You see, this is why I'll never go to any of those sex tourist Mecca's, because people like Brandon flock to them in droves. Nothing between myself and my dick ending up looking like a foot that's run a 1000 marathons in a row, but a super thin sliver of latex? No thanks.
This is the opposite of what's usually stated.
If you wanted to do that, whatever.
Or you're as advanced as someone reading the illiterate blather might assume.