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#586838 - 03/24/13 04:18 PM Do you think that ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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.... when a girl's winning her second pageant in three years on her way to the Miss [state edited out by JRV] state finals, can she even imagine that within just five years she's going to quit college, try modelling, try for a bartending job at a strip club, end up striping, go from refusing nude modeling to explicit girl-girl porn then descending into an performing with two gay guys in a "Wanna Fuck My Wife Gotta Fuck Me Too" release before leaving porn altogether??

And, was the lifetime of degradation worth it?


I mean all she seemed to have gained was a lap dog, bolt-ons, a friending from Powder on MySpace and, likely HPV and the herp.

Where is Windsock?? I need a wingman who understands ...


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#586840 - 03/24/13 04:54 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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The slerp.

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#586848 - 03/24/13 06:35 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Someone just post a link to the DVD, that way we can save Figgs the shame of asking for it.

And who did JRV blow to be a lifetime mod? Dude hasn't done shit around here but prairie dog and fuck shit up. He has Twitter to stalk Gen with and Facebook to reach out and touch his cousins with, to set up some cousin touching. You think when he is blowing one of his cousins, he closes his eyes and pretends he's Gen?


Now what was the redacted state?
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#586862 - 03/24/13 07:44 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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In fairness it was I who redacted the state and laid blame on JRV ... because he would do that.


All the facts are true [except maybe the STDs].

The state was self-mod-ed to protect the ex-pageant princess and her family. Except her step-dad. He's dead.



I shamefully stalked her long dead MySpace page today gathering pre-mutilation pics [as in bolt-ons ... nothing else heinous or tragic has happened to her that I know of].

To pay for my crimes, I did the requisite quota of self-loathing and pushups.
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#586864 - 03/24/13 08:28 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I know JRV didn't do it, he hasn't logged in since February. I just figured it was a good excuse to take a pot shot.

Did you see the thread about Miss Teen Delaware shooting a scene for GirlsDoPorn? She's cute, but a spaz.
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#586866 - 03/24/13 08:49 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I know JRV didn't do it, he hasn't logged in since February. I just figured it was a good excuse to take a pot shot.


Same on my end. I tend to relive my past "lives".


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Did you see the thread about Miss Teen Delaware shooting a scene for GirlsDoPorn? She's cute, but a spaz.


No I did not. I will look into it.
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#586869 - 03/24/13 11:39 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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The slerp rotted away punctuation. Beware of the comma.

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#586921 - 03/25/13 04:18 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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It was probably some shithole state like Florida.

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#586930 - 03/25/13 07:36 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
It was probably some shithole state like Florida.


Nope. A very, very different state.

One you likely wouldn't connect to porn.

Good state.
White, white, white town [95+%].
90+% above the poverty line.
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#586933 - 03/25/13 07:52 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
It was probably some shithole state like Florida.


Nope. A very, very different state.

One you likely wouldn't connect to porn.

Good state.
White, white, white town [95+%].
90+% above the poverty line.


New Hampshire

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#586936 - 03/25/13 08:11 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Much similar to New Hampshire than Florida. But, it's not.

No more guesses will be responded to.

Don't try to figure out who she was.

Mourn how such early promise turned to scars and being covered gay jizz.

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#586966 - 03/26/13 03:17 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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They should just name the fucking whore already. Who is fucking stupid enough to believe the girl's identity will be revealed by disclosing what fucking state she's from?

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#586982 - 03/26/13 10:33 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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'cause that's how I found her ... wink

Distant cousin LA in was trying to convince me of the evils of porn told me about a fallen pageant winner from [state omitted to irritate Mr. Meat by Bornyo] he knew of that did porn ...

Google led me straight to her ... well, after a bit of searching ...

And, it's not about her. It's about the degradation.
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#586996 - 03/26/13 12:24 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Not Sammie Spades, the Hillary Clinton assitant?
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#587019 - 03/26/13 05:22 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
'cause that's how I found her ... wink

Distant cousin LA in was trying to convince me of the evils of porn told me about a fallen pageant winner from [state omitted to irritate Mr. Meat by Bornyo] he knew of that did porn ...

