a fun topic? Yeah, I know it may be sophmoric, but then again, so are my poems. Anyway, Tony Malice made a good point in the other thread which inspired this one.

Which Hollywood Celeb Should Be In Porn?
Meaning, which celeb do you feel should have wound up in porn but for whatever reason, lucked out?

I'll start out with 4:

1. Angelina Jolie
I mentioned in other thread that she just has a vibe of
wanting to be tittyfucked.

2. Tori Spelling.
I think if it wasn't for her rich daddy, she'd wind up
doing Bang Bus vids.

3. Sandra Bernhard.
No wait, I really don't want to see her.

4. Anna Kournikova.
Definitely, she's a suck-ass tennis player and is
known more for looking f'n hot. And most of the
pictorials she does is very close to that "cheerleader
short skirt" genre you see on the net. I'm amazed how
she still remains to make a living through tennis. Ah yes,
endorsements.

--christina applegate was a talentless hack, i think she might have done better in an anabolic initiation, eating some dudes ass, than in that movie about the dead babysitter.

duh, pamela anderson, i mean hell, what does she have that jenna jameson doesnt?

and last but not least, alyssa milano ... wait a second ...

I think a few more good whores would be

Sharon Stone- I think this one is obvious. I think she really wanted to be a porn harlot, she just couldn't find the right director.

Nicole Kidman- She has already had sex in mainstream movies & enjoyed it, why not porn?

Jillian Barberie- I would just love to see that!

Last but not least, Tiffani Amber Thessian- She has played one on tv why not become one in real life.
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I'd love to watch Kelly Ripa get mercilessly throatfucked in a 'Gag Factor'. Put her on her back, hang her head upside down, and fuck her mouth brutally. I bet her coughing, gagging, and choking would be sublime. And wouldn't it be wonderful to see her pretty face and hair covered in spit and see snot bubbles coming out of her nose in a desperate attempt to breathe? I believe so.
'Gag Factor' Katherine Hepburn too. Why not? She's in her 90's. Time's running out.

Obviously, J Lo, It would be good to see her take cock after cock up that famous ass.

And it would nice to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in a nice bukkake.

And Jennifer Garner getting throatfucked.

Christina Aguillera, she is a slut already so why not take it to the next level.
And Pamela Anderson, hell she was voted #50 in the top 50 porn stars of all time, she might as well do her own movies and make bank!

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I wouldn't mind seeing Britney Spears, 'speared' right up her tight ass.

How about that whore Pink . She looks like she eats loads . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/iminlove.gif" alt="" />

That Amber bitch that was hosing the Peterson guy. She is not really a hollywood celeb, but rumor is she is going to pose in Playboy, etc. She might as well admit she is a whore and do a bukkake or gag factor movie. And her attorney Gloria Allred really needs to do a gag factor movie so she will shut the fuck up.

Insert Shania Twains name below and my sentiments would be the same.

Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Melissa Joan Hart
Jordana Spiro

The answer is clearly all of the above! After all, they are already using their asses, mouths, and cunts to earn their living, if only in a more indirect way.

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Daisey Fuentes
Mary Kate & Ashley (Turning 17 on Friday the 13th one year to go!)
Gen Padova
(OOPS! I forgot shes already in)
Jewell
Star Jones (Fat girls need love to)

Oh Yeah,
I forgot about that Spears chick.
Her to!

One more!

How about another?

Still more?

OOPS! I did it agin!
(Best one yet)

Simp, Could not agree with you more about Kelly Ripa getting throat fucked. No one I can think is more deserving.

Christina Ricci.
But first, she has to gain all her baby fat over again.

Asia Argento,the "xXx" star who has that raunchy Eurobabe look,and seems to be as wild and uninhibited in her real life as she is in her steamy performances in "B. Monkey"(her attempt to become the new Sylvia Kristel/Laura Gemser/Emmanuelle),"Scralet Diva",and "The New Rose Hotel"(that Abel Ferrera movie),which is a lengthy and extreme stretch for the daughter of cult horror maestro Dario Argento.

PHATBOY just mentioned a real hottie... JEWEL... total plus, I'd do her. Good choice!!

I'd also like to see Kristin Davis get the same treatment, over and over by about 20 guys.

Is that just because of her character on Sex In The City? I hear she isn't much of a prude in real life, so maybe she is already getting that treatment... just not on film.

What about Cindy Margolis in a lesbian tryst with Serenity. That would be hot.

