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#58826 - 09/26/04 01:27 PM Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Bishop a recent covert to Judaism needs a new Jewish name.Help find that name and you can win a prize.Lunch with Bishop and celebrity goyim Wesley Pipes. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58827 - 09/26/04 02:29 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	What about Frank Steinburg or Chris Connor?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58828 - 09/26/04 02:51 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Steinbaumberg Jr. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58829 - 09/26/04 04:11 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Ren Galskap Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/21/04 Posts: 92	If you're going to be Jewish, you're going to have to undergo that special operation that leaves you without recreational use of a certain part of your body for a few days. So I suggest you call yourself Schlimazl Putz.
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#58830 - 09/26/04 04:58 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Bishop, just change your name to Rabbi _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#58831 - 09/26/04 05:07 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Problem is you not only need a jewish name but you need a jewish name that is cool for porn too. This is going to take some thought. Word. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58832 - 09/26/04 05:12 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	As long as you are not a dirt worshipping Heathen you are aright with me Bishop _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58833 - 09/26/04 05:12 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: As long as you are not a dirt worshipping Heathen you are aright with me Bishop Thanks cleetus, Ohh shit wrong id, ignore. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58834 - 09/26/04 05:31 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	That's all right T no worries _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58835 - 09/27/04 05:22 AM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	Hey Bishop how bout....Ray Isilshitz _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#58836 - 09/27/04 11:55 AM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Busta Hymen? Ya I know that sucks. Attachments 53661-Image2.jpg (19 downloads)
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#58837 - 09/27/04 03:00 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Busta Hymen? Ya I know that sucks. unfortunately thi is my favorite to this point how about some jewish rap names? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58838 - 09/27/04 03:16 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Yep. I like Busta Hymen. It has potential. Alone it's not great, but in the context of Jewish porn monikers, it's decent. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58839 - 09/27/04 04:45 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: Busta Hymen? Ya I know that sucks. unfortunately thi is my favorite to this point how about some jewish rap names? Judah the Masta Killa _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58840 - 09/27/04 05:00 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Special Ed Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/22/04 Posts: 101 Loc: S. Florida	Mitch Cumstein ala Caddy Shack
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#58841 - 09/27/04 05:25 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	as long as you're in the Jew-Tang Clan in some capacity you can skip the name and just use 3 capital letters and you get to use as many nicknames as you feel like. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#58842 - 09/27/04 07:25 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Fuckstein. Fucksberg. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#58843 - 09/28/04 03:26 AM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: as long as you're in the Jew-Tang Clan in some capacity you can skip the name and just use 3 capital letters and you get to use as many nicknames as you feel like. Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.....I feel confident that the names "The RZI",The JZW"and "The Old Dirty Rabbi",Will properly project my trendy,nuovo,Gangster Judiasm.Thanks to jamesn who will be joining Wes and I at Hymies Chicken and Maatsa House ,as soon as that "jewish dough"starts rollin in.Peace and shalom....................2nd place and some loose change(hold the change)go to Judah Master Killa(threatening is always cool)and 3rd goes to Fuckstein Fucksberg(arent they a brokerage house?) Edited by bishop_xxx (09/28/04 03:34 AM) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58844 - 09/28/04 12:04 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	Quote: Mitch Cumstein ala Caddy Shack I voted for that one...at least the last name.. _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#58845 - 09/28/04 02:52 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Damn it, I like Chicken and Wes, I am disheartened _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58846 - 09/28/04 06:47 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	How about Schlong Lang? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58847 - 09/28/04 07:15 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I'm starting to think that the people of the board are beginning to mock the jewish faith and i for one will not stand for it, the iron fist of the monkey is clenched. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58848 - 09/28/04 07:21 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Take it easy Steinberg- here have a small top with religious inscriptions on it _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58849 - 09/28/04 07:24 PM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Take it easy Steinberg- here have a small top with religious inscriptions on it Fayner owes me $500. Gina lynn has had sex with lex steele. its just not right. So many good black performers and the most overrated and annoying one is the one sleeping with all the attractive white women. Anti Semitics. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58850 - 09/29/04 03:08 AM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	it's an honor being nominated, i can't believe i won. you'll have to take your father/monkey in my place since i'm not in cali too often. or to quote the jewtang, the crime side/ the new york times side, lol. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#58851 - 09/29/04 04:37 AM Re: Contest..Help Bishop pick his new Jewish name
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: it's an honor being nominated, i can't believe i won. you'll have to take your father/monkey in my place since i'm not in cali too often. or to quote the jewtang, the crime side/ the new york times side, lol. One day wesley will crash at my place on my great yellow/orange couch that you have all seen before. He will wake up with bits of dried fruit stuck to his face that has been there from a scene that took place a month before. He will be so disgusted that he will find a nice way to wake me up, i will feel a light brusle against the top of my nose open my eyes to see a dick dog 2 inches away from my face, we will both smile, me with my pearly whites and wes with his bronze fronts and then we will enjoy toast and coffee served by the minion who will have his naked rear end showing while having his front covered by a kiss the cook apron on. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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