Google led me straight to her ... well, after a bit of searching ...

And, it's not about her. It's about the degradation.


That's pretty fucking amazing.

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#587030 - 03/26/13 06:38 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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km?.

and i'm not trying to hurt any feelings here but it took maybe three minutes(check my last post time)using the keywords provided in the op to find this.
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#587034 - 03/26/13 06:55 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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What does "km?." mean?
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#587035 - 03/26/13 06:59 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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ohh snap!. shocked
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#587036 - 03/26/13 07:01 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Not Sammie Spades, the Hillary Clinton assitant?


I don't know if she won two pageants, but she's from NY, a state I do associate with porn.

In fact a good part of the 70s porn scene was filmed in NY. Like "Debbie Does Dallas" and the Pratt library.
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#587037 - 03/26/13 07:01 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Doesn't anyone see the tragedy of such a fallen flower????
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#587059 - 03/26/13 07:50 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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No, bitches who let their life revolve around being mannequins wind up one of 2 ways: Trophy Wife or Drugs & Porn. No middle ground with these types, either the fantasy persists until divorce or the realization they aren't a princess starts the downward spiral chasing denial.
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#587062 - 03/26/13 07:53 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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it's like my old man used to say.. "that's what happens when you treat someone better than you should".
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#587087 - 03/27/13 12:04 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Why is the name of the pageant whore and the state where she was doing pageants deleted from the posts. It's fucking retarded, and the person doing it is fucking retard when all one needs to do is google the terms "pageant porn" and and you'll find all you need to know.
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#587104 - 03/27/13 09:41 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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#587223 - 03/28/13 03:13 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: JasonH]
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Originally Posted By: JasonH
Why is the name of the pageant whore and the state where she was doing pageants deleted from the posts. It's fucking retarded, and the person doing it is fucking retard when all one needs to do is google the terms "pageant porn" and and you'll find all you need to know.


Rhetorical, right?
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#587230 - 03/28/13 03:35 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I just put in "pageant porn" and it took quite some time to find the young lady in question.

It's mostly about a Miss Delaware.

Too small. Too east. Too slave holding.
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#588957 - 04/15/13 05:17 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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So .... I've been cyber-stalking this poor girl again. frown

Is it common for an ex-porn girl to work at Hooters?

I've never been to a Hooters, so I have no frame of reference.

Is it common for an ex-porn girl to throw out the first pitch of a minor league ballgame?

I've been to plenty of minor league games. Mostly they have business people's families throw out balls.
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#590025 - 04/26/13 07:26 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I feel ashamed.

I've cyber-stalked this poor girl to the tune of 1,841 collected photos.

Such shame.
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#590053 - 04/26/13 10:36 PM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I've never been to Hooters either. They wander around in little shorts and wife beaters pretending to be partying while they're flirting for tips and serving overpriced beer. At least, that's what their advertising tells me. I mean, it's a titty bar without the nudity and sweats welcome policy. It has as much value to me as Playboy.
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#590088 - 04/27/13 08:46 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I have been to at least 1/2 dozen titty bars w/ better food than Hooters.

Delilah's in Philly serves a good strip steak. The bar featured in HBO's G-String Divas used to do a Business Man's Buffet 4-6 on Fridays. They had a chef there slicing you off Roast Turkey & Roast Beef. No tater skins and mozzarella sticks, REAL FOOD! Sad when they closed down. I think a trick killed his wife for insurance money, because he was getting take out from the club and bringing it to the hotel across the parking lot. Hot pussy is a harder addiction to deal with than smack.
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#590102 - 04/27/13 11:11 AM Re: Do you think that .... [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I've never been to Hooters either.


I considered going there once. But, it was to lampoon their brand not embrace it.

My stepsister said "anywhere" to my invite to where to go for lunch. She's a bit of a feminist and HATES women who flaunt their wares. Odd values considering who she exploits for a living ....

Anyway, I didn't have the guts. We went for Kosher chinese instead.

Can't do it anymore. It's closed.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hooters-fresh-meadows
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