More because of her character on Melrose Place. I can still her whining "Billllly", would love to see her shut up by a succession of fat cocks rammed in her throat.
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Hmmm....
I think I have a few picks as well:
--The Brady Bunch Orgy
--Gary Coleman, Emanuelle Lewis and Todd Bridges pulling an interracial gang bang on the chubby girl 'Blair' and dyke woman 'Jo' from the facts Facts Of Life.
--Suzanne Sommers and Joyce DeWitt do each other stupid with a strap-on while a demented she-male John Ritter submitts to Don Knotts (Mr. Firley). Assuming Don Knotts is still alive... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Are any of these has-beens celebrities? Not really, but I don't care..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" />

Famke Jamssen.

Demi Moore would be a perfect fit in the porn world. Wanna see Peter North shoot his load in her face.
Britney Spears being Speared by Sean Micheals
Nicole Kidman etting her arse ripped up by those Anabolic studs.
Sharon Stone licking Tom Byron's ass and then getting fucked up her arse. She loves to show her pussy, so why not show us getting it fucked?
Michelle Pfeifer getting rammed by Jake Steed.

Leah Remini, from THE KING OF QUEENS. She hot.

Wow that whores got stroke value. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigpimpin.gif" alt="" />Got anymore photos of her?I could jerk off to her over and over again.

I agree she's hot but maybe if she does a gag factor all the snot running out of her nose will make her voice less nasal and more tolerable <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

Were those real pics of Leah Remini... she is hot, where are those from?

Yeah she is.I feel the need to jerk off each time I see them,in fact I'll be right back. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif" alt="" />

Following the end of the popular TV series "Land of the Lost" in 1977, Cha-Ka was dismayed by the lack of roles for freakish monkeyboys in mainstream Hollywood productions.



This has forced Cha-Ka to start a life of porn under the stage name Brijaye Love.

Maybe Lil Kim could be enticed to host/direct a video series like Snoop Dog, Ice-T or DJ Yella.

Brijaye Love... cute girl in person, sexy accent from the south. Although here's my experience with her last week...

...I was on set with Extreme or perhaps it was the new Evolution Erotica anyways, this cute girl Brijaye is sitting at a table with a guy. I'm quiet and keep to myself finding something to wear for my scene and listening as she speaks. She speaks as if she's been in the business for years on end. So I'm wondering who the heck is she. I'm dying to know!! God damn it someone tell me!

Minutes after I finished my hardcore BJ,licking J-Monte's ass yadda yadda she asks me what my name was. I said "Gen Padova, yours?" ... "Brijaye Love mumble mumble ...hot something yadda yadda" I couldn't make out entirely of what she was saying.

She then said "ya you're cute and so small, that was a hot scene you did there. I just did my first scene just recently. I got me some double penetration and I'm gonna break it big in this industry. I got me some plans before I moved here to CA, my friends know about it and they're all rooting me on, it's gonna be great doing this shit"

I stood there nodding my head... and said "wow you did your first scene as a DP? That's really cool but what about pacing yourself so you can make tons of money in the long run and make your career last since you seem to want the stardom?"

sadly enough she said, "nah honey, dont you worry I know whats going on, i got it all planned you just watch me. I told them all to watch, i'm gonna do it."

I kindly and enthusiastically wished her good luck completely giving up on her in trying to help out. Now I'm curious how well she's gonna be with her eager determined attitude. Do you think she'll make it to the top or do you think she's out of line? I think she's more out of line although I do admire her confidence and determination.

Afterall I thought she was a big porn star I hadn't met yet. DARN!

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Shit, I have a whole list...here's the first part anyway,

Cameron Diaz vs Tara Reid

Rebecca Romain Stamos vs Aisha Tyler (nice IR)

Iman-(in some mature IR shit, with Sade or some other foreign one name chick)

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen solo masturbation scene(too fuckin hot)

Britney & Christina & Jenna Jameson lez session

Lil Kim-Foxy Brown-Eve-Queen Latifah lez gang bang (yeah that's right,I said Queen Latifah!)

Michael Jackson(to finally see if he's a male or female or both)

Oprah & Star Jones (Ultimate Plumpers Battle Royal-Break out the heavy duty king kong dildos ladies!)

Kobe Bryant's wife w/ Kobe Tai--(Damn that's hot!)

Hilary Clinton vs Monica Lewinsky (that could be Bill's ultimate wet dream)

Jennifer Lopez vs Catherine Zeta Jones (Latin spice for that ass!)

The Asian hotties from Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon

Charlize Theron vs Ashley Judd vs Angelina Jolie ( I honestly don't think I could handle that one)

Sharon Stone vs Meg Ryan (mature old school battle)

and last but not least

Hilary Duff w/ Mary Kate & Ashley (not for another few years but I'll make my reservations now!)

More to cum soon!

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and last but not least

Hilary Duff w/ Mary Kate & Ashley (not for another few years but I'll make my reservations now!)
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