He DID hang with some ho's ... so of those porn whores still living, who might be a good "Mary Magdalene"*???






* based on the Gregorian interpretation that she's the whore in Luke.

Jenna Haze, Sensi Pearl, Mary Jane Johnson, Kristina Rose. All the pothead ho's.

I know her best as "Maggie".

tough question.. we could ask australian jesus or siberian jesus who's in their top five?. that might be fun...

As a direct descendant of the Grail bloodline, you could always ask me!

OK. I'm asking.

What was the question again?

Of those porn whores still living, who might be a good "Mary Magdalene"*???

Who?

The whore Jesus fanboi-ed.

white jesus would fuck himself silly on that teagan whore.

swarthy Jesus is a tough call... Joanna angel might do the trick or he might like em street and from there it's a total shitshow that we're better off not knowing the answer to. some things are better lost in translation.

Did you?

Did I what?

Fanboi a whore? ALWAYS.