No "pushed into the subway tracks" option?

How about getting a staph infection from dumpster diving?

std from tranzer sauce activities.

and i'm pretty sure he said his old man is dead.

First Law of Panzer: Panzer lies.

Valid point. But, I just hate the idea of holding up all those riders just for a investigation into the disposal of human garbage.

Eventually that will be like trying to push Jabba the Hut onto the subway tracks. I suppose you could bait the track with a baloney sandwich dunked in ketchup but in basketball terms I don't see anyone moving him off the block.

as panzer's death would significantly reduce the number of active BMs I shall not participate in this hypothetical.

Or just a phony coupon. Like they get people to pick up ads that look like dropped $100 bills on the sidewalk.

The track better be baited with Russian Ketchup.

This is a riddle.... He is already dead. Death by XPT

i think hes actually taking a break from xpt because of passover and easter.

Yeah, he's out in his bunny suit hiding eggs/ben-wa balls.




STOP EASTER: they found the body!

His only religion consists of coupon rituals, enema rites and tank paraphernalia. Oh, and the Yin/Yang of improper over-exercise and a diet of fat & sugar.

And his ethics is the answer to the question: "What would be the absolutely most disgusting and repellent thing to do?"