lukeisntback.com is available (according to whois). So for $8.95 at Godaddy you might be able to create a little SEO confusion for a lot less than $50K and take some of that traffic.
Panzer, you should get it during one of your URL buying sprees. That way you can have yet another blog that gets no comments.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People